Soft Launch

By Samantha Santos and JC MendozaComedy

Soft Launch episodes

June 26, 2024 Soft Launch Episode 52
Join The Softies as they talk Justin Timberlake, Matthew Stafford, & Embarrassing work stories!
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COME TO THE SOFT LAUNCH LIVE SHOW SATURDAY JULY 6TH 5PM AT THE STAND NYC!!! PROMO CODE "MONROE" FOR 50% OFF TIX! TICKET LINK HERE: https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/8948/20240706-500-pm-soft-launch-comedy-show
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Episode Topics:
00:00:00 Jessica Simpson
00:00:21 Intro
00:01:45 Samantha Injury Woes
00:06:30 JC/Monroe Injury Woes
00:10:05 Creativity
00:14:16 MELVIN!
00:18:25 Justin Timberlake
00:25:16 Matthew Stafford
00:34:27 JCs embarrassing work story
00:39:37 Samanthas embarrassing work story
00:46:20 Fake Accents
00:47:55 Mistaking someone for pregnant
00:49:27 Losing wifi connection
00:50:37 Happy Dance
00:51:11 Ripped Pants
00:52:28 Getting drunk at company outing
00:53:10 Wrong name in interview
00:55:59 Coming in with a hickey
01:00:56 Creepy boss
01:01:40 Work Bathroom
01:03:03 Med School Moment
01:06:36 Merch Launch/Outro
1 hr 9 min
June 19, 2024 Soft Launch Episode 51
Join The Softies as they talk Samanthas shoulders, JCs mood swings, and the most embarrassing things they've ever done to impress their crushes!
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Hit up Mandy at @damn.thats.tuff_nyc for all your crocheting needs!!! https://www.instagram.com/damn.thats.tuff_nyc?igsh=MXd1dHpwOHJic2JndQ==
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Episode Topics:
00:00:00 British Accents
00:00:16 Intro
00:01:08 Bernie Williams
00:02:48 Samantha’s Health Woes
00:04:40 Softies Parents
00:12:00 Sammy Shoulders
00:18:50 Lying to doctors
00:21:40 JCs alcohol problem
00:23:55 Comedy Shmomedy
00:29:55 JC Moodswings
00:32:44 Long Live Monroe
00:38:05 Are men ok?
00:40:12 Monroe pt 2
00:45:10 Most Embarrassing thing youve done to impress a crush
00:46:00 Pretending to speak Spanish
00:49:15 Shotgunning a blunt
00:50:55 Changing voice
00:54:30 Reading books
01:00:25 Doing a split
01:03:15 Playing drums
01:04:00 Straightening hair
01:04:15 Volunteering at a shelter
01:05:15 Borrowing fed ex uniform
01:07:55 Singing
01:13:45 Ghosting while smoking
01:14:50 Outro
1 hr 17 min
June 12, 2024 Soft Launch Episode 50
Join the Softies as they talk the TriBeca Film Festival, Samanthas Cousins Wedding, and Social Media icks!!
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BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!!
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Purchase all LILY products here (https://www.drinklily.com) & use promo code: "SOFTIES" for 20% off!!!
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Shop Dari Abode Candles here (https://www.dariabode.com/) & use promo code "SOFTIE10" for 10% off all orders of $50 or more in the month of June!!!
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Hit up Mandy at @damn.thats.tuff_nyc for all your crocheting needs!!! https://www.instagram.com/damn.thats.tuff_nyc?igsh=MXd1dHpwOHJic2JndQ==
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Episode Topics:
00:00:00 Cold Open
00:00:21 Intro
00:01:45 Wedding
00:07:58 Live Show Recap
00:17:10 Tribeca Film Festival
00:31:30 Thats What They Sayin
00:32:04 Social Media Pet Peeves
00:33:25 Hateful Comments
00:35:55 People living a lie
00:40:47 Long Stories
00:43:15 Talking bad about your partner
00:44:29 Birthday Reposts
00:46:34 Hospital Wristbands
00:49:40 Silent Followers
00:50:59 Family Members comments
00:52:33 Having multiple accounts
00:56:20 Posting yourself crying
00:59:48 Acting superior for not posting
01:02:32 Think Pieces
01:06:30 Ppl sending their own content
01:07:40 Parent Influencers
01:10:00 Take Me Back
01:13:50 Pray For Me
01:14:48 Men Taking Selfies
1 hr 17 min
June 05, 2024 Soft Launch Episode 49
Join the Softies as they talk Boston, the WNBA, & Samantha watching porn!!
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COME TO THE SOFT LAUNCH ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY LIVE SHOW SATURDAY JUNE 8TH 5PM AT THE STAND NYC!!! PROMO CODE "MONROE" FOR 50% OFF TIX! TICKET LINK HERE: https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/8763/20240608-500-pm-soft-launch-comedy-show
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Episode Topics:
00:00:00 Cold Open
00:00:26 Intro
00:01:41 Samantha Watches Porn *clip*
00:06:46 White Rappers
00:08:53 Micro Agressions
00:12:30 JC In Boston
00:18:40 Exes Parents
00:27:10 Friendship & Disrespect
00:33:10 On The Road
00:34:29 Insulting each other
00:37:55 WNBA
00:47:15 Untrue things we believe
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BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!!
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Purchase all LILY products here (https://www.drinklily.com) & use promo code: "SOFTIES" for 20% off!!!
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Shop Dari Abode Candles here (https://www.dariabode.com/) & use promo code "SOFTIE10" for 10% off all orders of $50 or more in the month of June!!!
1 hr 10 min
May 29, 2024 Soft Launch Episode 48
Join the Softies as they talk their Memorial Day Staycation, Mike Tyson, and guys with plants!
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COME TO THE SOFT LAUNCH ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY LIVE SHOW SATURDAY JUNE 8TH 5PM AT THE STAND NYC!!! PROMO CODE "MONROE" FOR 50% OFF TIX! TICKET LINK HERE: https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/8763/20240608-500-pm-soft-launch-comedy-show
