The Complete Disaster Podcast

If you haven't seen the latest episode of 1923, you might want to hold off on this episode. We also spoil what happens to people who take steroids their whole lives. Talk about a bad ending. And speaking of bad endings, that "prison" place sounds rather unpleasant. Makes you wonder why so many people keep going there.

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If you ever order something, keep an eye on that tracking information. You never know when it might enter a portal into purgatory. At that point, you should probably call someone. You should also call someone if you find a Yorkie that's been on the lam for five years. What you shouldn't do is micromanage your LDL. Live healthy and stop worrying so much.

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It was the year 2012. "Tesla" meant some weirdo who did crazy stuff with electricity. Wait, that's still what it means. It also meant people on social media almost killed themselves for clicks. Oh, that's still happening too. Okay, I guess basically nothing has changed.

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All this celebrity death has gotten us thinking: when's the last time you went to the doctor? For Bob, there was no more putting it off, which is why he joined us a solid 20 minutes into his appointment time. But it's okay, because doctors are never on time.

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This episode features an early guest appearance by Costaki. Can you guess what we talked about? Yes, it's about how Minnesota teams are bad. But you know what isn't bad? Fixing cleft palates. They're still at it, so why not go donate to them? Henry Dittman is still at it too, recently reprising his role as Kabuto Yakushi in Naruto, a role he was old hat at back when this episode first aired.

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Before he was a government official, Frank was a talk show host. We take that to mean Donald Trump will be appointing us to an important position any moment now. In order to help the process along, we'll utilize the power of prayer, much like Magic Johnson did. I wonder if PRAIDS ever managed to make its way into Myq's act?

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Did you know that Pat Boone did a song about Speedy Gonzales? We thought about it because Sofia's last name is also Gonzales. We are unaware of any popular cartoon characters named Mustillo, so that didn't come up.

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Did you know that in 2012, New Jersey had the most billionaires per capita? That may no longer be true; things change. And speaking of things changing, maybe don't Google what Jim's been up to since he was on our show. Feel free to look up DDP though, because while he's no longer in the ring, his yoga program hasn't gone anywhere. Like, in a good way. It hasn't left. You know what I mean.

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This episode marks the first time Costaki was a regular on our show, which is pretty cool. Less cool is infiltrating drug rings and pretending to be one of them, knowing that a single slip-up could mean a brutal death. Unless you're into that sort of thing, I guess.

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Every so often, a movie that's so weird it defies explanation comes out. Death of a Unicorn is one such movie. Whether the Minecraft movies turns out the same way remains to be seen. Mike Lindell is less concerned with weird movies and more concerned with the deep state, which sounds like something from a movie but sadly, it is not.

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