Today on the show - we come out of the blocks red hot with some nude gardening chat from Mel, and boy oh boy, the text machine goes beserk...

Mulls has all his nightmares, well some would call dreams, come to fruition within about 12 seconds, and Producer Ryan char-grills everyone in his best Research Ryan of all time.

Strap ya'self in, she's an absolute doooooozy!