Shutdown Fullcast

The intrepid crew of the good ship Fullcast are joined by Michael Felder and Emily Kirk for a series of loud arguments concerning Thanksgiving and the celebration thereof.

POINTS OF COMBAT INCLUDE:

What is the correct Thanksgiving meat?

Which holidays are best for greens?

Is pecan pie trash?

Is chess pie trash?

Casseroles: why are they?

Whose family makes the worst macaroni?

PLUS: Ryan makes a devastating threat against Spencer's dinner table that ends in a harrowing cliffhanger

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On what we like to call #GivingTuesday, the Fullcast crew opened the floor for those seeking advice. On the way to solving all of our reader's life problems we invented the Georgia Divorce Ranch, Cryptocurrency for Kids, and the world's dankest roulette wheel. Put all of your listening dollars on 69, and subscribe and thrive. 

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To celebrate the advent of November and crunch time in college football, we spend all but thirty seconds of this episode discussing the trials and tribulations of owning and properly caring for an emotional support monkey.  

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The intrepid crew of the good spaceship Shutdown Fullcast takes a mid-season break from their ceaseless analysis of college football to stage a mock draft of video game franchises you'd take to a desert island. 

Backs are stabbed over Dr. Mario! Fronts are stabbed over Zelda! Ryan does a pretty great Wave Race voice!

And stalwart Cap'n Surber reveals unexplored depths of competitive energy around a Belgian mountain range ... but which one?? 

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On this episode, we have guest Michael Felder from Hand in the Dirt to discuss the marvels of Arkansas QB KJ Jefferson, going to the movies around retirement home schedules, how the wedge salad is "The Bloomin' Onion of healthy foods," the terror of the fade route, and Spencer tries to convince everyone the best job in college football involves the alma mater of the most successful vampire fiction author of all time. 

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We talk about the stupidest fights we've ever seen. Then, we review a simply incredible list of reader submitted fights including:

--Soldiers staging a multi-room brawl over a ham sandwich

--Tussling over the rules of...hacky-sack?

--A man fighting for his right to eat old beef

There's also a discussion of how to license mobile hot tubs, what Mike and the Mad Dog would have made of League of Their Own, and we figure out which school is Satanic Hogwarts with a skate park. 

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This week the Fullcast discusses trading Florida for Italy, why Big Tex should be burned down every year at Texas/OU, discusses how potatoes are a more desirable commodity than time, looks at how hard Arkansas and Ole Miss will try way too hard to make something happen this weekend, and we beg everyone to please stop putting Arizona in the cart. 

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The thrilling conclusion to our Summer Stonks Challenge

We get a pretty long way into the show before we realize we’re creating a financial crime … or is it a mutual fund??

Jason and Holly go on a heist, leaving Ryan and Spencer to preview Week 5

Does anybody want to be our CFO? Jail time all but guaranteed

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The crew discusses UConn-Vanderbilt, one of the most attendable* games of this season before moving on to the important stuff: a meticulous and painstaking guide to regional fast food ordering, which winds up angering our beloved producer more than anything else we've ever said on this show.

*Unless you're a 12-foot skeleton

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The gang invents an insurance company

Step right up to the USC coaching search carousel! Does that horse have Pat Haden's face? Mind your own business!

Jordan Battle, hail and farewell

A lot of background screaming, but for a good reason this time

There's also a ton of football talk in this episode, we don't feel great about that either

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