Episode 69 - Posturing and Proliferation

Alisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions.

Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament, mutually assured confusion.

Content Warning for:

• Bullying/taunting
• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Body modification
• Threats of violence
• Panicking
• Discussion of: decapitation & dismemberment, depression
• Mentions of: food, body horror, fire, war, guns, blood, self-injury.
• SFX: gagging, water sounds, fire.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucV6HnD

Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Vigdís Heiðbrá Guðmundsdóttir, Rachael, SomeVariationOfGay, KJ, Grayson Genter, Kaela Roy, Hunter Harder, Jorge García, Emily Krichmar, Dyon Puts, i think ur pretty cool, Autumn Seel-Baker, Clara Rigual Munoz, rainy j, potpourri, Chloe, Μυρτώ Απλαντή, Brian Sullivan, Варя Бородина, Iwona Gajór, & Ásgerður Ósk.

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Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Episode 68 - Slides and Sass

Count Eugenia Rutalowska of the Count's Corporeal Carpet Cleaning Company needs assistance due to a logistical mishap i.e. instead of carpet cleaner they now have cabernet.

Management Consultants’ advice: sass, backchat, no brain socks, mean puppets, nude hands, onesies only, give glove puppets a chance, competitive hate, pop up bar experience, cabernet clubhouse, mash pope, canyams, reward slides.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying/taunting
• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Violence & injury
• Vicarious embarrassment.
• Discussion of: death, poisoning, self-recrimination.
• Mentions of: trauma (inc. childhood trauma), gambling, guns.
• SFX: sobbing, high pitched sounds, bells.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucp8vsf

Special thanks to Sadie Moon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: V Guest, Fiona Porter, Archimedes 871, Annabelle M, CJ, Cowboyhell, Timothy LaGrone, Jen Amico, Sean Hurley, monstrous venus, Madeleine Wenc, Hyst, Plim Flatterband, Daniel Prehm, Charlotte Farquhar, Catherine Cerny, emrys lee, iriki, Miles Frankel, deirdre, Lea F., Kat Lancaster, Eric Silva, Rebekah Paerels, Julian Sanchez, Leah Hunter, Kiri Baildon-Smith, Bonnie-Jo MacLeod, Noa Jamie Remus, Emilie Clifford, Ruby Mitchell, Carol McPherson, Jules Schaefer, Bradlee Allen, Azra, Jasper Vega, Audrey Salo, Nora, Sara Clark, Georgia Wilson, Clowder of One, Abby G, Elliot G Grace, ZeekiZeii, Harley Powell, Alandrea, Rowan Krieghbaum, ty, Colleen Moore.

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Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility

Makvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might.

Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes, communicate using maddening animal sounds, animal control orbs.

Content Warning for:

• Bullying/taunting
• Injury (inc. SFX)
• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Discussion of: toilet humour
• Mentions of: death, frostbite, self-injury, lions, violence
• SFX: clanking, hissing, brief high frequency sound

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/6xHjv87

Special thanks to Ria for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laurel Buchanan, Maria Maksimova, Nikki, Seren Mist, Vince Nguyen, Asha Perry, DamienandFishGreco, Haberdasher, Jay Palmer, John Anglo, Jose Manuel Santiago Yepes, Katherine Bullen, Kyden Lundquist, Leah Higginbotham, lmx_v3point3, Melody Landrum, Mia, Moira Haney, Paravellex, Ray McKenzie, Rebecca Frederick, Rebekka B., Robin Dauster, Rowan Lorne, snowpossum, wrongsocks, Yo Mama', Zoke Miyama, Al LaBarrie, Ares Crowley, Calamari Matahari, E Kennedy, Kayla, Keelee, Lauga, Lena Klambauer, Lucia Kelly, QuizzicalQuibbler, sydney, Isabel Velasco, Vague Coffeecup, Kaela Woolsey, Morgan Short, Ahgbri Kanatist, WinglessWolf, Cece Henry, Lottie Rose, Charlie, Sonny Acosta.

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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: marcgp13, ElWilk, kyles, Coral_Island_Studios, krnash, WavJunction.com, TurtleLG, InspectorJ, dheming, StephenSaldanha & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Episode 66 - Nets and New Contributors

Stefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share.

Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more customer hierarchy and teen novel angst.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying/taunting
• Arguments
• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Discrimination & prejudice
• Discussions of: emetophobia, knives
• Mentions of: depression, exercise, kidnapping, threats, childhood trauma, gambling, arson, death & murder, intrusive thoughts, parasites & mind control, poison, food
• SFX: shouting, eating sounds.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/nxo3BBn

Special thanks to ShannonIsLost for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: demoneyes nightkiller, Gray Dodgen, Jessica Rowden, Katharine Brinker, Lina Vargas, Morgan Souza, Myoungjin, Zooglemoof, 10_a_knut, Alexandra Iles, Andrew Kornfeld, artisticProgram, Bonnie Pryor, Charlibug, chomp, Clara Joe Bailey, cuddlykraken, Dare, Dis-Aster, Evangeline, FriendlyCybird, grfailure, Joan Flyvholm, Jordan Graham, Kaitlyn Cottrell, Kale, kleffy, Lisa Stafford, Lisel, Mark A. Little II, Marta L, Mea Holloway, MothPrincess, Nora Sabban, Robin, Tsuki Mitsukai, useastory, Abby Norling-Ruggles, AbeTrve, Adrienne Gillevet, Breanna Schaeffer, Brynne Clouse, Cara, Caroline Seidman, Crowley, Emma Armstrong, Jessica and Anthony Moltisanti, Kelwyn Brennan, Kit.

