The Buttonista Show

Thank God It's TUESDAY! Welcome back to a solo show sippin' the first sip trifecta from The Lodge at Schroon Lake, a gem of a getaway located up North where I am a certified H-O-T-T-I-E according to my first-ever standup set. Tune in for an important announcement about the next live podcast, how I think the standup prep + set really went and of course five more random than usual than random things.

EPISODE NOTES:

First sip trifecta featuring Adirondack ASMR (Always Sippin' Millers, Right?) 

Staycation/vacation at The Lodge at Schroon Lake (1:05)

How I prepped for my first-ever standup set (5:50)

New store PSA: Bobbles and Lace Saratoga (11:29)

LIVE SHOW DETAILS! (24:21)

5 Random Things presented by Pioneer (26:56)

Streaming "Bongos" by Cardi B and Megan The Stallion for the first time (31:29)

Someone buy me back to school sneakers (34:27)

Visit the Pioneer Grand Carnival on September 16 and book a fall getaway at The Lodge at Schroon Lake. AND GET YOUR TICKETS TO THE BUTTONISTA SHOW LIVE FROM JUNE FARMS ON SEPTEMBER 26!

Thank G-O-D it's T-U-E-S-D-A-Y! This week's episode was recorded live on tape from Prime at Saratoga National where I am joined for the very first time by my little sister Brooke. We sit down and chat in a little bit of a zigzag formation to get to know a little more about this off the grid gal who is pretty much my complete opposite but an all around ride of die type of character.

EPISODE NOTES:

It doesn't have to be sunny in Saratoga to go to Prime at Saratoga National (0:28)

Introducing today's guest: my little sister Brooke (0:58)

Hoffman Car Wash is the year-round best place to be (3:02)

Brooke's been off the grid for a MINUTE (5:08)

Her one social media vice (7:18)

Gadget Girl (14:58)

The first time my sister ever felt embarrassed... (25:09)

The worst core childhood memory we both share (29:33)

A local business is up for sale and I think Brooke should buy it (34:00)

Roast or Toast presented by AAA (38:30)

What am I wearing to Guns N' Roses? (51:53)

This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.

Thank God It's Tuesday! Hopefully you notice the slight upgrade in sound quality as the recording process has gotten just a touch more complicated to this DIY podcasting girlie. It's a complicated topic to touch on but it IS the pre-30 crisis that is starting to hit like a giant peach ring weed gummy TBH. Am I ready? Have I done enough? What will I do next?  There is no other decade to-date that you can really look back on and think about the way you can with your 20s. Tune into the full show for a few thoughts on that, what I think of cracking an egg on my own head and where you can find me performing this week and in a few more weeks (and a few more weeks after that). 

EPISODE NOTES:

Calming my OCD tendencies (0:52)

Nobody Asked Me, But... (3:20)

My Sporty & Rich prison uniform (5:52)

Upgrade your at-home setup with Old Brick Furniture (8:11)

The Jehovah's Witnesses have finally upgraded their reading material (11:28)

Stuck on Succession and Elmo Twitter (15:54)

The pre-30 crisis (21:43)

Trying the TikTok egg cracking trend (30:00)

The hottest trend in fashion is...breastmilk jewelry (35:13)

The Buttonista does standup and spelling bees (41:04)

This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.

Get yourself a little bit closer to Chasing Friday with the latest episode of The Buttonista Show. It's time to reminisce about preparing for a college blackout back in the day, come to terms with being a real deal bad texter and possibly being kicked out of the Rent the Runway ambassador program. Listen to the full show for a pop culture roundup and a last minute reminder to purchase your tickets to SPAC for The Philadelphia Orchestra. 

EPISODE NOTES:

A hiccup in the hype for hydration (1:15)

Nobody Asked Me, But... (6:46)

Unpacking being a bad texter (8:47)

I might have critiqued my way out of RTR ambassadorship (21:42)

Toe thumbs (27:06)

Late to the ice roller party (31:16)

Are clear heels and strappy sandals out of style? (33:14)

Pop culture roundup presented by SPAC Saratoga and The Philadelphia Orchestra through August 19 (40:35)

Jimmy Fallon's critical move while crashing Jonas Brothers at Yankee Stadium (41:48)

This just in: Bobby Flay's Saratoga flame is burning out (51:10)

THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! I am feeling good to start the week after literally injecting some Grade-A hydration into my mother freaking veins following a busy, (finally) HAGS-y type of Saratoga weekend. Take a listen for details on the IV treatment process, what's so good about being a hostess with the mostest and to pre-assess some predicted fall fashion trends.

