The Buttonista Show

THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! We're peaking, it's basically peak winter right now and The Buttonista is feeling a huge weight off her shoulders not having to deal with any emotional trauma from what was apparently the craziest weekend in NFL history. So if you spent too much time in front of the TV this weekend watching sports and need to recover with some girl time, tune right into the latest episode of The Buttonista Podcast to start thinking spring with an early fashion trend report and some bonus hot takes along the way.

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:42)

Do you remember this one childhood toy? (2:44)

Manscaped is a safe bet for Valentine's Day (4:45)

Getting an early start on the spring 2022 trend report (10:17)

Is the Buttonista superstitious about pearls? (10:46)

The key to glowing this winter (26:07)

Introducing Mealeo to The Buttonista Podcast (30:21)

The latest I've heard about teens on TikTok (35:25)

A very quick rundown in pop culture (46:55)

Last call for January submissions for the Capital Region's Best Dressed (52:30)

Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite. 
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Thank God It's Tuesday! The Buttonista has officially been chopped and screwed...JK, just chopped (the hair) and screwed (because the hair was chopped before a beyond frigid trip to Buffalo, NY). This week, the Essentia Water is going down smooth as we get caught up on the latest happenings in Buttonista-land.

EPISODE NOTES:

Half-assed Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:20)

Sippin' on pH balanced Essentia Water (1:50)

What I found out when I FINALLY caught up with The Kardashians (2:54)

YouTube TV shaping my watching behavior (3:46)

Chopped and not screwed (6:22)

You can try new trends beyond fashion, but with hair too (9:58)

EDAMAME IS A CERTIFIED BANGER (11:25)

What are Gorgeous Gorgeous Girls? (17:59)

Introducing Mr. Formal Wear to The Buttonista Podcast (18:43)

Biggest food takeaway from Buffalo (21:25)

Coming Soon: The Buttonista Gets Funny (28:49)

I stand with Senator Gillibrand (31:01)

What's the next Buttonista phrase for a spring merch drop? (39:56)

Lead the decision on the future of your man's balls with Manscaped (40:27)

Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite or Essentia Water (SSJ participants only).

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Welcome back to another Tuesday episode of The Buttonista Podcast. Clear head, belly full of ice cream, CAN'T LOSE! Only 8 days into SSJ and some ~*things*~ are happening for better, for worse or to just stay the god damn same. This week, we dive into the effects of not drinking, how to stay #Hydrated with other beverages to pass the time and of course a segue into five very random thoughts and things that might ruin the next viral video you watch online. Grab your headphones, turn on your Bluetooth and step into the surprisingly strange mind of the girl screaming into the mic at times...literally.

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:53)

Late Night with The Buttonista (1:53)

Stock up on Miller Lite to help sales during SSJ (2:22)

IG Clothing Sale recap - stay tuned for spring (3:40)

Faux leather PSA: still in (4:26)

Secret Sober January Update (6:16)

Another acronym...PNC and how it related to SSJ (8:24)

Testing out the new beverage markets (12:55)

A vow to the Nespresso machine (13:36)

PSA: Metabolic Ballston Spa opening soon (15:55)

Delivery wins and shortcomings (17:35)

Manscaped is back, baby! (21:29)

5 Random Things... (24:07)

By the way it's a 7/8 tight all the way, no cankles in '22 (26:12)

RIP Bob Saget (27:28)

Download Acorns and thank me later (32:43)

A shocking (self) discovery about a viral trending video (37:01)

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Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.

Hello, 2022! It's the Buttonista's first episode of the year and we are still in resolution mode. The Buttonista reads and reflects on your promises, and also takes a few minutes to deep dive on a freezing cold start to pop culture in the celeb world.

Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:45)

What's a Sober January really? (3:18)

Officially introducing Metabolic Fitness to the Buttonista Podcast (4:52)

SSJ (7:34)

Your resolutions are MY resolutions (11:23)

Some wild pop culture moments to end the year and start a new one (23:49)

My favorite Impractical Joker is leaving, but is it an opportunity for Senior Buttonista? (28:28)

What's more impressive: Betty White making it to 99 or the Blackberry making it to 2022 (30:50)

Tristan Thompson would be in a much better position if he listened to my advice (35:12)

Planning begins for 2.2.22 (41:15)

Clear the merch and get 22% off the Buttonista Collection (42:20)

Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite or whatever you're sipping out of your #FirstSipClub mug.

HOW DID WE GET HERE? 48 episodes later, this is the FINAL show of the year of the Buttonista Podcast and wow, what a wild ride we've been on. The point here is thank you, thank you and yeah --thank you!!! for following along and listening during this weird-ish year where my only goal has been to make you laugh and entertain you for 45 minutes or so each week. And of course this is a great time to take the opportunity to say...see you next year!

Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:50)

48 out of 52 ain't bad (2:47)

Fun facts about the podcast in 2021 (4:23)

Apple Podcasts vs. Spotify for Buttonista listeners (6:27)

The top 3 episodes of the year  (7:14)

The top moments of the year (12:40)

What I'm most proud of with this stupid podcast and page (23:04)

Looking forward to a few things in 2022 (27:25)

Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite and a glass of wine on the side.

