Wow guys -- we made it! Consider us the lucky ducks. On today's episode, Mercury is still in retrograde and a lot of stuff is weird. Topics covered include:

- How to respond when someone says "you look tired"

- Being bullied by your parents and the internet in the same day -- cute!

- New segment: SHOW AND TELL!

- Giving the globe some Palo Santo

- Fuckboi Theater

- Where to find data on all the armed conflicts happening in the world (The Geneva Academy)

And a reading from STEP 4 of RJ Spina’s Ascend The Frequencies Healing Technique tucked inside his book, “Supercharged Self Healing.” This step is called "Commanding Creator Consciousness." To hear me read the rest of this chapter, you can subscribe to the “Just Here To Listen” level of my Patreon for $5/mo at:

www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson

Follow me on social media - @KrystynaHutch

Follow Mikey - @MikeCoscarelli

Upcoming Dates:

• [LA] May 11th - Live GWF Recording for Netflix Is A Joke festival - Tickets available at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch

If you're reading this, you survived the eclipse! Hooray, nothing weird happened. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads:

- mercury: woof!

- Food delivery apps: only good for stoners

- The docu-series, "Quiet On Set" and love to Ariana Grande and Amanda Bynes <3

- FUCKBOI THEATER

- Three men who are so great, to even out the FB-ness: Coleman Hughes, Ramy Youssef, and Drake Bell

To hear me read Step 3 of RJ Spina's Ascend The Frequencies Healing Technique tucked inside his book, “Supercharged Self Healing," you can subscribe to the “Just Here To Listen” level of my Patreon for $5/mo at:

www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson

Follow me on social media - @KrystynaHutch

Follow Mikey *and rent his podcast studio!* - @MikeCoscarelli

Upcoming Dates:

• [LA] May 11th - Live GWF Recording for Netflix Is A Joke festival 

Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch

Happy Easter to those who hunt for plastic eggs filled with money or chocolate in their backyards! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, your adult child host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, takes you on a tour through her mind with headlines like:

And a reading from STEP 2 of RJ Spina’s Ascend The Frequencies Healing Technique tucked inside his book, “Supercharged Self Healing.” To hear me read the rest of this chapter, you can subscribe to the “Just Here To Listen” level of my Patreon for $5/mo at:

www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson

Follow me on social media - @KrystynaHutch

Follow Mikey - @MikeCoscarelli

Upcoming Dates:

• [LA] May 11th - Live GWF Recording for Netflix Is A Joke festival - Tickets available at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch

Earth is hard! Thanks for being here. On today’s episode, your adult-child Voice In Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is fresh off her drive to Williamsburg, BK where she revisited the passionate grunge days of the 90’s by way of Pearl Jam and Live. So dramatic. Other topics discussed include:

And a reading from STEP 1 of RJ Spina’s Ascend The Frequencies Healing Technique tucked inside his book, “Supercharged Self Healing.” To hear me read the rest of this chapter, you can subscribe to the “Just Here To Listen” level of my Patreon for $5/mo at:

www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson

Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch

Follow Mikey! @MikeCoscarelli

Cool Upcoming Dates:

• [LA] May 11th - Live GWF Recording for Netflix Is A Joke festival 

Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch

Check-out my Amazon Affiliant List:

https://www.amazon.com/shop/krystynahutch

You lived to see another week and we’re here for it! On today’s episode, your trusty Voice In Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discusses how the opposite feeling of that creepy republican lady (Katie Britt) is Sydney Sweeney’s sweet, sweet boobies. I mean good lord, what knockers. Other important items discussed include:

And a reading from Chapter 2 of RJ Spina’s “Supercharged Self Healing.” To hear me read the rest of this chapter (and chapter 3) you can subscribe to my Patreon at:

www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson

Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch

Follow Mikey! @MikeCoscarelli

Upcoming Live Dates:

Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch

• March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room (headlining)

Check-out my Amazon Affiliant List:

https://www.amazon.com/shop/krystynahutch

You’re here! Go ‘head! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, we’re covering some much needed ground on these momentous concepts and experiences:   

 ⁃ Receiving validation that you’re in a good place and unafraid to die    

⁃ Too Comfortable Crying    

⁃ “Silly people ask questions, stupid people don’t.”    

⁃ The piece of mind that comes with knowing you’ve already experienced the worst breakup of your life.    

