The Spooky Linings Playlist

The unnamed demon haunting Katie and Micah is the least scary thing happening in 2007’s Paranormal Activity. The contents of Micah’s fridge, sleeping with the door open, and Katie’s obsessive arts and crafts are just some of the horrifying factors that make up this incredibly dull movie. That being said, our episode is anything but. Come on in and hear us discuss Dustin’s “Doritos school project” story, the modified Doritovico, and of course, what Micah’s favorite flavor of Doritos is.  All of that and more in this hilarious episode featuring guest Ashley McGlothren. Did we mention Doritos?

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Paranormal Activity stars Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat, and Mark Fredrichs. Directed by Oren Peli.

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We’re slowing things down a bit this week to talk about yet another Stephen King adaptation; this time it’s 1983’s The Dead Zone starring Christopher Walken. With about four seasons of television worth of material crammed into a less than two hour film, this one’s got a lot going on. But fear not; eat your cookies, take our hand, and look deep into our episode as we discuss the film as well as how not to clean your windshield during a storm, how this movie is strikingly similar to The Room, and of course, Christopher Walken impressions.

The Dead Zone (1983) stars Christopher Walken, Brooke Adams, Martin Sheen, Herbert Lom, and Tom Skeritt. Directed by David Cronenberg.

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If the original Dawn of the Dead is the quintessential zombie movie, the 2004 remake from Zack Snyder is its Monster-drinking, Vans wearing, JUULpod vaping cousin. While it’s an entertaining ride with some nasty kills and fun moments, there’s little to nothing happening in this film of any substance; and God help you if you’re a female character in this movie. But nevertheless, we’re duty bound to rip open this aggro zombie flick and let is infect us as we discuss Ana’s bizarre rubber ducky collection, Nathan conspicuous sexiness, the ultimate crossover with the Crank universe, and much, much more. Not to mention what is quite possibly our most insane intro ever. All of that and more in this week’s episode. Get ready to die!

Dawn of the Dead (2004) stars Mekhi Phifer, Sarah Polley, Jake Weber, Ving Rhames, Michael Kelly, Kim Poirier, Ty Burrell, and Kevin Zegers. Directed by Zack Snyder.

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There wouldn’t be zombies as we know them without the one who started it all - The Godfather of the Dead himself - George A Romero. And while Night of the Living Dead was an incredible introduction to the world of zombies, nothing stands toe-to-toe with his follow-up a decade later. Dawn of the Dead from 1978 is the pinnacle of zombie movies that still has a message that is relevant to this day. So walk (don’t run) to join us as we tear open this movie to see what it’s really about, including how we’d defend ourselves during a zombie apocalypse, the story of Scott Reiniger’s knighting as an Afghan prince, Mallie’s “kill kink”, and a hell of a lot more.

Dawn of the Dead (1978) stars David Emge, Ken Foree, Scott Reiniger, and Gaylen Ross. Directed by George A. Romero.

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We’re (finally) on the eve of Halloween Kills, so it seems only fitting that we take a look back at one of the greatest slashers films in recent memory with David Gordon Green’s Halloween from 2018. This movie oozes with style and slick direction, and it’s truly one of the best legesequels around. But there’s so, so much to talk about (as evidenced by the nearly 3 hour runtime of our episode), so as Hawkins tells Sartain in this film: buckle up. Halloween lover-not-expert JT Kelly returns as we have the important discussions like what brand of peanut butter Michael likes best, what’s going on with Gerard Way’s toenails, and our pitch for Halloween: Knives Out starring Daniel Craig and…Daniel Craig. It’s all waiting for you!

Halloween (2018) stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Judy Greer, Andi Matichak, Will Patton, Virginia Gardner, Nick Castle, Miles Robbins, Toby Huss, and Jefferson Hall. Directed by David Gordon Green.

