FAMILY DRAMA

The Honks went a lil longer this week with almost two hours worth of personal stories and listener submitted stories, and let’s just say… THINGS GET DRAMATIC! Enjoy!

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Ep. 144 OFFENDED

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on what offends them. A fitting prompt just a few days post US presidential election! They cover important post election topics including how the next woman that runs for president needs to have an OnlyFans, RFK, Gabby’s dad, and unfortunately so much more. It’s okay if you’re losing hope, because at least one day we’ll all be gone. Enjoy! 

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Welcome back to another episode of tea time, this week the honks are joined by comedian and enemy Cara Connor’s to read REJECTION STORIES. They talk about medication, Harper and Cara fight, juggalo weddings, getting rejected for being too old, a festival by the river, jojo siwa, this episode is unhinged and all over the place. Enjoy!

Watch Cara Connors special here: https://youtu.be/bPo4W0sWCNI?si=l-0_YR1hQysk6fM7

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MISC. STORIES with JOY aka Ms. Grilled Cheese honey. This week the honks are joined by former roommate and cricket extraordinaire, Ms. Grilled Cheese. This episode is the closest thing to a sober acid trip that you'll ever experience. The honks try to read stories from past prompts but keep getting distracted, Joy insults Gabby's chewed on nipples, Harper-Rose outs who Gabby is voting for, they talk about the infamous "Poop Razor" and Joy forgets her pottery, well and so much more. Good luck following this episode honkers!

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STAY TUNED FOR GABBY’S TAPING 10/28 

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REVIEWING YOUR LAST PARTNER!

This episode the honks welcome you to their new studio and get cozy in their new beanbags that were undoubtably made by children in sweatshops. 

They read listener submitted stories on “reviewing your last s*xual experience”. 

From walking a person around on a leash on all fours in the woods to “fire Gluck Gluck” in a Boeing 737 and a man who puts cigarettes out on his tongue. This episode is truly heinous! Enjoy! 

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Honks we missed ya. We get deep right up top, find out the only person Gab would have kids with, HR calls Gab out, someone went on a date with a T.P. which was a jarring read and so much more. We are going to do a two parter because this was so insane and we didn't get to read nearly as many as we wanted too. Enjoy!

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STAY TUNED FOR GABBY’S TAPING 10/26 IN LA MORE DETAILS TO COME

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Hey honks. This is part vlog, part sit down and was filmed two months ago. Originally only released on patreon but since the honks were sick we decided to release this publicly in lieu of having no episode come out this week. This episode is very real, raw and honest. Abortions are a touchy subject so watch at your own discretion. Love y'all thank you for listening and we will be back next week with a new episode. Take care and enjoy!

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CHOOSING ONE FRIEND OVER ANOTHER

This week the honks recap the election, losing friends when you stop getting f*cked up with them, someone writes in about lizard people and they are clearly in psychosis, harper-rose left a piece of half eaten toast on the table, they take a phone call from Kate and they get some emails from listeners that quite frankly, exhaust them. This episode was a nightmare from hell. Enjoy!

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JAIL EXPERIENCES

In this weeks episode the Honks read listener submitted stories on jail experiences. Visiting ex boyfriends in prison and getting handsy, a father son jail duo, being in a holding cell with a predator, fast food theme songs and slogans, threatening cops and a fart song (or two). Enjoy!

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This week on Tea Time we make and break an amends to the faithful honkers that write in, Gabby shares some world news... specifically about a certain heartbroken Russian man, Harper-Rose reads a story from Kate Lavrentios' biggest fan and stay tuned for a heartfelt message at the end.If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to [email protected] SEE HARPER-ROSE AND KATE'S VARIETY SHOW LIVE IN LA AND NYC THIS FALL:

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