⁃ A reading on Chapter 1 from RJ Spina’s book, “Supercharged Self Healing” called Understanding The Invincible, Total You

Join my Patreon group Share-apy or sign up for the “Just Here To Listen” level for $5/mo that includes bonus readings from Supercharged Self Healing 

www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson 

Upcoming Live Dates: Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch     

⁃March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room (headlining)

Check-out my Amazon List: https://www.amazon.com/shop/krystynahutch (https://www.amazon.com/shop/krystynahutch)

Happy Monday, honey. Thanks for surviving another thrilling week on planet earth so that you can listen to my important thoughts on these important things:

    ⁃    Who helped you at Sephora? WHO?!

    ⁃    Filling out my application for a Ride-Along with the NYPD

    ⁃    Lotta kids getting puppies in the days of social media… hmm…

    ⁃    Conquering my Achilles heel: comments on Instagram

    ⁃    We’re (I’m) putting the Artist’s Way on pause while I spend the next few weeks reading from my girl Pema Chodron’s book “How We Live is How We Die” because these are words of wisdom the world needs first.

Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch

See me live! Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch

    ⁃    Jan. 20th | NYC | The *live premiere* of my new show “Wait, What?!” | MCM Studios

    ⁃    Feb. 1st | NYC | The Midnight Theater | Guys We Fcked Live

    ⁃    Feb. 9, 10 | Hasbrouck Heights, NJ | Banana’s Comedy Club

    ⁃    Feb. 14th | Los Angeles, CA | The Comedy Store | Guys We Fcked: Live

    ⁃    March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room

Join my Patreon group Share-apy:

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Want to advertise on the show? Send all inquiries to Mike at [email protected]

Coming to you from the very haunted Slickback Studios! Yes, that's right. Your girl is the proud owner of an EMF reader. And now she's a ghost hunter. Other topics covered on today's episode of The Voices In Our Head include:

- LA's sense of urgency 

- My ego doensn't have to die (yay!)

- I have the impulse control of a toddler

- A few fun nightmares from 23&me

- FUCKBOI THEATER: Friends Edition

- The suicide hotline is in dire need of volunteers

- An intro to the next book I'm doing a deep dive on: SUPERCHARGE SELF-HEALING by RJ Spina. This guy knows what the hell he's talking about. If you're interested in being a listener I "check-in" with through the month of March while we read this book together, DM me on Instagram baby! @KrystynaHutch

See me live! 

Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch

Join my Patreon for bonus content and Group Share-apy:

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Greetings, earthlings, and congrats on not killing yourself.! I’m glad you’re here and can listen to me talk about these life affirming topics:

    ⁃    Men love three things: tiny, fat pussies. Am I wrong?

    ⁃    Being able to tell which dog owner at the dog park as some lingering sexual trauma it’s ok girl it happens to most of us unfortunately

    ⁃     Parents who can’t (don’t want to) stop criticizing their children

    ⁃    Happy Birthday to me (Feb. 19th) if you want to give me a birthday present here is what I want from you, as the title of this episode suggests: go do something kind for a stranger and don’t tell anyone about it. Keep it between you and you. It’ll help the world out, I swear.

Listen to my debut stand-up comedy album “GOOD GIRL, BARBARA” on Spotify and Apple Music.

See me live!

Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch

    ⁃    Feb. 14th | Los Angeles, CA | The Comedy Store | Guys We Fcked 8pm + 10:30pm

    ⁃    Feb. 25th | NYC | “Wait, What?!” Live (link coming soon)

    ⁃    March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room (headlining)

Join my Patreon group Share-apy:

www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson

Want to advertise on the show? Send all inquiries to Mike at [email protected]

Hello and Godspeed. I’m on one this week and I blame it on ketosis. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, I expand on these concepts, so you don’t have to!

    ⁃     Rico Nasty and my undying love for women who lean into their rage

    ⁃    Pubes but on my head

    ⁃    The power of hanger and where to unleash it

    ⁃    FUCKBOI THEATER

    ⁃    The Confederacy lasted 4 whole years, guys

    ⁃    A final reading from our girl Pema Chodron and her book “How We Live Is How We Die”

Listen to my debut stand-up comedy album “GOOD GIRL, BARBARA” on Spotify and Apple Music.

See me live!

Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch

    ⁃    Feb. 14th | Los Angeles, CA | The Comedy Store | Guys We Fcked 8pm + 10:30pm

    ⁃    Feb. 25th | NYC | “Wait, What?!” Live (link coming soon)

    ⁃    March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room (headlining)

Join my Patreon group Share-apy:

www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson

Want to advertise on the show? Send all inquiries to Mike at [email protected]