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Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by kooust, JBarmore, FreqMan, 6polnic, nooodle, Oneirophile, fotoshop & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Episode 65 - Apathy and Antagonisation

Line Manager Hartro Piltz proposes a fundamental change to team structure in response to non-specified performance-related issues during routine inquisitation and bequestionment.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying/taunting
• Depression
• Arguments
• Restraints & interrogation
• Panic
• Discussions of: cults, existential futility, violence & injuries
• Mentions of: self-harm (implied), guns, death & mass death, alcohol & alcoholism, arson & fire, food, exercise, innuendo.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bzIfsvv

Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael Sebba, Ally Miller, Ben Milne, Quill, Mari Long, Angela Walters, Anna Piskadlo, Carolyn Thraves, Clara, Felix Kaisar, Jennifer Haskell, Skoegul, sophieZbx, AlexandraThePosh, Ali Melody McGowan, Andrew Huffman, Anna Smidebush, beck, Brenna Haney, Carly Baxter, Dez, hannah d, Margaret Rigotti, Marijayne, Polina Cedric, 0, Alexzandreta Ravenor, Fantasy Costco, Kiera Brook, Miranda Stevens, Petra, roxy hale, Stella Paradise, Ashley, Ashten Lucael Ezra Rose, Ben Mabee, Emma Moesen, hana, Hannah McCarthy, Harry Barnard, lady of the labyrinth, Magie Fotovatian-Calderon, Michael Shelley boi, Morgan#1997, Six Rudolph, Aerasani, Amanda-Marie Goode, Armored Victory, Caeruleum.

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Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by kooust, JBarmore, FreqMan, 6polnic, nooodle, Oneirophile, fotoshop & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Episode 64 - Magical Chutes and Moral Cahoots

The Supreme Blagwith is finding that The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees are not dying fast enough due to concerns of “not wanting to be dead” and The Supreme Blagwith would like advice on how to make The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees die more efficiently.

Management Consultants’ advice: A big grinder, tenants following the tenets of tennis, fright market activity FUTHER REPORT REDACTED BY LINE MANAGER HARTRO PILTZ

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying/taunting
• Arguments & shouting
• Hive mind
• Existential crisis & depression
• Discrimination & prejudice
• Discussions of: mass murder, cults, death, food
• Mentions of: innuendo, weapons, threats, blood, explosions, alcohol & alcoholism, emetophobia
• SFX: Screaming, squelching

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/jzw56R6

Special thanks to Nikolaj Ravn Jørgensen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laura Berry, Serena DeRosa, Dalia Quiroz, Vaughn S, Hannah Aroni, Sydni Zastre, Maia Montenegro, Ash, Jamy Eun, Faustina Pauwels, Ryan Mulgrew, Sarah Houghton, Sabrina B., Tristen, Just a girl, Gretal McCurdy, Eddie Sourboy, Jean, Ash Craig, mandabot, Lindsay Woodcock, Nick Ball, Emily Lalande, SternStundenSpirale, Max Sellers, Gale Love, C W, desiderius, Samantha Grant, Michael Lynn, Chani Mores, Paperweight Jellyfish, Kate, jasper, Ayu, Djorkus Day, CJ Craig, Norea Besman, iota, Gwen S., R. L Moses, Roggepan, Adrian Gergler, Agneskissme, Oliver Loupe, Katie Collins, Mika Stavropoulos, Lucas Bear, WhoopsieDaisy.

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Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: klankbeeld (attribution), InspectorJ (attribution), ighuaran, ahill86 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Episode 63 - Crushing Tables and Crushing Dreams

Antoinette-Marie of The Happy Earth Zoo is having issues with knowing which of her animals are going to maul or eat visitors to the Zoo, or failing that, how not to be held responsible.

Management Consultants’ advice: Burn down the zoo, disclaimers, hug-chomp Venn diagram, check the face for chompers, sub-Trexel sizing, poison?, lovely eyes, keep-away sticks, out-of-sight pit, have three tables, safety holes everywhere.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying/taunting
• Discrimination & prejudice
• Snakes & poison
• Gaslighting
• Discussions of: animal attacks, extinction & environmental collapse, animal cruelty & death, mass death
• Mentions of: alcohol, violence, war, death, arson, prison, blood, children in peril, knives.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/XlUd7GL

Special thanks to Maria in Lyon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mahum Farhan, Snerful, Jordan J, Wil Holmes-Roys, Cashi, 4ReasonsUnknown, Mila, MuddyHippy, Ori rokah, Allison M, Diana Raphael Cameron, haunted moon, Orionne, Tim, Grace Lang, Avi Critz, Pipe Zellin, Will 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' Casey, Kai, Beppa, Mat Stogner, Aallst, InsideAcesHead, Alexander Jiggles Newall, Mo Dooley, Juliette, Pasticche Candioli, Creagh Dorman, Victoria Taylor, Badgerhat, lewis mac, Lydia Obenshain, Red McKinnley, Lindsey Bradford, justsimplegabby, Victorystorms, urbanforaging, Morgan Gillaspie, Shelbie, Ashlee Duarte, Diana Lopera, Chris Sanders, Jess, HipHarp101, Jay Schriber, Dismas Novoa, Caldkay, Seb.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: NeoSpica, kevinkace, BOAAY, nitramdoh, JoelAudio, kantouth, DWOBoyle & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music: Newer Wave by Kevin MacLeod.

