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No, we don't talk much about the actual games this week. Maybe that's a mistake and they'll all be really good and have a bunch of upsets. If so, we'll pretend we knew that all along and never admit we were wrong.

0:12 Starting off with a discussion of loins

3:43 What Nick Saban has taught Spencer about parenting

5:09 Ryan raises a challenging pediatric issue (it’s about poop)

10:53 A comprehensive listing of the Week 12 games that are fine

13:46 We rebel against the tyranny of schedule makers

19:17 WAZZU VS. VEST VIRGINIA leads to a discussion of how bad Darth Vader probably smelled

21:58 ARIZONA VS. OKLAHOMA STATE and how Fox’s NFL coverage would handle the death of a president

26:11 PITT VS. BAMA and a farewell to the Peter Man

30:54 AUBURN VS. UAB and Jason explaining why Florida needs to lose to save the Birmingham Bowl

33:38 TEXAS A&M VS. whoever Iowa State is playing, not sure?

38:06 ALABAMA VS. THE OAKLAND RAIDERS and Spencer’s weird admiration for Mark Davis

42:05 USC VS. COLORADO and why you can model your professional life after Todd Graham

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This isn't a warning you should need, but this episode contains PETRINO VOICE OUT THE GATE. This podcast is not for children, or for adults, really. Other topics!

6:46 New career paths for Bobby

8:38 Cackling, maniacal Spencer on Florida-South Carolina

11:12 Michigan State lost the…punting battle???

17:00 Sympathy for the Crimson Tide, who just didn’t have it this weekend

19:24 Boston College scored the most New England touchdown possible

22:18 The defensive wrinkle Clemson should use in the national championship

24:00 Cremation or Burial: What do we do with the VT defense?

27:41 You (yes, you, listener) are a top 20 team!

29:49 Bedlam was perfectly Bedlam in its Bedlamity

33:25 Ok Cool. Hook Em

40:00 Cackling, maniacal Holly on Tennessee-Kentucky

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Hey look, a podcast that you can listen to as a podcast! We're constantly innovating like that over here at Fullcast Audio Technologies and Pool Supplies. Topics on this week's episode include:

2:22 - Jason comes up with a podcast plan in the event of our deaths

7:45 - Presidents who could be Georgia QBs based on our foolproof rules

12:06 - Debating the worst possible future for Auburn

18:49 - Louisville discussion with ZERO Creepy Petrino Voice!

22:23 - Spencer’s janky solution for Seasonal Affective Disorder 

23:52 - Fresno! Boise State! Milk Can Battle!

27:03 - Decisions in the Fullcast vote for Job Mike Gundy Won’t Take and Bad Ohio State Loss In 2019

29:35 - Talking about Phil Fulmer’s creative control/Jeremy Pruitt’s fuel source for some reason that is not clear to me in retrospect

32:56 - Spencer learns no lessons week to week

36:23 - SANDMAN LOCK OF THE WEEK ($$$)

38:22 - Bigfoot Erotica, the path to political success

45:10 - The vote for Worst Fullcast Idea of 2018

48:38 - LSU, Arkansas, and Brick Shithouses

51:46 - Caution: Speedy Dudes!

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On this episode!

3:35: Why being ranked 8th or 9th is best, in college football or life in general

7:47: **WARNING - PETRINO VOICE SEGMENT**

11:28: Deciding which listeners we could be friends with based on the Playoff teams they’d most enjoy seeing

25:30: Steve Addazio, World War II buff

35:40: Jason suggests Pitt’s superweapon is still charging (featuring Yinzer Emperor Palpatine)

38:55: An examination of Gus Law

45:32: SANDMAN CALLIN

51:58: Spencer says Michigan should be worried about Penn State, with little to no evidence

55:05: Ryan shares a deeply personal but boring fear

58:44: LSU, Bama, and dying at the bottom of the Grand Canyon

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Because we continue to be plagued by "we can't actually send new podcast episodes out to anyone for some reason" problems (which we do explain to the best of our ability in this show), we made the brave and brilliant decision to embrace a new and emerging form of technology: the conference call. What you're about to hear is us and 700 muted guests* doing something roughly like our usual weekly review, except this time we couldn't edit anything out. Fun!

*There is a hell moment at the end where they are all simultaneously unmuted. You have been warned.

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We open our college football podcast the way you'd expect: by running through a buncha Red Dead 2 misadventure on the parts of Jason and Spencer. Further topics include!

13:19 - Hooboy Georgia Tech tore through Virginia Tech 

16:20 - Ryan calls the DUDEVOLUTIONARIES OF THE WORLD to answer Boston College’s call

17:19 - Entirely too much time spent on Kentucky-Mizzou

22:47 - Maybe not enough time talking about Washington losing to Cal, which tenuously leads to Texas losing to Oklahoma State via a Wazzu detour

30:45 - Which SEC Quarterback am I? 

36:16 - Spencer shares the greatest historic example of QB leadership

37:20 - Jason asks would you rather: lose as a 24 point favorite or lose after leading by 28?

40:04 - A pretty rational discussion of Florida-Georgia

43:18 - SHIRTLESS FSU PROFESSOR READIN’ IN THE STANDS

46:01 - We warned you, Oregon!

52:05 - Iowa has broken the rules of literary genres

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We open this episode with the most important story in college football: the woman who married her best friend's dad and became her stepmom. But don't worry, we move on to other important topics like:

7:18: Spencer gets mistaken for a human trafficker 

9:48: PODCAST BUSINESS, including a new Spencer podcast that doesn't sound like regurgitated garbage. You can find that on various podcast platforms like Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts | Spotify | Stitcher | Overcast | Pocket Casts | RadioPublic

14:24: Half of us don’t know how old our siblings are/Ryan’s parents are salmon

19:52: We actually start previewing Week 9, including Dana Holgorsen’s Casino Youth Group

24:50: APP STATE IS RANKED DO NOT FORGET THIS FACT

29:09: Ryan tries to talk about Friday games but is summarily rejected

31:51: Followed by Jason talking about UNC VERSUS UVA WHAT A DICK

36:20: A vision of the future that ends with Iowa playing for the national championship

44:36: Spencer tries to avoid talking about Florida-Georgia

51:06: Yeah USF probably won’t be undefeated much longer

57:12: Kentucky-Mizzou, the headless man vs. the disembodied head

60:50: SANDMAN HOT GAMBLIN TIPS

63:14: A month-long, tripartite Chicken Bet

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I (Ryan) wasn't on this episode, and apparently my chucklehead cohosts screwed up the recording somehow and had to do the episode over again. HA! I AM NOT THE SOLE CAUSE OF PROBLEMS, JERKS. But I have no idea what they talked about on this so just go on faith, I guess.

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Gus Malzahn is owed a lot of money by Auburn. But if Auburn truly believes in prosperity theology, they won't let that hold them back! (Louisvlle, you're a different case, and you know that, but we believe in you, too.)

OTHER TOPICS:Jason makes a convincing case that who you are at 14 is who you are foreverSpencer makes us talk about several Pac-12 games that nobody actually wants to think aboutThe Alabama-Tennessee game goes undiscussed because we fear and love Holly in equal measureSome very high quality FCS beefin'Frost buzzards in the forecast for Michigan-Michigan StateUCF and USF get to have a BONUS ROUND weekendA very special appearance by Fullcast stalwart Brian Floyd

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