John and Jonnie are back in studio TOGETHER (sort of)! The boys talk about great Moms, Jonnie wonders if a baked potato🥔 is a meal, and John questions his own conspiracy theory acumen 🤓.

Then, a discussion on white privilege (from two white guys).

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Jonnie hates “Corona Commercials” and does a dramatic reading of what they actually sound like, while John rides the salty-sweet food roller coaster. Jonnie asks John if it’s tougher to preach on the book of Job in the middle of a national emergency. The boys marvel at a friend’s athletic accomplishment, and wonder if the first marathon was R-Rated.

Also a conversation on why the Prosperity Gospel doesn’t ring true.

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John wards off a vicious beast using a surprising method, while Jonnie ponders the legality of a certain bumper sticker.

Then the boys discuss the spectrum of attitudes about emerging (too early? too late?) from quarantine, and how we should all treat each other.

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Jonnie assesses his market value for prerecorded messages to fans in Cameo, while John has Taco Bell for the first time in ages. Then the boys discuss whether the isolation is making dumb ideas trend on social media.

Also a conversation about what occurs when our values clash with the party line of our tribe, and why people are more than one thing.

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John’s wife has the wrong idea of what it means to be “low on toilet paper”, while Jonnie discovers the surprising things stores ARE running low on now.

Also, a conversation about worry, control, and togetherness in a culture raised to think of ourselves first.

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Jonnie clears up the real reason behind the toilet paper shortage 🧻, and John cashes in on the crisis with his new book 📖. Then the boys reminisce on the Rapture Panic of 1988.

Also, a conversation about saying “I don’t know” when you just don’t know.

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Jonnie breaks out of his quarantine, and immediately regrets it.

Meanwhile John has a life hack to keep him safe while jogging, and the boys ponder other jobs Jonnie could do if comedy doesn’t come back for awhile.

Also, a conversation about having confidence in God’s plan (and less confidence in our own) during a crisis.

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The boys have no idea how the internet works, and John ponders why he will never be elected to office. Meanwhile, Jonnie is forced to retire one of his jokes, and also offers several ideas for future virus-themed TV shows.

Plus, a conversation about Free Will, Doubt, and Trusting God in a tragedy.

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Jonnie accuses John of being cursed, while John takes his family to Disney and burns his diet to the ground. Jonnie wonders if God has autotune, and looks forward to the memorial slideshow of a certain person.

Then, the boys discuss the surreal new realities of the current pandemic (including jerks on social media) and John preaches to an empty room.

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The boys survive a twister, and hope we are all overreacting to the Coronavirus 😷. 

John tells us what’s REALLY being heard in your worship leader’s earpiece, and Jonnie’s friend is duped by an unoriginal poem. Also, a conversation about cyberbullying and violent prayers. 

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