Shutdown Fullcast

SHOW NOTES

- It used to be a lot easier to just fight a U.S. President in the street, and we have a fair and equitable plan to correct that

- Big Ten, everyone is frankly shocked that y'all aren't better at Settlers of Catan 

- Care and feeding of your jetski

- We have fixed realignment via the NCAA's favorite chew toy: A consortium. You are welcome

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EPISODE NOTES

The new ACC schedule format is out! Dive in with our panel of experts, if you like piña coladas. 

Our panel of experts consists of Surber and Jason.

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Notes…

Yet another discussion of Noah, History's First Regretful Boat Owner 

The World Cup gives D.C. what it really craves: sports disappointment

The petrochemical state of the SEC West, including one school we think might burn chickens for heat

LeBron James, French Toast Hercules

Let's assume LIV Football will be a thing and figure out who's joining up, when, and why, and what the NCAA will do in response (it's nothing, absolutely nothing)

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SHOW NOTES

A tour through dads of the western canon, featuring its three most prominent pillars:  Greek mythology, the Bible, and Star Wars

The danger of making your own energy-efficient garage door

Spencer does an accent again, sorry

We were fighting the audio haint for much of this recording and as a result accidentally glossed over Jason inventing NASA Applebees but that’s our trademark

Why sparkler disasters are better than other fireworks disasters

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A new era of talkin' bout the Noles dawns

For new listeners: What IS a Fullcast Disaster?

Introducing Dad A and Dad B, our new national champions of self-inflicted wildlife injuries

Contains spoilers for Splash Mountain, the ride

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In hindsight, Finnish prohibition may have been ill-conceived

Gaming out the secession of Wisconsin

The surprising historical origins of the "horse girl"

A short history of British basketball

Dutch horse navy  >>>>> German war balloons

Introducing FenderCare, the dog park for lonely cars

Your calls, after the break

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Fully 20 minutes of free advertising for Hard Mountain Dew. SPONSOR US WE LOVE YOU 

Introducing the Green Bay School of Ayurvedic Medicine!

It’s February, and everyone is sad!

Phil Mickelson! Wow!

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FOLKS, we have corralled for your personal enjoyment one recent Jeopardy(!) winner, one former classmate of Cap'n Surber, one distant cousin of Holly's, and one dapper-dressed stay-at-home uncle, all contained within the form of East Bend, North Carolina’s own "Uncle" Lawrence "Skip" Long

You may actually not ever guess where Jason is this week, at least not if you’re Spencer; fortunately we tell you right up front

Elements introduced into the Lore this week include the concept of "wine uncles" as well as "luxury sideburns"

One host spends this entire time trying to figure out whether or not this means they can get on Jeopardy or not

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Tennessee has the same problems over and over again; you can tell them apart from Auburn because Auburn has different problems every time!

Introducing Spencer’s perpetual Warhammer purchasing machine

Jackass and Moonfall are here to save you from caring about the Oscars

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Welcome noted Cincinnati export and most prestigious flower of the EDSBS coaching tree, Jane Coaston!

Spencer thinks rocking chairs don’t want it enough

A detailed film review of the Golden Corral brawl

We lost vigilance and the Applebees song snuck back into the public’s ears via the NFL

The Marines are at it again

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