Shutdown Fullcast

Notes: 

Spencer takes much more than two minutes to introduce everyone

Tom Brady’s future as a single man in Tampa and how it involves Charles Barkley heckling him for sleeping on a box spring on the floor 

Holly delivers a searing dissertation on the long and distinguished history of cheating in fishing tournaments 

We draft the coaches most likely to be fired this year as an excuse to set up an elaborate Broadway joke 

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SHOW NOTES

Ryan journeyed to Auburn with the LSU internet contingent, and you'll never guess what happened next ... 

Jason is observing a vow of silence to honor the baseball man's continued incursions into our games ... 

Oklahoma debuts "Splatooner" defensive package ... 

A new perspective on Mel Tucker's contract at Michigan State ... 

A red-zone musical interlude featuring DJ Uiagalelei ... 

Jimbo Fisher wears the Sad Shacket ... 

UCLA, the football team, beat a surprising quantity of ass ... 

Contemplating the void of Wisconsin maybe being bad ... 

A Big Ten punter gets the look he wants ... 

Holly and Spencer float in the sensory-deprived relief tank of a bye week 

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Vandy's geographical vulnerabilities are examined

A colonoscopy PSA as only the Fullcast can execute it

Ryan and Jason fix Twitter

Holly is lost in her own web of superstitions

A new perspective on unranked Kansas

Spencer offers up a bold new strategy of inbox management

Shower apples, again

A Utah fan delivers a reassuring message about nuclear fallout

Introducing: Mike Gundy, Xenomorph Alchemist

New inventions this week: the Empress Josephine Nacho Tray, Baba Yaga Resort Wear

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SHOW NOTES

The “we don’t talk about Florida” rule almost holds!

Amazing stats from … Middle Tennessee State

Kansas rules the Big 12 thanks to a surprising kink

How to disrespect Texas in your everyday life

How to score 98 points and still be a gutless quitter, by guest podcaster Stephen F. Austin

Bo Nix scared the other team this week

Launching JMU’s national title campaign campaign

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EPISODE NOTES

The Beyond Meat Brawl Breakdown

Shower apples, again

Ryan discovers a harrowing new house divided

Unhealthy obsession with GTA Florida begins nnnnnnow

A party drink is invented

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Wwwwwwelcome to the weird coaching decisions derby!

This exclusive recording of Week 3's midnight live show includes never-before-heard footage of our extremely sleepy preshow meeting!

If you didn't appreciate Lance Leipold at his Six National Championships you don't deserve him at his Made Kansas Good At Football

Can anybody think of an ascendant coach who might wanna go to Louisville?

Enjoy some live reactions to nightcap games in progress and us fighting Miami fans online in real time!

Things continue to get worse for Nebraska in so many different ways!

We enter the Hawaii-Iowa time loop

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SHOW NOTES

Brett Favre = secret feminist??

The Scott Frost Firing Timeline, imagined

Ryan has an objectively correct theory about Bob Stoops on Cameo

A reader shares a piece of Betty White lore we guarantee you won't find anywhere else

Week 2 rankings plummets and rockets

Justice for Kansas, for once

A perilous journey beyond 26 snakes

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SHOW NOTES:

Ryan is lost in the ether

Raccoon noises, explained

Blood Week, settled

A sermon is given

Texas and A&M further tank the statewide energy crisis

Emergency career guidance for Bama players who commit penalties

The launch of Gene Chizik’s local Emmy campaign

Iowa math as party drugs

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This week’s unique journey through sports and pop culture begins with two wrong guesses at the location of that Canadian 9/11 musical, both of them made by people who have personally seen the show

Building a Big 12 roster from the Mortal Kombat stable

Guess the only Fullcast-endorsed celebrity sex tape!

Ryan and Holly explain the Venice Film Festival antics that took over the Clemson-Georgia Tech game

Jason and Spencer return the favor by running down what you may have missed if you watched LSU-Florida State instead of reading rasslin’ gossip

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The Fullcast crew discuss all the action from Week One including: --Florida winning a game! On purpose! --Ohio State beating Notre Dame by running the ball even though Ryan Day hates that--Iowa scoring three times and finishing a win with seven points --Which mascots are in committed relationships  --App State scoring forty points in a quarter and losing

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