Stellar Firma

Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!

Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… This is part one - enjoy!

Content warnings:

• Innuendo
• Discussions of: graphic death & injury in space, exercise
• Mentions of: knives, fascism, violence & injury (inc. eye trauma), food, alcohol
• SFX: occasional beeping

Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/3xCQ3wG

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Editing: Michelle Snow, Katie Seaton and Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

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STL Season 3 Outtakes 1

What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn...

Content Warning for:

• Innuendo

Mentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol & drugs, death

SFX: loud beeps throughout

Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/3zzarR3

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Featuring: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Jenny Haufek and Helen Gould.

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

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Episode 76 - Elections and Endings

Wonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise.

Content warnings:

• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Bullying & taunting
• Physical violence & threats
• Prejudice & discrimination
• Manipulation

Discussions of: death & murder, biological essentialism.

Mentions of: injury, innuendo, food, nausea, guns, memory loss.

SFX: screaming & shouting, tinkling, squelching, bells, rumbling & smashing, machinery sounds, alarms.

Link to transcripts: https://cutt.ly/AnuSCK3

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Additional Scripting by Tim Meredith

Series Showrunner Tim Meredith

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman & Sigmund Shankeray: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

No.1: Amy Dickinson

No. 48: Rachel Meredith

Cranewillis: Sam Rae

Harry: Simon Plotkin

Enola: Helen Gould

A.L.E.X.: Alexander J. Newall

Wally the Wallet: Maddy Searle

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by InspectorJ, ProductionNow, ingeverschatse, nooly, Rico_Casazza, Ruvhjnvdkvndjine, qubodup, squashy555, Lydmakeren, ShortRecord, crcavol, dster777, soundjoao, DWOBoyle, kyles, JarredGibb, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Cell31_Sound_Productions, WavJunction.com, joepayne & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music:

Teddy Bear Waltz by Kevin MacLeod

Teddy Bear Waltz

Licence: Standard license

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Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites

*CAUTION* Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements.

Content Warning for:

Bullying/taunting

Electrocution (inc. SFX)

Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX)

Panic attack (inc. SFX)

Sexual references.

Discussions of: fire & immolation, loss of consciousness, discrimination.

Mentions of: unsafe consumption, food, death, body modification, dismemberment.

SFX: machinery, screaming, vomit, deep tone alarm, loud flushing.

Links to transcripts

doc: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:w:/g/EbbMoyKJbTpEri2ujkUhZl4BJB7hc-VM5TSwQvQcnpEHGg?e=Y8VFHG

pdf: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EVD-T8ORyaVPiiQF59YTuH4BcnU162l2gSrm8eT3dq9-Lg?e=ihoEtD

Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by Aiwha, kev_durr, AudioRiggs, StephenSaldanha, ThunderQuads, qubodup, humanoide9000, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Bastard Fish & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music:

Voxel Revolution by Kevin MacLeod

https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7017-voxel-revolution

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Hitman by Kevin MacLeod

https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitman

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice 

Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat.

Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders *CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the big bee; don’t sell Trexel a baby carrier.

Content warnings:

• Alcohol use & alcoholism
• Bullying/taunting
• Physical violence (inc. SFX)
• Guns
• Electrocution (inc. SFX).

Discussions of: repeated loss of consciousness, existential crisis.

Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & murder, rats, war, food, injury (inc. self-injury).

SFX: drinking, repetitive low-pitched alarm, loud machinery, rumbling.

Links to transcripts:

DOC: https://bit.ly/33UXvXh 

PDF: https://bit.ly/33WKHz

Special thanks to Lain for this episode's Brief Submission.

Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by spoonsandlessspoons, mindlesstrails & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Alex here with an exciting announcement!

RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.com

Not to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts.

Join us in welcoming:

Cryptids Written by Alexander V Thompson and produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Gabriel Rosenstein and Nora Unkel. Directed by Devin Shepherd.

The Deca Tapes Written and Directed by Lex Noteboom.