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Episode Topics:
00:00:00 Nasty Girl
00:00:24 Intro
00:02:26 Reversed Gender Roles CLIP
00:04:50 Memorial Day
00:05:33 Softie Spa Day
00:08:08 Peeing in Pools
00:12:15 People Watching in the Spa CLIP
00:15:50 New Lily Flavor
00:16:24 People Watching pt 2
00:19:00 Sushi
00:21:05 Softies Eventful Saturday
00:37:10 Softie Sunday
00:41:17 Soft Launch Live Show
00:44:40 Thats What They Sayin
00:46:44 Selenas Family
00:50:50 Driving Mike Tyson
00:56:00 Guys with plants CLIP
01:04:29 Horrible Baecation
01:06:45 Dating Apps
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BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!!
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Purchase all LILY products here (https://www.drinklily.com) & use promo code: "SOFTIES" for 20% off!!!
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Shop Dari Abode Candles here (https://www.dariabode.com/) & use promo code "SOFTIE10" for 10% off all orders of $50 or more in the month of June!!!
1 hr 15 min
May 22, 2024 Soft Launch Episode 47
Join the Softies as they talk the 23/24 Knicks, Diddy/Cassie, & their pettiest moments as a couple!
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COME TO THE SOFT LAUNCH ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY LIVE SHOW SATURDAY JUNE 8TH 5PM AT THE STAND NYC!!! PROMO CODE "MONROE" FOR 50% OFF TIX! TICKET LINK HERE: https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/8763/20240608-500-pm-soft-launch-comedy-show
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Episode Topics:
00:02:11 Monroes Gotcha Day
00:03:05 Monroes UTI :(
00:17:00 JC HIMs shoot
00:18:13 Goombah Johnny
00:27:13 23/24 Knicks Eulogy
00:38:50 Diddy Cassie
00:49:20 Softies Pettiest Moments
00:54:00 Petty listeners
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BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!!
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Purchase all LILY products here (https://www.drinklily.com) & use promo code: "SOFTIES" for 20% off!!!
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Shop Dari Abode Candles here (https://www.dariabode.com/) & use promo code "SOFTIE10" for 10% off all orders of $50 or more in the month of May!!!
1 hr 24 min
May 17, 2024 Soft Launch Episode 46
SORRY FOR THE WAIT! Next week we will be back to regular Wednesday drops as per usual, but for now: Join the Softies as they talk Netflix Is A Joke, the NYC/Dublin portal, & their worst Baecation experience! Episode Topics:
00:01:05 Samanthas Attitude
00:03:10 JCs Netflix is a Joke experience
00:12:30 Samanthas week
00:26:32 NYC Dublin Portal
00:29:30 Clay & CP
00:34:40 Boys Era
00:36:00 Softies Worst Baecation
00:41:18 JC Puerto Rico Fight
00:44:15 Separate Beds
00:49:10 Listeners Worst Vacations
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BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!!
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Purchase all LILY products here (https://www.drinklily.com) & use promo code: "SOFTIES" for 20% off!!!
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Shop Dari Abode Candles here (https://www.dariabode.com/) & use promo code "SOFTIE10" for 10% off all orders of $50 or more in the month of May!!!
1 hr 15 min
May 08, 2024 Soft Launch Episode 45
Join the Softies as they talk Washington DC, Kendrick vs Drake, & Non-sexual turn ons! Episode Topics:
00:01:23 Samanthas DC Story
00:03:55 Sleezy Real Estate Sam Scam
00:11:40 JCs trip to DC
00:13:20 Samantha vs Tourists
00:19:50 Drink Lily
00:21:50 JC in DC part 2
00:24:54 Jc Fox News
00:27:05 Samanthas Sports journey
00:31:38 Knicks vs Pacers
00:39:00 Kendrick v Drake
00:48:47 Non sexual turn ons
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BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!!
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Purchase all LILY products here (https://www.drinklily.com) & use promo code: "SOFTIES" for 20% off!!!
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Shop Dari Abode Candles here (https://www.dariabode.com/) & use promo code "SOFTIE10" for 10% off all orders of $50 or more in the month of May!!!
1 hr 22 min
May 01, 2024 Soft Launch Episode 44
Join the Softies as they talk the Drake/Kendrick beef, dating deal breakers, and Samanthas unbridled rage!
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BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!!
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For a 20% discount on all Lily products, use promo code "SOFTIES" at https://www.drinklily.com/
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Shop Dari Abode Candles here: https://www.dariabode.com/
1 hr 16 min
April 24, 2024 Soft Launch Episode 43
Join the Softies as they talk Knicks, Baby Reindeer, & Fat Butts!!!!
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Come to the next Soft Launch Live Show Saturday April 27th 5PM @ The Stand NYC! Use Promo code "MONROE" for half off price! Ticket link here: https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/8515/20240427-500-pm-soft-launch-comedy-show
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BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!!
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Topics
00:01:11 Knicks Playoff game
00:04:05 cancelling plans
00:07:22 Derek Drescher
00:13:30 Baby Reindeer
00:20:00 4/20 manifesting
00:22:25 Bad Bunny Candlelight Concert
00:27:22 Diss Tracks
00:32:30 Beyonce Hair
00:34:55 Fat Butts
00:41:00 That’s What They Sayin
1 hr 17 min

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