From frozen pizzas to self-inflicted food poisoning to the saddest French onion soup in the world, you, our listeners, have managed to truly create disasters that didn't even seem possible in your culinary endeavors. (Seriously, how has MORE THAN ONE OF YOU destroyed a microwave by using it as a timer?) We did not hang you out to dry, however, as we have our own failures to share - including Jason's wife burning down an apartment building before she was old enough to go to school. 

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The offseason is upon us, which means it's time for all of us to set goals for ourselves and our teams. Will we achieve them? Probably not, but that will not stop us from doing this all again next year. Go Human Brains! Topics on this episode include:

3:21 - The Fullcast hosts as Pokemon types

4:29 - A tribute to a truly great college football hater

15:41 - Your/Our Offseason Goals!

26:57 - What if Dan Mullen poses nude with a shark?

35:12 - Let’s talk about the White House Burger Spread

48:12 - Ok more of Your Offseason Goals

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The 2018 college football season ended with a shocking humiliation of Alabama, so let's review the title game and the best oddball things that happened along the way.

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That's right, it's the MIDGAME SHUTDOWN CONFERENCE FULLCALL! Featuring:

- Special guests Pablo Torre and Bomani Jones

- The audio just totally fucking dying pretty early on and poor Pablo wondering what he's been duped into

- Delayed reactions to some of the football action because streaming

- Snake governments and strip club franchising and casting the movie of this game

- About as much football talk as you'd expect

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That's right, it's time to talk about the last game of the college football season...a third of the way into this college football podcast. GO FULLCAST GO! Your itinerary follows:

3:22 - Does the Bay Area know they’re hosting the National Championship?

8:38 - A brief, NSFW John Mellencamp digression

9:51 - PODCAST BUSINESS

16:22 - The Coaches Room Broadcast, except we get Mark Richt a little baked

17:47 - He’s Big Cow, etc.

20:08 - The point at which we actually start talking about Clemson-Bama

42:26 - Listeners propose alternate title game locations

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Yup, the Fighting Irish made it to a big game and got killed, a thing that has happened so many times before that we got to revisit several regular season and bowl game failings by Notre Dame before we even started to talk about the most recent one. Playoff Like A Champion Today! Other topics include:

13:27 - Die Hard explains the Playoffs, kind of, not really

17:03 - If you’re a Gamecock fan just skip like three minutes ahead at this point

19:33 - Nope, not here for your playoff complaints

24:42 - Hey, why did Georgia miss the playoff again?

27:29 - Spencer taunted a Michigan child

37:04 - Farewell, Mark Richt / Bienvenue, Ryan Brothers Farting On Boats

(Yeah, we recorded that entire last segment within the 9 hours where Mark Richt had retired and Manny Diaz had not yet taken the job.)

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Appearing on this program per usual: Spencer, Holly, Jason

Appearing on this program only via submitted texts to his cohosts because he lost his voice and getting sick during the holidays is some bullshit: Ryan

Bowls discussed on this episode:

6:06: THE OUTBACK BOWL

17:49: THE CITRUS BOWL

24:18: THE FIESTA BOWL

31:50: THE ROSE BOWL

41:32: THE SUGAR BOWL

How much we love you: Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!

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Fun fact! We recorded this right before the playoff semifinal disaster, so you can start to see things unraveling. Bowls covered on this episode include:

7:13 - THE MILITARY BOWL

22:18 - THE SUN BOWL

27:55 - THE REDBOX BOWL

35:19 - THE LIBERTY BOWL

44:00 - THE HOLIDAY BOWL

48:55 - THE GATOR BOWL

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Technically, this is our 40 for 40 for the Cotton and Orange Bowls, which are both semifinals in the Playoff. But it's really not that at all. Instead, it's a box of broken Christmas ornaments and mouse droppings. So rather than just give you that box, I'm going to explain why the ornaments are like that and how I don't think we can get rid of the mice. Hooray!

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Nope, this is also not the one that went super wrong. Though it does have an interlude where Spencer and Holly have to clean up a spill and Jason and Ryan are basically left talking to themselves, which we didn't edit out because why lie to you like that? Topics on this episode:

3:12 - THE MUSIC CITY BOWL

12:08 - THE CAMPING WORLD BOWL

26:37 - THE ALAMO BOWL

37:31 - THE PEACH BOWL

39:46 - THE BELK BOWL

47:11 - THE ARIZONA BOWL

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