That's it! The final TWO episodes of the Buttonista Podcast are on the horizon,  kicking things off on this fine #TGIT with Episode 69 (nice). And listen,  it's been another shit show of a year but it doesn't mean you to need to put depressing tweets out into the world in the hope to go pandemic-viral.  Today,  there's some talk about last minute holiday gifts, Christmas menus and  what it's REALLY all about as a friendly little reminder from your favorite 4'11" elf.

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:01)

Introducing a third Miller Lite style to the can vs. bottle debate (2:10)

Enough with the cheesy pandemic-related tweets (4:44)

I hate how much I love a fanny pack (6:40)

Sweater vests and a new career path for the Buttonista in 2022 (8:36)

A reminder about Sock Proposal Season (10:34)

The "last minute" Christmas gift (14:09)

Curb Your Enthusiasm at your Local TJ Maxx (17:12)

Best places to take a bathroom break while shopping (25:08)

Christmas menu in the Buttonista Household (33:51)

Last chance for pre-holiday Buttonista merch (40:37)

The big Two Buttons Deep surprise (41:57)

You can make $100K selling your bottled farts online (45:35)

Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.

Little Miss British Buttonista is back practicing her accent and trying to spread a little positivity with a podcast recorded first thing (well, post-first sip) in the morning. This week, we get right into it and confront the unwanted reality of having to mask up again in New York State as the Grinch descends upon the Capital Region just in time for Christmas.

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:06)

Pre-holiday anxiety (1:46)

Unfiltered thoughts on the new mask mandate (3:40)

Summing up the situation with Soulja Boy (9:18)

Your favorite diners in the Capital Region (12:57)

Weeping at the Nail Salon brought to you by the Times Union (20:16)

Am I repeating myself too much? (22:04)

Ranking the different ways to soak off ANC (23:38)

What happens when you mix water and electricity (27:22)

Say it together: "Your balls with thank you!" (32:54)

Gifts for men that will also benefit you this holiday season (37:52)

Shop The Buttonista Collection on the Two Buttons Deep Store (49:18)

Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite and a digital subscription to the Times Union.

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HELLO AND WELCOME BACK! Giddy up, take a first sip and bear with the Buttonista as she works through a few sound hiccups in a new setup in front of the Christmas tree to keep the holiday spirit alive and a'kickin. From Marry Me Chicken to Make a Wish, childhood memories to picking up a new national sponsor, it's always an interesting, unpredictable train ride when you tune into a new show on the holy day, #ThankGodItsTuesday. As always, thank you for being here and don't forget to subscribe so you never miss an episode and review the shit out of the show just to be nice!!!

EPISODE NOTES:

The "Happy Place" (0:15)

Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:04)

A flashback into the Buttonista's childhood performances (3:50)

Cancel the stigma of being the center of attention!!! (4:58)

Breaking news from the Times Union: The Albany West Elm is closing (8:52)

QUICK holiday update, I swear (18:52)

Make a Wish: Holiday Girls Night (20:33)

The real reason the real Christmas tree turned out so well (22:18)

The Buttonista is going #National and getting MANSCAPED! (25:39)

Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.

We gotta stop this train (25:58)

Making "Marry Me Chicken" (31:47)

Whatever you do, don't get your fashion advice from Selling Sunset on Netflix (37:15)

This is the first-ever mini(ish) episode of the Buttonista Podcast, affectionately titled Chasing Friday for a special end-of-week release. The BUTTONISTA is here to answer all of your Christmas and holiday-related questions as we continue to gear up for the most wonderful freakin' time of year.

HOLIDAY TRADITIONS (2:41)

PARDON THE INTERRUPTION (10:22)

THOUGHTS ON SECRET SANTA (15:12)

LOCAL EXPERIENCE GIFTS (24:57)

HOLIDAY EVENTS AND NEW YEAR'S EVE PLANS (30:40)

Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.

Episode mother freaking 65 coming your way on the holy day, #ThankGodItsTuesday. This week, the Buttonista is EXCITED to officially launch some limited edition Buttonista merchandise for you to rep your favorite weekly podcast in the 518 and beyond. We're talking about the one product she can't live without, who in her family is putting her early bird reputation to shame, and of course taking some time to answer some (key word: some) of the questions from Instagram this week. THIS PART IS IMPORTANT - stay tuned for a MINI(ish) episode coming later this week to get to the rest. See you BEFORE next Tuesday!

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:52)

Buttonista merchandise on sale now (3:05)

The Dyson Dilemma and why you need a cordless vacuum in your life (9:00)

Senior Buttonista - The Ultimate Early Bird (10:12)

When will "lefty shaming" end?! (16:33)

A very nervous dog mom moment (19:02)

Your questions answered, brought to you by the Times Union  (24:30)

Question 1: Update on the Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian situation (25:25)

Question 2: Is there an appropriate age to have kids? "LOL" (33:10)

Question 3: What's in (and out) for home decor for 2022? (48:14)

I DIDN'T GET TO THE REST OF THE QUESTIONS!!!! HOLIDAY EDITION MINI EPISODE COMING LATER THIS WEEK (59:15)

Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.