Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Well, hellloooo to you who are joining us for this bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode where Janie & Paul react to episode 4 of the eleventh season of Vanderpump Rules!

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In this episode, we ALL grapple with repair. Repairing co-worker relationships that were on…

It’s here! The new STAY F. HOMEKINS that is lovingly ad-supported for ALL to hear! This crazy weather month, we are merely surviving with just cold water while Paul plans a LIVE DOMESTIC TOUR of VARIETOPIA! Janie toys with a one woman show concept of Comedy Bang! Bang! characters and, together, the duo discuss pop culture phenoms that have run their course. NO PARKING ON THE DOWNLOAD FLOOR, GET YOUR HOMEKINS ON!

xo,

Janie & PFT

(For anyone new to our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, WELCOME. We have official HIGH quality merchandise at the famous Kin Ship Goods)

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The PumpNDump continues! In this second BONUS episode, Janie & PFT are deciding HOW they feel about this eleventh season now that the conceit of this show is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than where it all started.

Should we be glorifying spots in the Valley this much? Should everyone live in farmhouse chic abodes? Should Lisa get more camera time? And is Ally capa…

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VANDERPUMP RULES season 11 started last night! And, AS WARNED, Janie and Paul are recapping the new season as the episodes come out every week! If you are subscribed to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, first of all, THANK YOU! We are so honored you are friends of the show, all you have to do is go to weekend water.substack.com to subscribe to get the bonus content, INCLUDING OUR RECAPS!

And you will be able to comment on each episode below the posts! Thank you. We are happy to be going on this journey with you.

Hello, Patient Listeners!

It’s the January STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, a day late AS WE SAID! How ya like them apples?

Welcome to our FIFTH season of a married couple podcasting whatever all this is!

In this episode, we deep dive so so so many things: comedy basics, Weeki-holes, the women of THE VIEW.

IT IS ALL HAPPENING!

Please enjoy our episode, we really enjoyed recording it! Thank you for sticking around with us and letting us have fun with you! Get a Weekend Water glass from our talented merchandise partners Kin Ship Goods co-owned by Hillary Harrison who’s substack can be, nay, MUST BE, subscribed to below.

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We may have accidentally announced our new recap project podcast AS IT CAME TO US ON THIS EPISODE. Listen and FIND OUT!

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THANK YOUSE/Y’ALL,

Janie & Paul

The 1947 holiday movie MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET is our newest watchalong!

Oops, we dropped some F bombs at the top, so, here is an explicit language warning. Oops. Be warned if watching along with sensitive listeners.

We are BACK, baby! The double Hollywood strikes of 2023 are officially over! It is time to share a watchalong of a formerly forbidden property with our faithful and dear beloved listeners. And, folks this one DOES NOT DISAPPOINT!

This movie holds UP. No notes!

If you are new to the Weekend Water substack and, thus, the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast (the seed of it ALL), first of all WELCOME and second of all, I will give you a little instruction. Basically, the stalwart couple, Janie & Paul (that’s us!), record themselves watching a movie. Then, they share the audio commentary with YOU for FREE to watch the movie ALONG with them (see above, it is RIGHT up there!)

That’s right! We invade your movie night and you invite us into your living room.

Just get the movie started and immediately PAUSE it before it starts to play, then begin our audio commentary on a different set of speakers. We guide you on how to sync up with us exactly, we will all hit “PLAY” at the exact same time! LIKE A FAMILY.

Then. Enjoy the film! And share it with anyone who might like it too!

Most of our watchalongs are for our premium subscribers, but this one is a gift from us for the holidays! I’m resending it, because it didn’t send to everyone the first time. Oops. Thank you for being such a great community here. We feel very grateful to be a part of it! Hope you like it and comment below.

Be well and….BELIEVE, baby!! 🎅🎅🏼🎅🏻🎅🏿🎅🏾🎅🏽

Ho, ho, ho,

Janie & PFT

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Well, hello, everybody! It’s the December podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS with your favorite co-hosts and married duo Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins! We’ve got Christmas trees and gift giving and Mother God and just the USUAL, meandering UNPLANNED after-dinner conversation.

We close out our year with you a bit tired but happy to have survived everything 2023 threw toward us. The world is hostile, but WE are NOT. Only love and a few gripes and a bit of chat down winding roads and loopy brain space here!

Get your love on and listen to the ramble.

Subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack to comment on the episode in the comment section belowwwwww (in case you are seeing this elsewhere)!!!

AND BE GOOD TO ONE ANOTHER DAMMIT!

xo, Janie & PFT

Clean My Mac is NOT a sponsor if this episode, however, should it be? After travel delays AND a crashed laptop, here is our November episode!

Speaking of sponsors, thank you to Laura Lee Beran, friend of the pod AND sponsor GREEN CHEF! Everyone’s favorite meal kit! Your grace and patience with our obstacles were VERY appreciated.

Now. This episode is a bit of a RIDE. We are burnt out. I am not kidding. So, enjoy the ridiculous level of discourse this STATE OF BEING presents. Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, get your kinshipgoods.com merch and gifts and be kind and have gratitude, and we will do the same.

Love to all!

Janie & Paul

This episode is serving struggling REALNESS. Janie threw out her lower back and Paul threw out his sense of contentment and TOGETHER the two of us

(yeah, I switched the tense again! UGH!) find our way through a CHALLENGING week and time.

The jist of the October episode is to keep on keeping on TOGETHER, as a Homekins FAMILY.

We invite you to comment in the comment section below, this is our free, ad-supported episode and anyone can chime in! How are YOU getting through this month? And how can we make it to a better, more optimistic time?

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Love,

Janie & PFT

STAY F. HOMEKINS gets up into trouble with a BONUS (90 minute?! whoa) podcast episode for our beloved Weekend Water substack contributors! Just in case you do not know, you can listen in any podcast player of your choice, just select the dropdown menu next to the episode, where it says “Listen On.”

In addition, some folks are asking about the bonus episodes we have that pretty much recap or “promote” struck work and struck companies during the SAG-AFTRA strike. Do not worry, chickadees, we got those on DEEP FREEZE ready to roll out when the new contract with the “bosses” gets settled. We are just as anxious as all of our subscribers to share those really fun (dare I say funny?) conversations!

In this episode, the freewheeling conversation CONTINUES...