EPISODE NOTES:

ASMR can boost your mood (1:08)

Turns out I do need 8 Greens???? (2:17)

Places I would rather be recording: Prime at Saratoga National (6:14)

Enjoying being an adult: hostess duties on POINT (9:20)

Shout out to bread pudding (13:32)

How to make money at the track (17:24)

My first  IV therapy experience at Complexions Saratoga (21:53)

5 random things presented by Purdy's Discount Wine & Liquor (31:55)

Fall fashion trends on the horizon (41:55)

Mega Millions PSA (52:52)

Next live show date teaser and reminder to get your Buttonista merch  (54:01)

Thank God It's Tuesday! Rabbit rabbit, baby --it's the first of the month and quite possibly the first day of fall by my standards. I. like my drinks cold, my temperatures hot and maybe a little parmesan cheese in my espresso martini (we'll see). Tune into the latest episode where I rattle off my favorite summer beauty and skincare products, answer YOUR questions and dream of getting some fresh produce and gazpacho whipped up STAT. 

Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:39)

No ice needed for your Miller Lite (5:17)

Participate in Pioneer's School Supply Drive until August 11 (9:45)

Thoughts on the man who paid serious bucks to "transform" into a dog (14:08)

Trend alert: the latest espresso martini topping (26:38)

The untimely end of the burrata era (36:51)

Sharing my favorite go-to summer products (40:15)

Answering YOUR questions from Instagram (54:47)

Get your tickets for two great Saratoga events this week: The Saratoga Hospital Foundation's Luau Gala and The Philadelphia Orchestra at Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! Giddy the F up takes on a new meaning in today's show as the "staying in traffic" effect has gone full force after a few...odd? social situations I have found myself in as of late. Also: the disregard of personal appearance while wearing jammies, my suspicions about Hoda and Jenna and how you can get $20 tickets for you and your besties to a SPAC show this summer season.

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:14)

Buttonista merch available now on the Two Buttons Deep Store (4:54)

The Upside App curse (10:25)

Am I the asshole? (17:22)

The Buttonista Gets Someone Kicked Out Of The Victoria Pool (28:00)

5 Random Things presented by Live Nation Concerts at SPAC (48:52)

Declaring my own war on Barbie (59:50)

This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite with a side of Essentia for maximum hydration. Check out Live Nation Concerts at SPAC and get four tickets for $80 when you take advantage of their All In summer promo until August 1.

Thank God It is TUESDAY! Big development to share when it comes to my somewhat newfound fascination with nature and what can truly be seen in this great big animal loving world of ours!! If you manifest it, it will COME! Hang out on the couch avec moi to chat about some pop culture, texting etiquette, spelling etiquette and more, of course.

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But...(0:19)

Story time presented by Old Brick Furniture (2:05)

Hanging out with summer intern Ithaca Elle (5:00)

Shout out Kelly Clarkson (10:36)

Lesson learned: no more suspenseful texts (14:00)

The post-piercing sleeping situation (20:41)

5 Random Things presented by AAA Northway and AAA Hudson Valley (33:33)

Spelling errors galore (36:30)

Thoughts on The 71-year-old Golden Bachelor coming to TV soon (46:05)

This show is best enjoyed by Miller Lite.

Hello, hello, welcome back to the show! When the adrenaline wears off and it's back to the couch I go, there is a FAIR WARNING adjustment period I seem to face time and time again...and we're in the thicc little baddie of it right this second!!! Tune in as I reflect on (not) catching my breath a bit after the in-person performances, to learn where I thought I almost got pulled over recently, thoughts on outfit ideas and attitudes toward the racing season coming up in Saratoga and where you will not catch me DEAD this summer or any other time. This show is best enjoyed with your best version of ASMR ft. Miller Lite.

EPISODE NOTES:

A Word To Our Mother (0:08)

'Tis the season to be sipping Miller Lite (3:37)

Catching up back on the mic (8:18)

Post-live show(s) thoughts (10:49)

The emotional comedown (12:00)

A quick plug for The Bear on Hulu (15:15)

Nobody Asked Me, But... presented by Hoffman Car Wash (22:54)

Vacation FOMO and the return of the Cape Cod sweatshirt (31:02)

5 Random Things presented by Live Nation concerts at SPAC (39:20)

This episode was taped LIVE in front of a sold out audience at PDT Market in downtown Saratoga, where it's always sunny. We play some games, tell some stories, and showcase what I did when I met my all-time idol... Stay tuned for future announcements for live shows happening around the Great Upstate.

EPISODE NOTES:

- Nobody Asked Me, But… (:20)

- First Sip Club (3:40)

- Reflecting on PDT’s past (5:25)

- Reflecting on chef Taylor's past (9:10)

- Hanging out with my idol in Saratoga (17:20)

- The Price is Right (27:15)

- Roast or Toast (34:29)

- Q&A (43:50)

This show is best enjoyed with an ice cold Miller Lite.

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