Thank God It's Tuesday! Rabbit rabbit, baby --it's the first of the month and quite possibly the first day of fall by my standards. I. like my drinks cold, my temperatures hot and maybe a little parmesan cheese in my espresso martini (we'll see). Tune into the latest episode where I rattle off my favorite summer beauty and skincare products, answer YOUR questions and dream of getting some fresh produce and gazpacho whipped up STAT. 

Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:39)

No ice needed for your Miller Lite (5:17)

Participate in Pioneer's School Supply Drive until August 11 (9:45)

Thoughts on the man who paid serious bucks to "transform" into a dog (14:08)

Trend alert: the latest espresso martini topping (26:38)

The untimely end of the burrata era (36:51)

Sharing my favorite go-to summer products (40:15)

Answering YOUR questions from Instagram (54:47)

Get your tickets for two great Saratoga events this week: The Saratoga Hospital Foundation's Luau Gala and The Philadelphia Orchestra at Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! Giddy the F up takes on a new meaning in today's show as the "staying in traffic" effect has gone full force after a few...odd? social situations I have found myself in as of late. Also: the disregard of personal appearance while wearing jammies, my suspicions about Hoda and Jenna and how you can get $20 tickets for you and your besties to a SPAC show this summer season.

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:14)

Buttonista merch available now on the Two Buttons Deep Store (4:54)

The Upside App curse (10:25)

Am I the asshole? (17:22)

The Buttonista Gets Someone Kicked Out Of The Victoria Pool (28:00)

5 Random Things presented by Live Nation Concerts at SPAC (48:52)

Declaring my own war on Barbie (59:50)

This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite with a side of Essentia for maximum hydration. Check out Live Nation Concerts at SPAC and get four tickets for $80 when you take advantage of their All In summer promo until August 1.

Thank God It is TUESDAY! Big development to share when it comes to my somewhat newfound fascination with nature and what can truly be seen in this great big animal loving world of ours!! If you manifest it, it will COME! Hang out on the couch avec moi to chat about some pop culture, texting etiquette, spelling etiquette and more, of course.

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But...(0:19)

Story time presented by Old Brick Furniture (2:05)

Hanging out with summer intern Ithaca Elle (5:00)

Shout out Kelly Clarkson (10:36)

Lesson learned: no more suspenseful texts (14:00)

The post-piercing sleeping situation (20:41)

5 Random Things presented by AAA Northway and AAA Hudson Valley (33:33)

Spelling errors galore (36:30)

Thoughts on The 71-year-old Golden Bachelor coming to TV soon (46:05)

This show is best enjoyed by Miller Lite.

Hello, hello, welcome back to the show! When the adrenaline wears off and it's back to the couch I go, there is a FAIR WARNING adjustment period I seem to face time and time again...and we're in the thicc little baddie of it right this second!!! Tune in as I reflect on (not) catching my breath a bit after the in-person performances, to learn where I thought I almost got pulled over recently, thoughts on outfit ideas and attitudes toward the racing season coming up in Saratoga and where you will not catch me DEAD this summer or any other time. This show is best enjoyed with your best version of ASMR ft. Miller Lite.

EPISODE NOTES:

A Word To Our Mother (0:08)

'Tis the season to be sipping Miller Lite (3:37)

Catching up back on the mic (8:18)

Post-live show(s) thoughts (10:49)

The emotional comedown (12:00)

A quick plug for The Bear on Hulu (15:15)

Nobody Asked Me, But... presented by Hoffman Car Wash (22:54)

Vacation FOMO and the return of the Cape Cod sweatshirt (31:02)

5 Random Things presented by Live Nation concerts at SPAC (39:20)

This episode was taped LIVE in front of a sold out audience at PDT Market in downtown Saratoga, where it's always sunny. We play some games, tell some stories, and showcase what I did when I met my all-time idol... Stay tuned for future announcements for live shows happening around the Great Upstate.

EPISODE NOTES:

- Nobody Asked Me, But… (:20)

- First Sip Club (3:40)

- Reflecting on PDT’s past (5:25)

- Reflecting on chef Taylor's past (9:10)

- Hanging out with my idol in Saratoga (17:20)

- The Price is Right (27:15)

- Roast or Toast (34:29)

- Q&A (43:50)

This show is best enjoyed with an ice cold Miller Lite.

