We are finally back in the stu! This week we unpack y'alls gut instincts, what happens to your night when you date straight men and some more gorgeous hot takes that definitely don't come across as brazen or chaotic... ENJOY HONKERS! We missed y'all

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WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? This week Gabby and Harper-Rose welcome comedian Morgan Jay to the show. They talk about Morgan’s blossoming career, read listener submitted stories about what they’re afraid of, unpack their own fears and Gabby admits she’s kind of a sub….

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? This week Gabby and Harper-Rose welcome comedian & musician Morgan Jay to the show. They talk about Morgan’s blossoming career, read listener submitted stories about what they’re afraid of, unpack their own fears and Gabby admits she’s kind of a sub…. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!

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Harper-Rose was very sick this week so the honks didn’t get to go to the stu. Instead Gabby regales us with her enchanting story of meeting her new man Post and we included a slideshow with an important message at the end. LISTEN TO IT HONKS! See you next week with a full length episode and a special guest!

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The honks talk comedy with the great and straight comedian Beth Stelling! She is so funny and intelligent we really enjoyed getting to talk to her. We read a few Rehab stories before we move it on over to Patreon where we read the rest. Some of y'all were addicted to rehab and some of y'all felt like you were in jail. We get both sides. Enjoy!

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THE RETURN OF OUR BELOVED KATE! This week Harper-Rose and Gabby welcome back the one and only roommate Kate Lavrentios (cohost of Six Feet Above Pod, 1/2 Parallell Play) for part 2 of y'all's creepiest stories. We were all emotionally at our limit after a grueling car ride to the stu and recording back to back so enjoy the extra spice. In this episode Gabby gives her dad a call....or 3... for an important question, we talk nipple piercings, de@th, a s*x trafficking attempt, Kate's crush on our landlord....??? and being rejected by exes. ENJOY HONKS!

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CREEPY! This week Gabby and Harper read listener submitted stories about creepy encounters. Manic episodes, ex boyfriends, Instagram stalkers and so much more. Gabby has a pinched nerve in her neck from x rated shenanigans and might have to go to the pysch ward and Harper doesn’t have health insurance. Enjoy!

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Pyschwards part 2!

the honks welcome back comedian Cara connors for round two of pyschward stories. 

Stories from nurses and pyschward graduates. A case of hep C, sleeping with family members, dirty sheets, getting on the right meds, Cara’s outfit and so much more. Enjoy!

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PYSCH WARD STORIES! Welcome back to another haunted episode of tea time, this week Harper and gabby welcome comedian and former straight woman Cara connors to the show. A story from a listener who is in active psychosis writes in, nurses of pysch wards and so much more. There’s going to be a part two on this topic because there were so many stories. In the meantime head over to the patreon where you can get an extra hour of content. Enjoy!

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What’s bothering y’all? A lot! And rightfully so! Ex’s, family s*x cults, being a woman, roommates. All of it! Gabby and Harper Rose read listeners stories about what’s grinding their gears and talk about what’s grinding theirs. Public episodes are being cut shorter and moving over to the patreon for longer, more insane tea. Enjoy!

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Welcome back to another harrowing episode of Tea time! The Honks try out a new format, less time on the public episode and more on the patreon. They read listeners stories on crazy family experiences, from uncles attempting assault and ruining weddings to a stranger breaking in to the home of a single mother? This episode goes without saying that there’s a trigger warning for family darkness but this wouldn’t be tea time if there wasn’t! Enjoy! 

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