<ul><li>Almost guaranteed to be the only podcast this week that will give you a rune that repels Garfield</li><li>Returning this week is Mike Golic, Jr. because the season is almost here, but more importantly because there's new Oreos</li><li>But before any of THAT we must mourn the end of French airport mistress time</li><li>Hey can somebody mail us a pallet of the KFC Oreos from China, thanks</li><li>Time to combine two of our favorite things: breaking news and figuring out what schools all the seventh-year players wound up at</li><li>Have you heard the good news, about <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://turfmanindustries.com/">Turfman's College Football Almanac</a>?</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://channelsix.news/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> (new album out now!)</li><li>Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a>, real website, not a trap</li><li>Through September 30, all proceeds from our <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch collection</a> will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.alianzatranslatinx.org/">Alianza Translatinx</a></li></ul>

Almost guaranteed to be the only podcast this week that will give you a rune that repels GarfieldReturning this week is Mike Golic, Jr. because the season is almost here, but more importantly because there's new OreosBut before any of THAT we must mourn the end of French airport mistress timeHey can somebody mail us a pallet of the KFC Oreos from China, thanksTime to combine two of our favorite things: breaking news and figuring out what schools all the seventh-year players wound up atHave you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac?The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian AshlockDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

<ul><li>Almost guaranteed to be the only podcast this week that will give you a rune that repels Garfield</li><li>Returning this week is Mike Golic, Jr. because the season is almost here, but more importantly because there's new Oreos</li><li>But before any of THAT we must mourn the end of French airport mistress time</li><li>Hey can somebody mail us a pallet of the KFC Oreos from China, thanks</li><li>Time to combine two of our favorite things: breaking news and figuring out what schools all the seventh-year players wound up at</li><li>Have you heard the good news, about <a href="http://turfmanindustries.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Turfman's College Football Almanac</a>?</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a href="http://channelsix.news/" rel="noopener noreferrer">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/" rel="noopener noreferrer">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a href="https://falconscottproductions.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz" rel="noopener noreferrer">Killer Antz</a> (new album out now!)</li><li>Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at <a href="http://preownedairboats.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">preownedairboats.com</a>, real website, not a trap</li><li>Through September 30, all proceeds from our <a href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku" rel="noopener noreferrer">PTKU merch collection</a> will be donated to <a href="https://www.alianzatranslatinx.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Alianza Translatinx</a></li></ul>

SNACK TIME and "Season Preview" feat. Mike Golic, Jr.

<ul><li>Lads talk about a new concert film from The Lads</li><li>Mike Elko, please don't argue with a message board</li><li>Jon Sumrall has committed an unforgivable sin</li><li>Arch Manning is a perfectly normal college quarterback</li><li>Week 7 college football schedule, previewed</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber </li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham</li><li>Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a>, real website, not a trap</li><li>Through December 31, all proceeds from our <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch collection</a> will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://harborcamps.org/">Harbor Camps</a></li><li>When they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://channelsix.news/">year-round newsletter</a> over at Channel 6</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">acclaimed novel and other work</a></li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> (new album out now!), and listen to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li></ul>

Lads talk about a new concert film from The LadsMike Elko, please don't argue with a message boardJon Sumrall has committed an unforgivable sinArch Manning is a perfectly normal college quarterbackWeek 7 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough December 31, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Harbor CampsWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a year-round newsletter over at Channel 6Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically acclaimed novel and other workCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to Podcasterino

<ul><li>Lads talk about a new concert film from The Lads</li><li>Mike Elko, please don't argue with a message board</li><li>Jon Sumrall has committed an unforgivable sin</li><li>Arch Manning is a perfectly normal college quarterback</li><li>Week 7 college football schedule, previewed</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber </li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham</li><li>Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at <a href="http://preownedairboats.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">preownedairboats.com</a>, real website, not a trap</li><li>Through December 31, all proceeds from our <a href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku" rel="noopener noreferrer">PTKU merch collection</a> will be donated to <a href="https://harborcamps.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Harbor Camps</a></li><li>When they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a <a href="http://channelsix.news/" rel="noopener noreferrer">year-round newsletter</a> over at Channel 6</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically <a href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/" rel="noopener noreferrer">acclaimed novel and other work</a></li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz" rel="noopener noreferrer">Killer Antz</a> (new album out now!), and listen to <a href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Podcasterino</a></li></ul>

