Shutdown Fullcast

SHOW NOTES

The Haint personally attacks Ryan!

Holly has a harrowing Big 12 box score game!

The Big Ten somehow produced a worse box score!

Eli Drinkwitz calls the cops on Tennessee's unfairly powerful backups!

We are in a fight with the bowl season shirt company

Spencer coins a metaphor, with the usual results

We will continue to stump for TCU in the playoff and there's nothing you can do about it

Virginia Tech commits the ultimate dork misstep

Here's a scary story to tell in the dark: The first 16 seconds of the Pitt-Virginia game

Pac-12 After Dark refereeing in the post-information phase

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NOTES

Spencer immediately makes it weird

Ryan then makes it worse

Jason then fires Dabo, and all of this happens in the first ten minutes

Ryan has another one of his delightful, frightful games [Saw puppet noises]

At home with Philip Rivers

The gang invents some new jeans

Jason and Holly are beset by Jeff Sunday Schoolers

Is Nick Saban the man for this job?

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Notes

Spencer has a bold new social media strat

Georgia fans sure have changed

SMU and Houston make history!

Clemson? 

Stop pretending we don’t know who’s gonna win the Heisman

Guess when we last saw a Miami team this bad. Please phrase your answer in the form of a decade!

Let’s all practice Brian Kelly blindness. You too, Brian Kelly 

Mods are asleep, everybody post Georgia Tech's win total and then compare it to A&M's

An extended detour into Big Ten sexytime talk that somehow doesn't involve Holly

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SHOW NOTES

- A new and interesting form of Haint sends our heroes fleeing en masse to Jason's outdoor podcasting lair. Ryan isn’t even here so don’t blame him!

- ROSS CHASTAIN APPRECIATION HOUR is held

- We Made A Church (Tumblr is our Lascaux Cave)

- Please let Holly die, playoff committee

- Jason continues our perilous journey down the spiraling path of worst possible bowl scenarios

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SHOW NOTES

An exclusive Spencer/Sanrio collab is introduced

We share ghost stories from Saturday

Rethinking South Carolina’s dip into the rankings

Ryan does an accent; we don’t hate it

Rhetorical proof of Sebastian the Ibis

Was James Franklin right about something? Shocking and disturbing

Which team is anointed Super Illinois?

Scott Satterfield is the stubbornest Sim

Georgia is still foggy, what kinda monster is in there, let’s find out

Jason proposes several bone-chilling playoff scenarios

The all-SEC She’s All That remake

Prayer warriors, let’s all wishcast Jimbo to the Gasparilla Bowl so he can make some friends

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SHOW NOTES 

Spencer and Jason are back into Warhammer again

No, like “bought a Japanese airbrushing rig“ back 

This is also our Ivy League episode, on an unrelated note 

An update from a Real Life Astrophysicist on our quest to discipline the moon 

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Jimbo got paid whether you listened to this episode or not, Syracuse's School of Mixology, Iowa Football: Is kinkshaming sometimes ok?

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`SHOW NOTES

The Taco Bell $28 challenge, again

Taco Bell funerary practices

Biblical allegories of Taco Bell

Mythical appearances by Taco Bell

Introducing Governor Knife

Baby’s first cusses

Spencer’s years-long and entirely one-sided vendetta against Grandpa Joad is unveiled

We have a new plan to discipline the moon

Holly struggles with Georgia blindness

Fixing Tennessee’s fundraising

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It’s just Rocky Top playing for an hour and a half straight. The entire episode. No words or anything. Sorry!

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The crew discuss whether dogs can join one of the world’s largest and oldest faiths, go long on exactly why Oklahoma football is so bad right now, Spencer introduces everyone in under one minute and takes some reader questions, and we finish with important research Re: putting sweaters on alligators. 

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