This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on coming out. From “being too young to be gay”, to someone detransitioning, the sweeping notion that non binary people are actually just broke and the true definition of guys being “DL”.If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to [email protected] SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN PORTLAND AND NYC:Portland: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-live-at-the-siren-tickets-1286736616859?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosBrooklyn: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598💋Follow:Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=enhttps://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=enParallel Play:https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:01:13 Past vs Present 00:03:46 Sexless in Nicaragua 00:09:38 Separation of Church and State 00:11:19 The Saga of Joe Ken 00:17:02 STORY - Fifth time's the charm!? 00:21:52 STORY - Coming out as straight woman 00:31:37 STORY - Coming out story (pictures included) 00:34:25 STORY - Outted and my Homecoming football game 00:50:22 Join us on Patreon

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This week the honks are joined by a very special guest. Musician, song writer, and cousin of Gabby’s, James Ghaleb (Valley Boy) the creator of the beloved and original intro song to the podcast, "Cigarette". They unpack another round of divorce stories while unpacking more of their own personal relationships to divorce. A listener who hates the return of Lee, a mother announcing her divorce on Facebook, being the child of a teen pregnancy, a rich girl who seemingly has everything except a stable home, Tabitha the 300 pound s*x worker, marrying someone as a favor and also marrying someone because of an acid trip, and so much more! Enjoy!

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DIVORCE

This week the honks are joined by comedian LUKE NULL. They unpack listener submitted stories on divorce while also sharing their own personal relationships to divorce. Gabby talks about her child bride marriage, Harper’s adulthood divorced parents and Luke’s still married (but at what cost?) parents. A couple of wedding days ruined by alcoholic grooms, a gay husband and an unrequited emotional affair with comedian Theo Von. This episode will have you wondering if marriage is really worth it…. And how well do you really know your spouse?

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This week the honks are back with a part two episode of religion and cults. They unpack the proper etiquette of being intimate with a woman while she’s on her period, losing touch with a best friend after she becomes a religious zealot, the haunting stories children are taught in youth group, a schizophrenic aunt passing a kidney stone and tormenting the family, bible passages written on bedroom walls and gabby drinks a smoothie. Enjoy! 

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This week the honks debut of their new music! Then they read listener submitted stories on experiences with religion and cults. They ask important questions and explore the idea of men starting cults for the sole purpose of having multiple wives and intercourse with minors. The abuse that happens inside of cults, an experience from a ex member of the children of god cult, youth groups, radicalization and indoctrination, and why church is basically a drag show. Enjoy!If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to [email protected] SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN PORTLAND AND NYC:Portland: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-live-at-the-siren-tickets-1286736616859?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosBrooklyn: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598💋Follow:Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=enhttps://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=enParallel Play:https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.comMusic made with Suno AI

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RECONCILIATION 

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on reconciliation. But first, they reintroduce a familiar member to the team. Stories of family turmoil, cousin brothers, acceptance, growing up and learning lessons, wholesome endings, being raised jehovah witness and coming out as trans, threesomes with friends and so much more. 

The band is back together, reconciled at last. Enjoy!

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We unpack some times we have catfished, we read your stories, amd continue the party on patreon where we read more and go longer ooooweee. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!

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MEMORABLE DATESThis week the honks welcome a very special guest, president of the United States, Donald Trump (played by Joy). A very special Valentine’s Day/Presidents day collab episode also featuring Abraham Lincoln and Hillary Clinton. The honks read listener submitted stories on their most memorable dates while also recapping some of their own. A mommas boy story that doesn’t seem real, a date at grandmas house with chicken and shrimp, a real estate agent who loves beef jerky, and so much more. Enjoy!If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to [email protected] Joy's pottery some love: emjoy_ceramicsWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598💋Follow:Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=enhttps://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=enParallel Play:https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw

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HAZED!

This week the honks do a deep dive into the atrocities of college hazing. A dark episode about the underbelly of what it takes to be hazed into a frat/sorority and questioning the future of Americas education system. This episode will surely leave you feeling grateful that you never joined a frat! 

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Daddy’s home 

This week the honks are joined by a very special guest…. Their first producer, Lee Nason. A long awaited, highly anticipated reunion, the trio unpacks Lees departure from the show, where everyone is at now, Lees favorite massages parlors, and read stories from listeners. Enjoy! 

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