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Episode 62 - Temporal Woes and TimeBot Shows

The Time Management division would like help with the many dangerous time pockets that are created in the day-to-day product of planets. This will improve safety, productivity, and much more importantly cut down on staff overtime.

Management Consultants’ advice: Laser Hawkapult TM, public/private money vortex, honk snakes, hammer forms, Board cans, SPLT treaties, girthy brain, strategic black-holes, time = gravity (no arguments), time annex, countdownium, TimeBots.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying / Taunting
• Childhood trauma
• Gaslighting
• Discrimination & prejudice
• Mentions of: gore, violence, mass death, alcohol, medical malpractice, guns

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/olwYsbm

Special thanks to S-Words for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Pioup Pioup, Anna Sprout, impressionistcowboy, Frank Voss, JURGEN! WAS! RIGHT!, Prince, Kyra Munroe, Cait2209, Jennifer Williams, freshly, Madeline Werner, Kendal, Yarrow T. Leef, Rebecca Adamson, A.C. Reynard, Kathleen Arnett, Latitude Brown, Oscaron, Courtney McCann, Stef Aprile, TheGoodHeathen, Cheyenne Morse, Jagoda Lisak, Henry Cooke, Llyl, Transmasc King Trexel, Kirsten Wright, Fanny Baudraz, Honesty Zahnd, Jeff Boggs, Emma Stelter, Kelly Conrad, E.A. Fleming, Alex Friedman, Minnie, kelly, Mj Gonzalez, Alison Wilgus, Jessica Ma, Arthur, Jordy, Hexer Hypathia, Joyia, Jennifer Recchio, Jenna, Mads England, Jay S. Breham, DJDembo13, Steven Remington.

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Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle & Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: UnplugTheFridge, pwausc1, ingudios, WavJunction.com, InspectorJ, edctrainer, sifujordan, denstoltejyde, satanicupsman & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Episode 61 - Viciousness and Vice Admirals

A client who would prefer to maintain their anonymity (known only as Scarlette) is looking for advice on at what point below board transactions spill over into full blown space piracy. Records also indicate that consultants were joined by Vice Admiral Fun for motivational support reasons.

Management Consultants’ advice: imaginary gifts of pity, make sad horse glue, moral quandary anaphylaxis, party games, mind balloons, elephant husbandry, flamboyant piracy in the name of the board, space parties.

Content Warning for:

• Bullying/taunting
• Emotional distress
• Allergic reaction (inc. SFX)
• Innuendo
• Mentions: traumatic childhood, injury, death, alcohol.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bkPMARB

Special thanks to Aspen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Lily Magee, Bruna Thomas, muzbutch, Bridget Smith, Kayla Young, Roblin, Deanna Smit, Whitney Reynolds, Indigo Prince, Jeremiah Ochoa, Elsa Bouchard-Lukas, Olivia MacRae, Harrison Standley, Amanda Giesler, Tatum Hedrick, Nero, Romilly, ProtectMaHtinSquad, Judith Buxade, Emma Furth, Tori, Alex Dempsey, kate shipley, Courtney Dietz, Heli Claire, mimescreaming, MacKenzie Dodd, Erin Leisure, Jay Kunn, Aubree, Mikaela Kristianous, Micah Rak, Garrett M Beeg, Flynn, Christy Abraham, Lindsay Lutz, Dri Snow, Currie, Benjamin Horne, Lauren HP, Just Heather, Claire Brnjac, Ellis Gallagher, Kit Mitton, Raphael Hawke, mia cm, Leo9roar, Nick Welker, Molly Rose, Daisy Bell.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Vice-Admiral Fun: Maddy Searle

KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX:  cumusounddesign, Anthousai & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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After an unscheduled visit from Fern Creature, Line Manager Hartro Piltz assesses ongoing consultancy efforts. Line manager also conducts basic interrogation resistance training with variable success.

Content Warning for:

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying / taunting
• Shouting
• Existential crisis
• Physical violence
• Emotional manipulation & gaslighting 
• Mentions of: childhood trauma, alcohol & alcoholism, restraint & interrogation

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/YkzxJXy

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith 

Hartro Piltz and Fern Creature: Jenny Haufek

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton

Editing: Maddy Searle & Katie Seaton

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: kyles, Profispiesser, thisusernameis, ssierra1202, Kinoton, HarpyHarpHarp, TheSoundcatcher & previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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