There's A Cousin Shortage | Not The Sound You Want At A Ball Game | A Really Sad DUGY Line About Monkey Bars | Marrying A River & Vaccine Creams? | Battle Of Ontario | Chris Wants Wetter Water | A Sensitive Man On The DUGY Line

What's Your Dream VR Scenario | Formula For The Best Day Ever | Watch What You Say In The Back Of A Cab | DUGY Just Wants Kool-Aid | What Would You Still Not Buy Even If 99.99% Off? | We See What Ridiculousness Lew Has In His Truck This Week | Another Amazing Science Story About Sperm | Watch Out For Gold Scams | Driving In Silence

A Guy Swallows All The Gum | Kids'll Getcha | Sperm Racing League Is Real?? | What Animal Could Beat Us In A Triathlon? | We Try A New Contest: Morse Load | Don't Throw Pee When You're Upset | Do You Wear Driving Gloves?

Peeing & Golf Go Hand In Hand | Joke Of The Week | A.I. or A1? | Instant Answer Question Time | Down By The Bay Off | A Women's Large Gape | Is This DUGY Line Caller A D Bag?

Would You Trade A Kid For A Monkey? | Names For People You Don't Respect | Eating On A Brand New Toilet | OttaWHAT? | Is Thumbs Up Emoji Passive Aggressive? | Knife Fork OR Spoon? | Grab A Goose If It Attacks | Some Very Positive Timing News

Don't Fight The Easter Bunny | Who The Hell Likes Potholes? | Dear HR Is Back | Thing That Were Left In Ubers Last Year | Where Do You Cut Your Toenails | Joke Text | Watch Out For Ticks

Do You Watch Stuff While Eating? | That's Too Many Unread Emails | Enough With The Sales Joke | Dire Wolves & Being Yelled At | What's In Lew's Trunk? | That Neck Massage Was Too Rough | Big Daddy Carney | Fellas Doesn't Know What Cool Runnings Is

The Guys Discuss Trades They Could Do | What's The Adult Equivalent To Getting Picked Last In Gym Class | You Write A Letter Recently? | OttaWHAT? | They're Not Ready For A.I. Lawyers | We've Got A New Record Holder | What's Your Ideal Shower Temp & Can You Outrun A Horse?

A Man Shall Forever Be Remembered | Jamie's Joke Of The Week | Easter Potatoes | Don't Swallow Gum | Do You Have Bore-Out? | Instant Answer Question Time | Down By The Bay Off | Chicken Theft & Nic Cage's Weird Voice

Chris Had Surgery & He STILL Made It To Work | Chew On Some Wood, It'll Make You Smarter | Burrito Day & Apology-ers For Hire | DUGY Lines | We Try To Find Jason A New Laugh | Ontarians Are More Likely To Be Abducted By Aliens | Would You Take Un-Happy Days Off Work? | A Crazy Breakthrough In Mosquito Technology