3.00 – Tim story re: Ascot Vale leisure centre – Essendon would go there for training

- often there were jockeys in there

- the jockeys would rub salt into each other

5.00 – Do you like saunas?

- Tim finds them too hot

6.00 – How Tim helped Suzie through some car issues this week

11.00 – When Garry/Tim are keynote speakers

- Tim does a lot of preparation, Garry, not so much

- Tim’s first gag didn’t work when he was at Spud’s lunch last week

16.00 – Spud’s lunch discussion

17.00 – Tim on the worst public speech he’s done

20.00 – Fires

- Males seem to love fires. Lighting a fire, bbqs, bonfires

- Garry story on his kids lighting a fire when they were young

25.00 – Cricket

- Tim’s interest isn’t as high as it once was

- Garry is really invested in this Ashes series

29.00 – Garry story about playing in the David Boon Testimonial

- Made a brilliant 52

- Thought he was getting a standing ovation, but they were cheering for Boony

37.00 – The Logies

- Advice for Sam Pang (as host)

48.00 – Farming, for Kubota

- Deer fences

- Fishing

- Garry told a couple of fishing stories – lost three anchors in one trip

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1.30 – Tim’s footy reunion

- You don’t talk about the game itself, you talk about the journey and the great stories

- Tim told a story of a joke he told before the 1993 Grand Final

6.00 – Garry’s leadership

- How he pumped up the players before the game – lots of swearing! Pumped them up but then one day the door didn’t open

9.00 – FIGHT MND

- Tim says he hasn’t seen a more emotional tribute to anybody than the guard of honour for Neale Daniher on Monday (Tim says he wasn’t at the G for EJ)

- Tim spoke to Neale since – and he says Neale felt the love

- Amazing how we’re celebrating the now for Neale Daniher, usually we do the reflecting after someone as passed

- Neale’s mind is still razor sharp – which is quite cruel

- Neale Daniher stories

- Garry told some great stories about how Neale put it on him to get on the park and properly train/play – rather than rehab

23.00 – Garry’s retirement and Neale’s role in it

30.00 – Which body part are you most happy with?

- Garry says his hair

- Chat about Joel Selwood and his alignment with MOSH

- The guys spoke about a grooming tip

41.00 – Farming, for Kubota

- How to bury a Kangaroo

46.00 – Quick Fire Rabbit Holes

- Garry’s relationship with the MCC

- Brayshaw named highest paid media performer in the AFL by Nathan Brown… Ahead of Garry 

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4 minutes – Reunions

10 minutes – Game shows

19 minutes – School development

20 minutes – Losing hair

• Garry asks Tim if he has ever thought about going down the path of doing something about his hair

38 minutes – Discussion re: The Chimp Empire

42 minutes – Training your dog

44 minutes – Eye cream

46 minutes – Farming, for Kubota

52 minutes – Quick Fire Rabbit Holes

• The origins of the huddle

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2.30 – Discussion on your scent

- What cologne do you use?

7.30 – Greetings

- How do you answer a phone

- How to do greet somebody you haven’t seen for a while

- Tim explained an awkward exchange from yesterday, with Libbi Gore

- Garry thought it was someone he knew better than he did

- Male handshake – the American styled grip has come in

15.00 – Comfort food

- Veggie soup, toasted ham cheese tomato with the crust cut off, dunkable biscuit

- what are the best dunking biscuits

22.00 – The earthquake

- Tim slept through it

- Garry woke up in a state of confusion

27.00 – Milestones

- Steele Sidebottom injury on his 300th

- Garry’s 200th – pulled out the night before – he flew up, there was a banner, but his back was no good

- Tim did a hamstring in his 300th

30.00 – Teammates

- Garry spoke about playing with Brian Wilson

37.00 – Farming, for Kubota

- Garry got his chainsaw fixed

- Tim’s tips for rural people and their woodsplitters

- Going electric on the farm

40.00 – Quick Fire Rabbit Holes – for TJM

- Hawks investigation

- How long since you’ve been overseas

- NBA finals 

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0.30 – Welcome – discussion about Garry’s trip to Cobram Estate

- Garry now an expert on Olive Oil

- Eric Bana, Dylan Buckley, Brendon Fevola all went along

- Nick Riewoldt hosted

12.00 – The plane trip

- There was an incident at the Essendon airport – Tim worried for Garry!