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It’s official: we’re back in spooky season! If you’re a fan of our show, you know that in October we like to cover all things horror, and while 2020’s Possessor directed by Brandon Cronenberg isn’t the scariest movie, it’s certainly horrific. This art house sci-fi thriller is a fantastic addition to the Cronenberg family legacy, so strap on your goggles and take a dive with us as we pitch the spin-off film Processor, hear the story of Nathan watching the film with his parents, uncover what this film stole from the Scooby-Doo movie, and a hell of a lot more with special guest (and totally not a serial killer) Josh Browning from The VHS Files Podcast.

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Possessor stars Andrea Riseborough, Christopher Abbott, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Sean Bean, Tuppence Middleton, Rossif Sutherland, Gabrielle Graham, and Kaniehtiio Horn. Directed by Brandon Brandon Cronenberg.

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With his next film Dune on the horizon, Denis Villeneuve is a director that “doesn’t miss”. And Prisoners is no exception. An incredibly well-paced thriller that covers the difficult subject matter of child abduction, excruciating torture, and toxic masculinity, this is one of best directed, shot, and acted films around. Returning guest Coby Evans joins us to dissect the film and its many facets, plus we ask the big questions: is Hugh Jackman secretly Jason Voorhees? Could Jake Gyllenhaal be any hotter? Is Alex the scamp of the film? Tune in to hear the answers to those questions and more.

Prisoners stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Hugh Jackman, Paul Dano, Maria Bello, Melissa Leo, Viola Davis, and Terrence Howard. Directed by Denis Villeneuve.

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Boy, where to start on this one. While Prince is undeniably a musical genius that comes along once a generation, his acting skills…not so much. Is Under the Cherry Moon even a movie? Is Prince the femme fatale of the film? Are Tricky and Christopher brothers, cousins, or lovers? There’s so many questions left unanswered, but we’ll try to figure things out the best we can. Plus, we’ll discuss the insane story behind the movie’s premiere, who should play Prince in the biopic, how James Cameron may have been influenced by the film, and much, much more in this insanely silly episode.

Under the Cherry Moon stars Prince, Jerome Benton, Steven Berkoff, Emmanuelle Sallet, Alexandra Stewart, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Francesca Annis. Directed by Prince.

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There are a lot of themes running throughout 2020’s Promising Young Woman; we’re just not sure what the ultimate message is. That being said, this is a film that places an uncomfortable mirror in front of the viewer and forces you to look into it. And we’ll do our best to try to look inward and address the many problems with the film and ourselves with returning guest Jennie Lee. We’ll also discuss the quintessential home decor of your typical East LA douchebag, our Bo Burnham/Freddy Krueger musical pitch, sexist golf clubs, and much more. And lastly; it’s totally okay to not like this movie.

Warning: this episode covers the topics of sexual assault and other acts of domestic abuse. If you or someone you know has been a victim of sexual assault or abuse, the National Sexual Assault Hotline is 1-800-656-HOPE (4673).

Promising Young Woman stars Carey Mulligan, Bo Burnham, Alison Brie, Adam Brody, Connie Britton, Jennifer Coolidge, Laverne Cox, Max Greenfield, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Sam Richardson, Molly Shannon, Clancy Brown, Chris Lowell, and Steve Monroe. Directed by Emerald Fennell.

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2002’s Resident Evil directed by Paul W. S. Anderson caused a ripple effect amongst the gaming franchise’s fanbase that divided the community seemingly in half. While some appreciate the attempt to expand the property beyond the video game consoles, others ridicule the film for what would come after it; a slew of near-lifeless, uninspired, high budget, schlocky sequels that left a bad taste in many a RE fan’s mouth. That being said, there’s still a lot of good in Anderson’s first outing that needs to be reevaluated. So as the release of Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City draws ever near, we’re doing just that. Come along with us as we discuss Nathan’s love for Korn, which celebrity would most likely be the Wesker of real life, sentient blood, and a plethora of other insane topics all while joined by esteemed guest and Resident Evil guru Nick (better known as Neptune) from The Resident Evil Podcast!

Resident Evil stars Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Eric Mabius, James Purefoy, and Martin Crewes. Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson.

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