Shutdown Fullcast

WE BACK. The National Signing Day podcast covers the unfortunate weight gain of recruiting season for coaches, the inevitable squandering of talent by brand and by team after all the excitement of getting it, the most exciting 8-4 Sun Bowl Team Steve Sarkisian will ever assemble, how Mike Leach recruits via conversation, the worst football plays we've ever seen, and the only proper way to declare your intent to attend Notre Dame.

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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST BACK. For the first time all three of us are in the same room AND actually guest-edited by Ty from the Solid Verbal, so if we sound even more mellifluous than usual it's because of superior production, not any appreciable incrase in talent, planning, or execution. (Those remain haphazard as always.)

The topics for the week include:

--Ryan and Jason doing duelling Andrew Luck imitations for four minutes

--Why everyone is always polite at a gun range

--Did you hear that Florida State lost by 39 points #talkinboutthenoles

--New reader questions, including setting up the best possible fights between teams for the 2015 season

--Actual title game talk, if you happen to make it all the way to the 35 minute mark

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On tonight's Shutdown Fullcast, we discuss how Wisconsin no longer has a coach but still has a jolly old Santa figure who leaves Barry Alvarez statues everywhere, Michigan not having a football coach until the spring thaw, the madness of the Popeyes Bahamas Bowl and your last chance to watch Western Michigan, and the bowl game that once had as many as 7200 people in the stands at once.

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This week's Shutdown Fullcast covers: Why it's not easy to be Brady Hoke, how you can fly all the way to Colorado and not really understand how a buyout works, how Michigan will reach for a Harbaugh apple and pull down an Addazio persimmon, why no sane person should take the Nebraska job, the moment when Jason demands people JUST FUCKING FIX THINGS, a proposal for UNLV to grant joint custody of the program to Houston Nutt and Ed Orgeron, Scooby Wright for Heisman, and how the Big Ten Championship Game Trophy definitely doesn't look like a football sitting on a trash can.

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This week's Shutdown Fullcast goes early to avoid the Thanksgiving holiday, and discusses the following: why FSU is fine but Tallahassee is kind of scary, how UCLA can honestly be called "pretty good" at football, why Minnesota will be #25 forever, how Alton Brown would be the most annoying roommate ever, and why Will Muschamp still believes modern farming techniques are tricks of the devil.

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This week, the Shutdown Fullcast reviews the college football rankings and finds out UCLA and Minnesota are the two greatest teams in college football; examines the precise levels of "Fuck Marshall" contained in those rankings; examines the mysterious concept of GAME CONTROL; answers reader questions, including telling you the exclusive secret to avoiding paying your student loans; looks at the week ahead and weeps tears of boredom.

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This week's podcast features a bold science experiment with the college football playoff rankings, tries to parse the meaning of "excessive scoring," gets Kirk Ferentz's buyout totally wrong, answers reader tweets, figures out why Dabo Swinney's terrified of couches, and describes Jimbo Fisher's Christlikeness.

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This week's edition is late and for that you get the refund of NOTHING. Topics include: a baffling discussion of Billy Joel and whether he has ever seen a football game, the agony and ecstasy of being a Florida fan processing a shocking win over Georgia, an important discussion of Cash Money vs. No Limit, a look at the very busy week eleven slate, and yet more #talkinboutthenoles.

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ONLY THE FASTEST DISCUSSION OF THE PLAYOFF WILL DO. Which is why we're discussing it no less than sixteen hours afterwards, because speed kills and we like to stay alive around here. This week's Shutdown Fullcast focuses on how the committee did a pretty good job, everyone hates Notre Dame again, which coaches would make good defensive attorneys, and how Dr. Bo came to the decision he made at the end of the LSU game.

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This week's Fullcast covers Notre Dame conspiracy theories, reviews which teams are everyone's rivals, says nice things about three overachieving teams, and determines which hip-hop celebrity is a universal translating robot in bike shorts.

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