16.00 – Flying interstate to footy games for broadcasts

- MMM used to get their own chartered flight

- Huddo jumped in with MMM one day as his wife was in labour!

18.00 – The Chimp Empire

- A show that Garry and Tim are watching on Netflix

23.00 – Chat about tyres and cars

28.00 – Big Bills House

- Garry’s story about The Footy Show, where they did the ‘Big Bills House’ skit

- Warwick Capper entered – Garry had to impersonate him

35.00 – Sam’s gift to Garry for his 40th

- They went to Vegas – Sam kept a diary and gave it to Garry when they got home

40.00 – FARMING, for Kubota

- Starting a fire

- Process of collecting wood

- Garry nearly burnt down the Mornington Peninsula national park

- Have a fire safety plan

45.00 – Quick Fire Rabbit Holes, for TJM

- Do you dress to impress?

- Charlotte Hornets value going down for not getting pick #1

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0.30 – Tim went to a funeral yesterday

- If Tim passes before Garry, Tim is happy to allocate a 10 minute spot for Garry at the funeral

- Wants Garry to start sombre and heavy, but then bring them home with a big laugh at the end

- Garry says it’s one of the great signs of respect to go to a funeral

9.00 – Garry’s neighbours

- The lady downstairs is a pianist

- She plays at 9:30pm – too late for Garry

10.45 – How many ‘besties’ do you have?

- Tim says it started big, but now about 3

- If you can get through life with 3 or 4, you’ve done well

14.00 – Moods

- Garry and Tim know each other’s moods well

23.00 – Garry story re: staying at Ian Dicker’s place in Aspen with Hutchy

30.00 – Massages

- Tim has often seen a masseuse since playing footy

38.00 – Mark Cuban re: NBA players checking their phone at half time

- Played audio from a TED Talk interview he did

46.00 – Stories about coaches

- Denis Pagan, Slug Jordan

47.00 – Famring, for Kubota

- Update on Garry’s mower

50.00 – Quick Fire Rabbit Holes

- Robert De Niro has his seventh child at 79 years of age

- Blue Wiggle wants to buy the Wests Tigers

- Jacob Van Rooyen tribunal 

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1 minute – Stories about Dwayne Russell

4 minutes – Cologne

11 minutes – Ferreting

• The excitement of it – not a kid in the world that wouldn’t enjoy it

12 minutes – Tim’s enjoyment for matchmaking shows

• Farmer Wants A Wife, Indian Match Maker, MAFS

17 minutes – Using Google to fix things

• Garry used it to help fix his chainshaw

20 minutes – ‘All Modesty Aside’

• Tim told the story about his Escort Cup goal, leaping over the pack

27 minutes – Tim re: junior trip to Ireland

38 minutes – Farming, for Kubota

• Tim’s leaking dam

45 – Quick Fire Rabbit Holes, for TJM

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1 minute – Checking Tyres

5 minutes – Tim’s job at a servo in Dimboola

• Favourite hamburger fillings

14 minutes – Tim’s chat with a cab driver

18 minutes – When Garry’s dad won 1st division in 1986

22 minutes – Garry’s trip to Gallipoli

27 minutes – Tim’s trip to the UK with Jobe

• Went to a Chelsea match with their Chairman, Ken Bates

36 minutes – Nick Kyrgios drink ‘Alive’

38 minutes – When Garry met Muhammad Ali

45 minutes – Chat about Ryan Reynolds and Wrexham

52 minutes – Farming for Kubota

• Chat about ducks

54 minutes – Quick Fire Rabbit Holes for TJM

• Barry Humphries passing 

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