Shop new Buttonista merch out now at www.twobuttonsdeep.store 

Thank God It's Tuesday! Just one week to go until the first of two live shows...and while I should be resting my voice I am out here recording another episode for you to tune into before we get to hang IRL at PDT Market.

EPISODE NOTES:

Long Hair = Hot Girl Summer...ish (1:37)

Still a support of a chop chop, though (5:59)

Nobody Asked Me, But... (7:02)

One week until the live show(s) !!! (9:10)

Two upcoming events at Saratoga National - ACS Red, White & Blue Party and Driving Range Happy Hour (11:13)

Maybe it's time for a stylist (15:45)

A roadkill filled walk (19:51)

A Few Random Things presented by Adirondack Wine & Food Festival (28:27)

A few fun facts and a Hoffman Car Wash realization (36:44)

Your summer reminder to be a best dressed wedding guest (46:23)

This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.

THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! Unfortunately I am going to have to take this meeting horizontal...tune into the latest episode to learn which word I spelled wrong in the second grade spelling bee, my thoughts on selling out the next live show at PDT and the best gift to give your dad for Father's Day (hint: it's a AAA membership --for you, not him).

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:04)

Core memories from the second grade spelling bee (3:41)

The best time to be an early bird (7:15)

Thoughts on the next live show...and the next one? (10:18)

Get your summer SPAC tickets with Live Nation (17:48)

Little treat memes (18:53)

A Few Random Things presented by AAA (21:37)

THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! You're going to want to stick around to hear about some big buttons on what we like to call a little "housekeeping episode" but trust me this is exciting housekeeping! Tune in and mark your mother freaking calendars...just saying.

EPISODE NOTES:

ASMR IRL with a nice cold Miller Lite (0:12)

Big cans = big success? (1:48)

If Essentia Water is good enough for the Kardashians, it's good enough for me (3:07)

Nobody Asked Me, But... (4:16)

Three big buttons to get through in today's show (8:26)

It's officially SPAC season with TLC and Shaggy -- get your tickets via Live Nation (9:00)

The Saratoga 25 (11:21)

ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT! (22:53)

A few random things brought to you by Old Brick Furniture (30:20)

Wednesday is the new Tuesday this week...I don't make the rules...well actually I DO! This week, I recap a rainy AF MDW in CLT (enough acronyms?) and some real deal pros and cons of this middle market city. Listen up and giddy the F up for more important, some random things to come in the next couple of weeks.

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But...join me June 20 for Porchsecco at The Porch at Saratoga National (0:13)

Weekend in Charlotte recap (5:11)

My rule about Upstate NY + and the summer months (7:42)

One thing you must do before you visit a new city (15:18)

No NASCAR after all (23:38)

A few random things presented by Hoffman Car Wash (31:01)

Get your first month of unlimited membership and be an Unlimited Girl in an Unlimited World with Hoffman Car Wash! This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.

If a dog shits in the woods and no one is there to throw it in the trash, does the dog really shit at all? THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! Turns out this is NOT the 150th episode nor is it not my next live show...and this is largely due to a human error knowing that my counting skills are on a steep decline with each passing day. Tune into the brand new episode for some fun facts and phrases, a long train of thought about buying expired salad dressing and several new entries to be written in the future book that will be published someday, "Why Do Bad Things Happen to Mediocre People?"

EPISODE NOTES:

Fun facts before the show (0:08)

It is NOT the 150th episode and it is NOT a live show today (1:57)

Make sure to grab your tickets for the Adirondack Wine and Food Festival (4:25) 

Nobody Asked Me, But... (6:16)

Have you ever returned something at a grocery store? (12:13)

Why Do Bad Things Happen to Mediocre People? (22:15)

"Living High on the Hog" (27:47)

Documentary overload (31:00)

My encounter with the Jehovah's Witnesses (33:48)

This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.

Save on your Adirondack Wine and Food Festival tickets by purchasing them here. Also grab your tickets to Saratoga National's Porchsecco Happy Hour on June 20!