There's a party in 14th Century Europe, and everybody's invited!

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What's that out there in the distance? A fish? A whale? A SEA SERPENT?! No, it's just the conclusion to our latest two part series!

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Murder! Monsters! Lifeboats! This one's got it all.

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Buckle up your crazy belts, 'cuz we're going off the rails on a crazy train to crazy town!

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In 2004, three men were arrested in London. Their crime was attempting to purchase material to build a nuclear bomb. But most everyone agrees that material does not exist.

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This is The Tale of Lord Timothy Dexter: The Luckiest Asshole in History.

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On the morning of May 8th, 1902, Ludgar Sylbaris awoke in jail alone. And then the world ended.

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The special spring break surprise is here! Join Heather for a journey into the sad side of the happiest place on Earth.

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Watch yourself: the wars only get stupider from here.

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At its best, war is terrible, wasteful, regrettable and necessary. At its worst, it's just fucking stupid.

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