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It's a real roller coaster ride for our guest Holly Anderson, who talks about:being in the Las Vegas airport around Christmasher accidental concept for a Steak & Slightly Illegal Sex Stuff SpaJeremy Pruitt maybe becoming Tennessee's head coach, a thing she finds out only because Jason tells her

There's basically no discussion of Boise or Oregon as football teams. Again, you should know what you're in for with these "previews."

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Jimbo Fisher is the richest man in the world after this week, so please stay out of his mentions. It should be pointed out that rich folk only can touch Texas A&M's coach, now. Please keep your dirty peasant hands off him.

We review Championship Week on this week's episode, and drop it hot (and with at least two audio glitches) because a.) Ryan usually does the editing, and he's out for this episode and b.) We had to get it out the door before we left the country.

Topics covered include:

--Bama got in the playoff and it's Greg Schiano's fault

--Actually pretty much everything is Greg Schiano's fault

--How not being as smart as Alabama really isn't something you wanna tell people about out loud

--Why guys who say "I don't buy much, but when I do I get the best" are hoarding liars

--A discussion of how the Gnat Belt is a real thing people think you're making up

--College football is dead BUT SO IS THE NIGHT KING SO THERE

--How Jimbo Fisher's massive contract might turn him into Texas A&M's largest booster AND its coach

--The hilarity of a Wisconsin quarterback with the ball in the open field with only one man to beat

--An important experiment involving Josh Rosen and Sam Darnold switching teams

--A quick thumbnail sketch of the bowl season including THE BLUSTERIEST STORM TO EVER HIT TAMPA, THE OUTBACK BOWL INVOLVING BOTH WILL MUSCHAMP AND JIM HARBAUGH

--Also Herm Edwards is actually the CEO or whatever of Arizona State football! YOU PLAY. TO WIN. FOUR GAMES.

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Technically, this episode is not just about the Tennessee coaching search. We do talk a little bit about the Big 12/Big Ten/Pac-12/SEC Championship Games. We do try to understand the doublespeed mind of Jimbo Fisher. We do guess if Herm Edwards is older than Notable Old CFB Dudes. But most of this is about Tennessee continuing to bumble through a coaching search - and, yes, we DID finish recording right before the Mike Leach rumors all broke.

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The top two teams both lost but, honestly, there's SO MUCH MORE to talk about beyond that this week, like:Why Luke Falk solidified his prospects as the #1 overall pickWIsconsin's Daguerrotype of DoomJordan-Hare Stadium is the greatest wrestling venueTodd Graham...got treated poorly, maybe?Mike Riley thought he could let Iowa score 56 and just show up to workSpencer wants to spend rent money on a dirtbikeTennessee has no idea how to read the roomR.I.P. Baker Mayfield's genitals

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Because it's Thanksgiving week and we want you to have as much Fullcast as your body can tolerate, we're releasing our Thursday episode earlier than usual and doing almost ZERO editing on it! Hear every cough! Enjoy every time we step on each other! Ponder each moment where we can't decide where to go next! This is the meat you eat, you weirdo!

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If Jon Gruden is not in your house, he might be signing a contract to coach the University of Tennessee. Jason was not on this episode, so HE might be signing a contract to coach the University of Tennessee. Proof is weird like that! Spencer and Ryan also discuss:the real reason why Nebraska hasn't fired Mike Rileywhy dating Brian Kelly is the opposite of dating Keanu ReevesTexas had a fine seasonTexas A&M, not so muchhey let's make them play a bowl game and see who gets pissed off first!i dunno some other bullcrap

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Butch Jones to Oregon State! Mark Richt to the NFL! D.J. Durkin to Tennessee! Bo Pelini to Tennessee! Jon Gruden to the endcap beer display at the grocery store! Jimbo Fisher to Arkansas State! Houston Nutt to Arkansas...as AD, Coach, and starting QB! None of these rumors have any backing or logic to them, but that has never stopped us before so it won't matter now, you fools!

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Georgia got whooped. Notre Dame got whooped. Michigan State got whooped. Tennessee has given the reins to Whoopin Recipient Specialist Brady Hoke. The Playoff Committee might be in for a whoopin. Syracuse's defense got whooped. Oh, there's also some audio we left in here from when Spencer had to reset his whole computer so Jason and Ryan invent a movie about a man going back and re-making all of the same mistakes. Weirdly, this movie is not called "What If Georgia Plays Auburn Again In The SEC Championship?"

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We're joined by Sheriff John Bunnell ok no I can't lie to you like that because that would be a crime. Plus, nobody knows where Sheriff John Bunnell is these days. But if you want to hear us explain why Mark Dantonio does all his shopping at Home Depot, show you why Georgia will be leaving Auburn with the Civil ConFLiCT trophy, predict the rise of the Mark Richt Reformation, and explore Spencer's deep and real love of cheese, we do those things. Again, no Sheriff John Bunnell, though.

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Are you a fan of Iowa, or Notre Dame, or UCLA, or Florida State, or Miami, who's tired of hearing us be so repeatedly negative about your beloved Hawkeyes/Irish/Bruins/Seminoles/Hurricanes? Apparently, Spencer's so broken by this season that he's gone into a completely new and unfamiliar state: optimism! You are right to find this deeply unsettling. We ask that if you see Spencer in the wild, you do not approach him and you immediately call Animal Control. He will not hurt you, though he may try to sleep in your hammock.

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