Roger Ebert is dead, and the Cute Ones do their best to apply for his job. But Donny doesn’t need Rog’s job to talk poorly about this week’s movie, “The One I Love” (Don’t worry - he hasn’t heard of it, either.) Along the way, they discuss Chelsea’s ability to be the final girl, guest books in vacation homes, cuckolding, and ugly people on OKCupid. How’s that for predictabilality? 

Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you.

Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org

The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org

LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com

Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org

Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com

DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org

LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters

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