How it Ends Written and Directed by Micah Rodriguez and Stephanie Resendes.

Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media. Written and Directed by Steve Shell and Cam Collins.

The Storage Papers Produced by Grinner Media. Written and Performed by Jeremy Enfinger.

Announcement Transcript: https://bit.ly/3y0c4qb

You can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.com

For more info on these new shows visit: https://rustyquill.com/rq-network-introducing-our-new-shows/

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Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous Empathy

Penelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays.

Strategic War Plan: discover selfish empathy; totally don’t side with the enemy; welcome a woollen god; candy handbag diplomacy; judgmental moth snobs; faux carboard moth rocket; creative encyclopaedia editing.

Content Warning for:

• Alcohol use & alcoholism
• Bullying/taunting
• Depression
• War & murder (inc. discussion of mass death)
• Moths
• Emetophobia (inc. SFX).

Discussion of: drunkenness, childhood trauma, food, classism.

Mentions of: self-injury, guns, violence.

SFX: water, low-pitched alarm, rumbling.

Transcript: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EaEvWl8Wd-NOoYTPkrP4TbYBenZP8rrccWJI9yEzMINE8A?e=DKNN56

Special thanks to Lillian Bokun for this episode's Brief Submission.

Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by schafferdavid, humanoide9000, JarredGibb, dobroide, jrssandoval, Greencouch, halimturk, InspectorJ & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music:

George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3800-george-street-shuffle

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Episode 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine Succour

Gloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright.

Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sympathetic fireworks; talk to Terry.

Content Warning for:

• Bullying/taunting
• Discrimination & prejudice
• Electrocution
• War & murder.Discussions of: blinding, cannibalism, bees, family trauma, therapy.
• Mentions of: death, food, blood, fire, alcohol, guns
• SFX: bubbling, loud rumbling & growling

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/3bjW05O

Special thanks to Matt for this episode's Brief Submission.

Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newal;

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by florianreichelt, wavjunction.com, InspectorJ, szegvar, ristooooo1, humanoide9000, peepholecircus, kev_durr & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music:

George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3800-george-street-shuffle

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

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EMAIL: [email protected]

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Episode 71 - Bathin and Ballistics

Head of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.

Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further.

Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats.

Content Warning for:

• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Bullying/taunting
• Emotional abuse
• Innuendo
• Germophobia and emetophobia
• Discussion of: physical violence, death, war
• Mentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, food
• SFX: repetitive alarm.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vvChT8U

Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission.

Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Bathin, Grand Duke of Galactonium: Travis McElroy

Head of Ballistics Akteraks: Annie Fitch

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX bytim.kahn, jayfrosting, CuddleNucks, PatrickLieberkind, nickb1608, JarredGibb, WavJunction.com, Benboncan, noiseloop, maxlacaria, Werra, szegvari, GregorQuendel, florianreichelt, wangzhuokun, kyles, InspectorJ, nikitralala, alonnaallen, grubzyy & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

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Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-Advancement

Line Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager.

Content Warning for:

• Alcohol use & alcoholism
• Bullying/taunting
• Emotional abuse
• Emetophobia (inc SFX)
• Discussion of: break-ins, unsafe consumption, childhood trauma
• Mentions of: fire & immolation, death, blood, electrocution, toilet humour
• SFX: shouting, static

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/2vjxpdR

Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Eddie Ryan, nihhon, Anna Kiselevich, Jade Rose Fulford, Anrea Jones, Ashley McManus, Kate Schwichtenberg, Eric Magnuson, Kyle Jett Peterson, Stripey Tail, Si Porter, Nr.9, Deandra Mosura, Isaac Persad, and all of our other supporters. Thank You!

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Bathin: Travis McElroy

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by qubodup, Udit Duseja, Inspector J, boodabomb, ciaranm758, kbnevel, JessKawaiiXxX, kalhan, gumballrimpoche & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music:

Running Fanfare by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4312-running-fanfare

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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