A professional phone sex operator joins the show and immediately traumatizes everyone with stories of locked dicks, cum bottles, humiliation kinks, and clients who pay extra just to cry. Stroke’s daughter questions the Black Santa takeover, Ian gets hustled with counterfeit silver, and everyone tests out the phrase "ovary walls" on their partners with disturbingly horny results.

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

• Stroke brings a new Black Santa to the collection and gets culturally reclassified.
• Mikey retells a school nativity play gone full James Earl Jones.
• Ian accepts a karaoke bribe in the form of fake silver and exacts brutal revenge.
• The gang texts their partners “ovary walls” and chaos (and back blowouts) ensue.
• Listener voicemails include math pickup lines and a kid yelling “African American!” at the Boardwalk
• A listener's girlfriend wants to swing, and nobody wants to be the ugly half.
• “Misheard Lyrics” becomes the dumbest game ever invented (and Mikey regrets it instantly).
• A man swallows a Fabergé egg pendant and becomes New Zealand’s most glamorous turd watch.
• The NTDS crew meets Danni D, a former phone sex operator with stories that will destroy your faith in humanity and maybe your gag reflex.

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