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Chelsea is wigless and Donny’s wearing his fanciest Italian fashions from Forever 21 - it’s the start of a new era, Chicken Cadoodles (derogatory). Besides their makeovers, they discuss Disney Channel Original Movies and moving to Connecticut, eat avocado toast (THERE’S NEVER ANY TIME!), and brainstorm reality show ideas starting with “Let’s K*ll All Women.” Then, the Cute Ones mourn the break-up of Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker (even though they’re still together). When it comes time to discuss their For You pages, it’s… a lot of what you’d expect: pirate shanties, shirtless men, and erotic Furbies. Also, if you’re not decorating with pinecones, you’re on the wrong side of history. Oh yeah, and they watch 2009’s “The Stepford Wives.” 

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