The crew discusses UConn-Vanderbilt, one of the most attendable* games of this season before moving on to the important stuff: a meticulous and painstaking guide to regional fast food ordering, which winds up angering our beloved producer more than anything else we've ever said on this show.

*Unless you're a 12-foot skeleton

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The gang invents an insurance company

Step right up to the USC coaching search carousel! Does that horse have Pat Haden's face? Mind your own business!

Jordan Battle, hail and farewell

A lot of background screaming, but for a good reason this time

There's also a ton of football talk in this episode, we don't feel great about that either

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We made Ryan watch the Applebee's commercial

Spencer does charades, on a podcast

Titanic is a movie about a thriving lady who rids herself of a worthless man

We have re-declared war on England, this is largely unrelated to Titanic

All of this happens before the 20-minute mark

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Bret Bielema has a little Drax in him. Don’t make us like you, Bert. 

A sharp detour through Atlanta’s Dudes Rock! House

Some grudging anticipation of Week 1! Did you know there’s football tonight??

An announcement about the future of the Fullcast!

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It's the back-to-school special edition of our beloved Disasters series, which runs for less than one minute before you get Spencer saying "I think they thought I was dead"

A loving retelling of a piece of Jason lore known to true Fullcasteers as "The Ozymandias Incident"

A haunting ghost story from Surber about a phantom dildo

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Notes: The gang picks their preseason top four college football teams. What do you mean, “This sounds like a trap”? Look, just get through Spencer’s alarming affection for Tim Tebow and we promise there’s jokes on the other side. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! 

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The Coaches Poll is out! Marshall and Florida State are made rivals by it!

Is there an NFL washout hiding in the staff ranks at your school? You sure about that?

The gang weathers a rare attack of NFL Dean Terror

Holly invents Clemson Denial

Jason plays film critic! This week: OLD BEACH, a movie

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HOTTY PODDY, Y'ALL. We revisit a beloved classic Fullcast format, and game out what might happen if (when) the newly expanded SEC goes to war … with itself. Jason is our Dan Carlin Dungeonmaster, as always.

Naturally, this all leads to a number of gumbo arguments.

Featuring a surprise Split Zone Duo guest! Don't worry, it's not Godfrey.

The whole gang agrees on something for the first time in show history.

We have had another online commerce incident. Still not Ryan's fault!!

NEW BUSINESS IDEA: Wingstop + Zales???

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- We made a bunch of new conferences, and got rid of all the other schools, you are welcome. 

 - This is a lot of work, so we brought in two (2) NEW guest conference commissioners. 

- Because we had company, the episode suffers a massive audio failure halfway through. 

- A new musical instrument joins the show!

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We answer YOUR questions at* SEC Media Days!  

*Surber’s in Hoover, it counts!  

Invented in this episode: ARBY’S CHURCH!  

Also invented in this episode: JEANS OLYMPICS!  

A Ginuwine-themed detour that is NOT about Pony!  

We celebrate the Fullcat’s birthday!  

A harrowing tale from our first online store that was NOT our fault! Sorry, Carol!  

A Sisqo story from 2017!  

Mark Stoops Take Us To A Steakhouse Challenge!  

Please rate and review our college football podcast  

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