Sneaky Dragon

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 276 of Sneaky Dragon. This week on the show: Ian and Dave get super-marionationed; it turns out sex can go on for too long; Dave gets too clever; Dave says no math; looking for tiny particles; Ian says no to boxing; Ian justifies the monologue-ing villain; Ian takes us through the Rocky cycle; what makes a good actor; Ian justifies Keanu Reeves; no one needs Good Cop/Bon Cop Deux; let’s go back to 70’s Can-Con cinema; Canadian accents; kim chi; Dave’s Art Talk about brushes; Ian’s teeth talk about teeth; anesthesia; and, finally, a long talk about Logan (spoiler warning from 1 hour and 29 to 1 hour and 59).

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* Have some dinner with Ian and Dave, and, if you want, watch Sneaky Dragon being recorded. All you have to do is send us a little message that says, “I’d like to eat with you!” and Ian and Dave will treat you to an after-show meal at their favourite White Spot.

* Send us your story of a missed opportunity. Please record a two to three minute story and send it to us via email ([email protected]) or Facebook page. Or Skype Sneaky Dragon and leave a message on our voicemail. David will add a playlist for your story as well.

The trailer that got us excited:

That part that got away:

Hellooooo, Sneakers! Welcome to episode 275 of the popular game show Sneaky Dragon. This week  on the show, Ian and Dave have a professional start; get into a fudge conflict; take a trip to Seattle; re-visit Stephen King’s dumb book It; have some Critical Hit crit; experience eye trouble; visit Riverdale; meet Gerhard; travel in Dave’s beloved ex-car; drown their car fears; get car sexy; discuss “The One That Got Away” playlist; discover Dave’s love of corn; reminisce about being carnival kids; wonder if kids really are creative; marvel at the intricate worlds of dreams; get Reykjavik-ed; and, finally, get sucked out a window.

Thanks for listening.

You know about our contests:

* Have some dinner with Ian and Dave, and, if you want, watch Sneaky Dragon being recorded. All you have to do is send us a little message that says, “I’d like to eat with you!” and Ian and Dave will treat you to an after-show meal at their favourite White Spot.

* Send us your story of a missed opportunity. Please record a two to three minute story and send it to us via email ([email protected]) or Facebook page. Or Skype Sneaky Dragon and leave a message on our voicemail. David will add a playlist for your story as well.

Hola, Sneakers! We keep doing this and we can’t stop.

This week on the show, Ian and David start with some mime time and then have some sexy time; they discuss Lent and some other heavy theological issues; cross borders; find some niggle room in sugar fast law; visit Skull Island: talk about bad boyfriends and big steak; see the Ian Boothby Memorial Mantelpiece ; fall out of love; fall into love; hear a story about The One That Got Away from listener Louise Moon; and, finally, play a game with Canaan Grall’s fun Pictionary cards and discuss dressing up, indie comics, bucking up, famous cat owners, D&D with double D, and the Silver Sorry-for-Himself-er.

Thanks for listening.

Big thanks to Louise for sending in her story of The One That Got Away. Here’s the promised playlist!

Songs for Louise:

The Comedians – Elvis Costello – Reveals the secret misery of all comedians. Sure, you think they’re funny so they must be laughing all the time. If only!

When She Has Her Coffee – No Fun – About the importance of coffee as character determiner and builder.

The Lines You Amend – Sloan – Some suicide songs are sad; some are sympathetic; and some point a finger. I went with the finger to suicide.

Sometimes I Wonder – The Harbinger Complex – Louise can’t help but wonder what small or possibly large changes she would have made to a man’s life. Sometimes we all wonder…

Ain’t Nothin’ Like the Real Thing – Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell – In the end, we can be happiest with those we know best and have loved longest. There ain’t nothin’ like the real thing, after all.

Ciao, Sneakers! It’s Sneaky Dragon time! This week on the show, Dave has a terrible cold. So, while coughing and wheezing, he and Ian discuss Facebook addiction; enjoy ego baths; change show content to be liked; discover it was funnier in the past; wonder if they narrowcast; find the truth to be embarrassing; pronounce Dave to still be cool; pooh-pooh cool parents; ponder the disappearance of high school cliques; remember high school sex; join in the general condemnation of sex with minors; criticize Dave’s addiction to praise; get bad reviews; go to a racism workshop; view Seth; have issues with control issues; find some reasons to watch Hitman 47; think that Agents of Shield is getting really good; and, finally, condemn Flash-cest.

You know about our contests:

* Have some dinner with Ian and Dave, and, if you want, watch Sneaky Dragon being recorded. All you have to do is send us a little message that says, “I’d like to eat with you!” and Ian and Dave will treat you to an after-show meal at their favourite White Spot.

* Send us your story of a missed opportunity. Please record a two to three minute story and send it to us via email ([email protected]) or Facebook page. Or Skype Sneaky Dragon and leave a message on our voicemail. David will add a playlist for your story as well.

Thanks for listening.

