Wanna know what happens when four degenerates with low testosterone and bad judgment get together to solve legal dilemmas, talk porn algorithms, and debate the ethics of peeing yourself for Nine Inch Nails? Welcome to Episode 39.

🧠 Ian drops Random Facts about signal lights, milk, medieval words, and porn search stats.

🥵 Mikey diagnoses everyone with Irritable Male Syndrome, aka Male PMS, and the crew takes the highly scientific IMS symptom quiz like broken middle-aged men in denial.

🧼 The waxing countdown is on: Stroke’s ass will be waxed soon. But first, can we find a waxer willing to handle his...situation?

🍆 We talk gangbang queens, mommy milkers, foot-fucking for gay men, and whether Jenn would be a total man whore if she had a dick (spoiler: yes).

But it's not all foot fetishes and male menopause

🧑‍⚖️ The episode, we welcome our new show lawyer for the first-ever "Rick In The Law" segment:

• Can you sue your ex for giving you herpes?

• What happens if you fart-trap your friends in a truck?

• Can you fake being a lawyer to scare a landlord?

• And why lighting your car on fire might be smarter than letting cops search it.

🚽 We play Florida or Not

🙏 Then we head into the Confessional:

👀 No felon dating game this week because Jenn forgot. She’s drunk. Probably. Again.

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• Infusion Taproom – Home of craft beer that doesn't taste like ass.

📸 If you’re at Aftershock — Saturday at 3pm at the Aftershock sign. Group photo with the Dammits. Also Look for the bartender with the gay flamingo for a free NTDS sticker!ikouy