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Our unstoppable train of Dawg-respecting is blasting through your tiny town to bring you the good news: the 2008 Florida football team was not very good!

Boats These Days: Are they too big now?

"Fellas, is it gay to be buried in the earth after death?" Worry no more!

Midway through this episode, Spencer begins insisting that Jason Statham, the actor, has "range"; best of luck hanging on until the end.

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We knew about Josh Allen this entire time, and if we have ever indicated anything to the contrary, we were clearly bluffing

Dildo Jai Alai is invented

We are giving Satan too much gas

Introducing two new segments, “how’s the Tahoe?“ And “let’s remember some dawgs“

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- Celebrating the great victory for our shiny cerulean antifa state! 

- Hear our entire production meeting as a preshow treat, not a postproduction glitch! It's mostly about the dadlife murder fantasia "Yellowstone" masquerading as prestige television and the people who have lied to us about that.

- Is Mark Richt totally Mark Wrecked over Kirby winning a title with yet another no-account quarterback?

- From the Great Beyond of parental leave, hear Ryan's theory about what took so long for Georgia to get this one done!

- Jason returns home with a newfound appreciation for Indianapolis!

- Everyone on the show adds "Get in a barfight on GMA" to their respective bucket lists.

- The gang invents an entirely new kind of funeral, the “Catch-a-Carl."

- Welcome to the Fullcast EU, airborne sensei Ronald O. Hamburger!

- Spencer mixes up "less than zero chance" with "greater than zero chance" – will this have consequences?? 

- Visit sunny preownedairboats.com

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Holly, Jason, and Spencer review the two most important things we can talk about this week. The first is a national title game between Georgia and Alabama. The second is a regional tradition of building an entire floor of a house devoted to a single unprotected toilet. 

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In part three of this year's 40 for 40 preview spectacular, Holly, Jason, and Spencer cover

Why tertiary character Pat Narduzzi can't carry a full storyline by himself for Pitt

Wisconsin getting the classic "garden hose of Jack" at a Vegas buffet

Utah playing every snap with eleven fullbacks on every play

The exhausting personal life of Tony the Tiger at the Sun Bowl

A generic preview of your bowl game if it gets canceled after we publish this podcast 

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Holly, Jason, and Spencer dive into the second installment of our annual 40 for 40 bowl previews, including such important questions as:

"Will anyone show up to play for Hawaii?"

"Is Dave Doeren an actual person, and is he good at his job?"

"Has Jason solved the human question of how to combat existential despair with the Breakfast Crunchwrap?"

"Can we manifest Mack Brown covered in mayonnaise, and if so how much mayonnaise we talkin' here?"

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Holly, Jason, Ryan, and Spencer speedrun the early slate of bowls, including answering important questions like:

1.      Which sponsors can be milled into a #nutritious #paste?

2.      Why is Pac-12 champion BYU playing UAB in Shreveport?

3.      What bowl game matchup sounds most like a super racist Supreme Court case?

4.      Will San Diego State win despite a determination to do absolutely nothing but punt?

5.      Gasparilla Bowl? (SOURCE????)   

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Welcome to Gooch Week, that liminal space between conference championships and bowl games, peppered here and there by Army/Navy, FCS playoffs, and other sundry entertainments. We are here to craft a sprawling and terrifying narrative around the mothballed Showbiz Pizza robot known only as Antioch, The Birthday Spider. Sleep tight!

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Can we roll dice in order to fill not just the Oklahoma and Notre Dame jobs, but every single open head coaching job in FBS? (The answer: Yes, but it might end up with Lane Kiffin coaching at a genuinely shocking destination.) 

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The Advice Show Trilogy comes to a thunderous end with THE RETURN OF THE ADVICE, with perfect answers including:

The Sims being a deadly accurate portrayal of life and social media

A game of "Actual Country Music Title versus AI-Generated Country Music Title"

Waiting for enlightenment at Waffle House

A review of midlife crisis vehicles

A discussion of history's most infamous cesspool disaster

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