It’s really good:

Suitable for hot dogs:

Dear Sneakers, for those about to pod we salute you! This week on Sneaky Dragon, Ian and Dave pause for polar bears; get hammered; celebrate the McRib; say farewell to a good boy; declare that winter is going; enjoy sadness; discuss squirrel nuts; test some candies; update leg wounds; industrially injure themselves; fight old battles; impersonate the dead; discover the pleasures of talk radio; discover the pleasure of less talking; experience schadenfreude; curl some entendres; recommend CNN’s History of Comedy; swear “in context”; get spanked; wax nostalgic; and, finally, answer a listener’s questions with some sage life advice…maybe.

Thanks for listening.

Don’t forget about our crazy contests!

* Write to us via email ([email protected]), message board, on Facebook, or through Twitter (@Sneaky_Dragon) and we will enter you into our contest to not only come eat dinner with us at our favourite after-podcast dining establishment, but – thanks to listener Craig Tebeau – but to also sit in on a Sneaky Dragon recording session (if that sounds fun at all to you). Otherwise, free meal!

*  Send us a .wav or .mp3 file with a short story (2-3 minutes in length) detailing your missing out on an opportunity – “the one that got away”. Not only will we play your story, but we’ll provide a playlist of songs as a sort of commentary. *Note* Thanks to Dylan, we now have a Sneaky Dragon Skype account on which you can leave a voicemail. Simply search for “Sneaky Dragon” on Skype and give us a call!

Ciao, Sneakers! Welcome to another episode of Sneaky Dragon. This week Ian and Dave join the show in progress; eat at White Spot; relish a hamburger; hate Shakespeare; play Sneaky Dragon bingo; complain about the weather; colour comics; look at the wrong end of long-term projects; wonder who they’re creating for; get in creative ruts; say goodbye to some friends; smoke to look cool; and, finally, announce two new contests (of sort):

* If you live in the Vancouver area or are planning to be in Vancouver in the next little while, Ian and Dave will treat you to a post-podcast recording session meal at their favourite White Spot.  That’s right – your own private Sneaky Dragon show with Ian and Dave paying for your meal. Sound too good to be true. It’s not. (No, really it’s not.) Just send us your name by any means necessary. (We will announce a closing date for this contest soon. Get your names in!!!)

* Ian and Dave would like to hear your stories of blown chances. Simply record a two to two and half minute story on your phone and email it  to [email protected] or message it to Sneaky Dragon’s Facebook page. We will not only play your story, we will add a music soundtrack reflecting the story too.

Phew!

Thanks for listening!

Ian advises against it:

Hola, Sneakers! This week, Ian and Dave play with words; feel age creeping up; aren’t excited by a new Ring Trilogy; enjoy old people vs. buses; throw out some new idioms; and chasten tattletales before being joined by regular friends of the show, Vicky Van and Pia Guerra, who dropped by to tell us about Pia going viral; describe their experiences at the Women’s March On Washington; obsess some more about that nasty man, Donald Trump; try to figure out what to do next; admit that Canadians love their Queen; advise you to keep your Facebook friends close and your Facebook frenemies closer; and, finally, ask the important question: do chicks dig metaphors?

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Pia’s drawing that is causing all the fuss:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to what Dave called “the two hundredth and sexiest episode of Sneaky Dragon”. We can only agree.

This week on the show, Dave and Ian learn that Dave can’t pronounce his own name (and many other words); discover Ian is unclear; make asides; discuss the college radio voice; find a cure for sleeplessness; are disappointed by dumbness; wish Supernatural would just end already; wave the Spear of Destiny around; analyze Superman’s adherence to Raoism; search for the furniture of Jesus; wonder about Teen Wolf; hashtag women’s march, hashtag Teen Wolf, hashtag hashtags; sing Trump, Trump, Trump; listen to bad accents; and, finally, watch some TV fodder.

Thanks for listening.

Dave freely admits this is the corniest of corn:

A different sort of corn:

Hola Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 268 of a little podcast we like to call Sneaky Dragon. This week on the show Ian and Dave get confused over numbers; say farewell to the comics shop under Hell Kitty Studios and discuss their closing out sale finds; take a trip back to the comics scene of the 90’s (caution: Name Dropping); check out Dave’s seeping leg wound; learn about rock climbing; take a trip to the dentist where Dave learns some tips on oral care; peruse the TV guide and talk a little television; Ian and Dave like La-La-Land, but Dave had some reservations; send good thoughts to Ian’s wife Pia, sister-in-law Vicki and friend of the show Branwyn Bigglestone who are all attending the Women’s March in Washington, DC; discover that CNN has invalidated itself; learn that Dave can get emotional too; listen to some good advice from Ian; and, finally, hear some bad advice from Dave for Ian’s Twitter joke.

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Ciao, Sneakers! Welcome to our second episode of 2017! Pretty exciting – new year, same show.

This week on Sneaky Dragon, Ian and Dave look at iTunes reviews; scold Australia on its terrible self=promotion; ask for your help concocting a publicity stunt; admit they’re in the wrong country; love Travelman; tackle the most important topic of all time: best burgers; have trouble with razor blades; have no need for guilty pleasures; tackle the second most important topic of all time: best hot dog; cut the mustard; feel the cold; elucidate a theory about Trump and then proceed to prove it; ask if Trump is crazy; wonder if Trumpites will rebel; see a light at the end of the tunnel; have trouble speaking about things that are important; and, finally, discover that Ian is real.

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