Thank God for the College Football Playoff Committee

<ul><li>Audiophiles, we are here to upset you even more than usual this week</li><li>Some ideas to make NFL disaster tourism porn even worse</li><li>Carrie Underwood feet discussion, but not in the way your search history might suggest</li><li>Potential Nick Saban video game gravity wells, ranked</li><li>Spencer sets a personal record and introduces a new sleep paralysis demon</li><li>Which teams we're already ready to leave on the curb with the rest of the trash (still love u, Cal)</li><li>Surber lays it all at the foot of the cross and invents a new advanced stat</li><li>Why doesn't the CW have a 3:30 game?</li><li>Week 6 college football schedule, previewed</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber </li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by north-without-end</li><li>Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a>, real website, not a trap</li><li>Through December 31, all proceeds from our <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch collection</a> will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://harborcamps.org/">Harbor Camps</a></li><li>When they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://channelsix.news/">year-round newsletter</a> over at Channel 6</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">acclaimed novel and other work</a></li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> (new album out now!), and listen to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li></ul>

Audiophiles, we are here to upset you even more than usual this weekSome ideas to make NFL disaster tourism porn even worseCarrie Underwood feet discussion, but not in the way your search history might suggestPotential Nick Saban video game gravity wells, rankedSpencer sets a personal record and introduces a new sleep paralysis demonWhich teams we're already ready to leave on the curb with the rest of the trash (still love u, Cal)Surber lays it all at the foot of the cross and invents a new advanced statWhy doesn't the CW have a 3:30 game?Week 6 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by north-without-endPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough December 31, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Harbor CampsWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a year-round newsletter over at Channel 6Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically acclaimed novel and other workCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to Podcasterino

<ul><li>Audiophiles, we are here to upset you even more than usual this week</li><li>Some ideas to make NFL disaster tourism porn even worse</li><li>Carrie Underwood feet discussion, but not in the way your search history might suggest</li><li>Potential Nick Saban video game gravity wells, ranked</li><li>Spencer sets a personal record and introduces a new sleep paralysis demon</li><li>Which teams we're already ready to leave on the curb with the rest of the trash (still love u, Cal)</li><li>Surber lays it all at the foot of the cross and invents a new advanced stat</li><li>Why doesn't the CW have a 3:30 game?</li><li>Week 6 college football schedule, previewed</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber </li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by north-without-end</li><li>Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at <a href="http://preownedairboats.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">preownedairboats.com</a>, real website, not a trap</li><li>Through December 31, all proceeds from our <a href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku" rel="noopener noreferrer">PTKU merch collection</a> will be donated to <a href="https://harborcamps.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Harbor Camps</a></li><li>When they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a <a href="http://channelsix.news/" rel="noopener noreferrer">year-round newsletter</a> over at Channel 6</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically <a href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/" rel="noopener noreferrer">acclaimed novel and other work</a></li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz" rel="noopener noreferrer">Killer Antz</a> (new album out now!), and listen to <a href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Podcasterino</a></li></ul>

A Micro-Targeted Custom Diagnosis Of Pain

<ul><li>Without the benefit of lights or helmet comms or video feeds, it turns out SMU and Florida State were able to play football, by using their hands and feet to move the ball up and down the field.</li><li>We have now caught up with all the Western Michigan/Regular Michigan Narnian nonsense that was going on while we were recording After Dark!</li><li>In conclusion to both of the preceding stories: Replay is bad and we don't need it!</li><li>Dabo is kebab'd y'all. Dabokebab. Kedabo Swinney. Is this anything</li><li>We did not reorganize the buttons on the soundboard before the season started again, and we made that approximately 10 days into the season before it blew up in our faces</li><li>[squints] Arkansas what are you doing all the way out there?? Come home. There's a lot of people who love you and none of them live in Pacific time</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber </li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Clayton Moore</li><li>When they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://channelsix.news/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about college football, until it’s not? They also produce <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://turfmanindustries.com/">Turfman's College Foot-ball Almanac</a>, on sale now</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> (new album out now!), and listen to his musings about cycling, music, and other amazing party tricks on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a>, real website, not a trap</li><li>Through September 30, all proceeds from our <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch collection</a> will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.alianzatranslatinx.org/">Alianza Translatinx</a> </li></ul>

Without the benefit of lights or helmet comms or video feeds, it turns out SMU and Florida State were able to play football, by using their hands and feet to move the ball up and down the field.We have now caught up with all the Western Michigan/Regular Michigan Narnian nonsense that was going on while we were recording After Dark!In conclusion to both of the preceding stories: Replay is bad and we don't need it!Dabo is kebab'd y'all. Dabokebab. Kedabo Swinney. Is this anythingWe did not reorganize the buttons on the soundboard before the season started again, and we made that approximately 10 days into the season before it blew up in our faces[squints] Arkansas what are you doing all the way out there?? Come home. There's a lot of people who love you and none of them live in Pacific timeThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Clayton MooreWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about college football, until it’s not? They also produce Turfman's College Foot-ball Almanac, on sale nowBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to his musings about cycling, music, and other amazing party tricks on PodcasterinoPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

<ul><li>Without the benefit of lights or helmet comms or video feeds, it turns out SMU and Florida State were able to play football, by using their hands and feet to move the ball up and down the field.</li><li>We have now caught up with all the Western Michigan/Regular Michigan Narnian nonsense that was going on while we were recording After Dark!</li><li>In conclusion to both of the preceding stories: Replay is bad and we don't need it!</li><li>Dabo is kebab'd y'all. Dabokebab. Kedabo Swinney. Is this anything</li><li>We did not reorganize the buttons on the soundboard before the season started again, and we made that approximately 10 days into the season before it blew up in our faces</li><li>[squints] Arkansas what are you doing all the way out there?? Come home. There's a lot of people who love you and none of them live in Pacific time</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber </li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Clayton Moore</li><li>When they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a href="http://channelsix.news/" rel="noopener noreferrer">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about college football, until it’s not? They also produce <a href="http://turfmanindustries.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Turfman's College Foot-ball Almanac</a>, on sale now</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/" rel="noopener noreferrer">and other work</a></li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz" rel="noopener noreferrer">Killer Antz</a> (new album out now!), and listen to his musings about cycling, music, and other amazing party tricks on <a href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at <a href="http://preownedairboats.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">preownedairboats.com</a>, real website, not a trap</li><li>Through September 30, all proceeds from our <a href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku" rel="noopener noreferrer">PTKU merch collection</a> will be donated to <a href="https://www.alianzatranslatinx.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Alianza Translatinx</a> </li></ul>

Week 1 -> Week 2: "What makes you think gravity doesn't apply to you?"

<ul><li>A humiliating lack of ball knowledge once again derails a Senate hearing</li><li>This is PJ Fleck's becoming fyi</li><li>Auburn espionage (more than the usual amount of Auburn espionage)</li><li>If you care that much about the Protect College Sports Act, holler at your elected reps about it</li><li>September Heisman candidates, reviewed</li><li>Week 5 college football schedule, previewed</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Patrick Howell</li><li>When they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://channelsix.news/">year-round newsletter</a> over at Channel 6</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">acclaimed novel and other work</a></li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> (new album out now!), and listen to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://preownedairboats.com">preownedairboats.com</a>, real website, not a trap</li><li>Through September 30, all proceeds from our <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch collection</a> will be donated to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.alianzatranslatinx.org/">Alianza Translatinx</a></li></ul>

A humiliating lack of ball knowledge once again derails a Senate hearingThis is PJ Fleck's becoming fyiAuburn espionage (more than the usual amount of Auburn espionage)If you care that much about the Protect College Sports Act, holler at your elected reps about itSeptember Heisman candidates, reviewedWeek 5 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Patrick HowellWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a year-round newsletter over at Channel 6Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically acclaimed novel and other workCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to PodcasterinoPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

<ul><li>A humiliating lack of ball knowledge once again derails a Senate hearing</li><li>This is PJ Fleck's becoming fyi</li><li>Auburn espionage (more than the usual amount of Auburn espionage)</li><li>If you care that much about the Protect College Sports Act, holler at your elected reps about it</li><li>September Heisman candidates, reviewed</li><li>Week 5 college football schedule, previewed</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Patrick Howell</li><li>When they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a <a href="http://channelsix.news/" rel="noopener noreferrer">year-round newsletter</a> over at Channel 6</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically <a href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/" rel="noopener noreferrer">acclaimed novel and other work</a></li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz" rel="noopener noreferrer">Killer Antz</a> (new album out now!), and listen to <a href="https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Podcasterino</a></li><li>Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at <a href="http://preownedairboats.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">preownedairboats.com</a>, real website, not a trap</li><li>Through September 30, all proceeds from our <a href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku" rel="noopener noreferrer">PTKU merch collection</a> will be donated to <a href="https://www.alianzatranslatinx.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Alianza Translatinx</a></li></ul>

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