The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

By Krystyna HutchinsonComedy

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson episodes

November 20, 2023 Episode #97-WALK YOUR CAT!
Happy Monday, honey and congrats on not killing yourself! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads:
  ⁃  Killers Of The Flower Moon: who knew Leo could be mid?!
  ⁃  A cleaning Life Hack that’ll leave you with the moistest hands.
  ⁃  Dancing with judgement about you walking your cat.
  ⁃  Fuckboi Theater: Car Seat Edition
  ⁃  How to handle Thanksgiving with your family.
  ⁃  A reading from Harriet Lerner’s book, “Why Won’t You Apologize?” about when to accept the olive branch.

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Come see Guys We Fcked: LIVE at the Midnight Theater Friday, December 1st!
53 min
November 13, 2023Episode #96- Home Alone Together
Happy Monday and congrats on surviving another week of good and bad times but hopefully mostly good. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads:
Clapping for people you don’t know because they chose to run. Fuck shit up, Ashley!!
When your comedy wife is the best gift giver and it lands you at the Plaza Hotel for a night of creative bliss.
It’s not about having faith, it’s about keeping it.
Fuckboi Theater: Run-on Edition
A reading from Harriet Lerner’s “Why Won’t You Apologize” on shaming the shamer.

Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch
Follow my other podcast: @GuysWeFcked
Follow my dog: @KevinMcCallisterHutchinson
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If you’re in NYC FRIDAY, DEC. 1st come see Guys We Fucked: LIVE at the Midnight Theater.
51 min
November 06, 2023Episode #95-Shart Happens
Wow, look at you, you’re a survivor and maybe even a thriver staying alive for another week on earth. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, I had the absolute pleasure of being a “sign” pass-er on-er with a pink alien message from a gal’s beloved late dog. Also on today’s episode:
Sharting in my sexiest halloween costume to date because of course. Look at god!
Fckboi Theater: Fcky McFckFace edition
A run-thru of my roast jokes before the big night
And a reading from Harriet Lerner’s book, “Why Won’t You Apologize?” all about the nasty effects of shame. Maybe I relate to these excerpts a lil too hard.

Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch
Follow my other podcast: @GuysWeFcked
Sign up for my Patreon page:
www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson

And come see me headline Zanie’s in Chicago 11/10 +11 and Nashville 11/12.
1 hr 4 min
October 30, 2023 Episode #94- Baby On Board, My Bad
You did it, you survived another week on this tempestuous planet we call Earth. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads:
- An apology for making fun of your Baby On Board stickers, I didn't realize the bleak undertones of its existence
- Utah and "All Natural" beauty pageants for children (girls)
- My ideas on how we can get a ceasefire in Gaza. Don't worry, they're all dumb.
- Cenk Uygur sounds more like a person than the people running for president ( www.cenkforamerica.com ) . I'm sure he has flaws, but c'mon.
- Fuckboi Theater: Fuckboi Edition
- A few ideas on how to have a little more stupid silly fun in your life
- A reading of Chapter 4 of Harriet Lerner's book, "Why Won't You Apologize"

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@KrystynaHutch

Come see me live - tickets links at https://linktree.com/krystynahutch
NYC | Nov. 2nd | Drom (opening for my mans, Colin)
Chicago | Nov. 10 + 11 | Zanie's
Nashville | Nov. 12th | Zanie's
NYC | Dec. 1st | The Midnight Theater for GWF Live

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51 min
October 23, 2023Episode #93- Don’t You *Ever* Fart On My Tits Again
Wow guys, we survived another week on planet earth and are heroes for it! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, I try to add something tiny and maybe productive (?) to the whole war and bloodshed happening and I introduce a new fun party game you can try! Other topics include:
Baby On Board signs: why?
An angel named Taryn made me new eyebrows
A reading from chapters 1 and 2 of Harriet Lerner’s book, “Why Won’t You Apologize?”

Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch
Follow my other podcast: @GuysWeFcked
Sign up for my Patreon page:
www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson

And come see me headline Zanie’s in Chicago 11/10 +11 and Nashville 11/12.
1 hr 3 min
October 16, 2023Episode #92- TOP TEN TIPS TO TAME YA TEMPER
If I were a boy… I would reimagine Beyonce’s song to mean something similar but with a focus on sticking my imaginary penis in jars of peanut butter. Other high-brow topics of today’s episode include:
BrioGeo: it’s what I use for my hair.
Fuckboi Theater: Quarantine Edition
Playing audio from the moment I found out I was a sperm donor baby and still not being able to properly process it. Who needs therapy when you can rant on a podcast, huh?
How do you stop having a terrible temper? Because I tried to help my boyfriend return his 116-pound toilet to the post office and lost my shit.
Ten tips to tame your temper courtesy of the elite website, Mayo Clinic.
Expressing appreciation for famous women who were known to have a bad temper like me.
My ideal three-way as well as an Amazon River Dolphin’s apparent three-way
56 min
October 09, 2023Episode #91-Blame It On The Lionsgate Portal!!
Happy Monday and congrats on still being alive this whole time! Today’s episode of The Voices in Our Heads was recorded in August, on The Lionsgate Portal. What is the Lionsgate Portal? It’s basically very intense day that happens once a year, there’s a lot more to it than that, but that’s the woo-woo gist. Other topics of discussion include:
Headlining in San Diego and crushing every show only to come home and bomb my dick off at City Winery. Fuck you, Lionsgate Portal!
I’ve been on a 2-year waitlist to get my eyebrows tattooed on by a sought after lady and they finally got me an appointment. Thanks, Lionsgate Portal!!
Babysitting a fresh baby who screamed the entire time but eventually calmed down by the grace of Jeff Buckley.
Fuckboi Theater: Suck A Cock edition!
Why do birds and I have strange interactions? Is it ‘cause of the Lionsgate Portal?! Ugh.
Tales from freshly traumatized college freshman Krystyna’s adventures in drinking and A reading of Carder Stout’s book, We Are All Addicts, from his chapter about al-al-al-al-al-alcohol and drugs.

Additional books mentioned in this episode:
The Mastery of Self by Don Miguel Ruiz Jr.

Follow me on social media @KrystynaHutch and if you’re a tech billionaire, please don’t make another social media platform, I cannot keep up with them!!

I have a Patreon page where I host weekly Group Share-apy over zoom and upload the audio to the page afterwards. It’s like a private podcast hosted by an unlicensed therapist (aka me, aka I am not a licensed therapist) starring you! Sign up today and catch up on all the previous episodes and come join in on one in the future! www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson
1 hr 2 min
October 02, 2023 Episode #90 - Aliens, Ageism & Addiction to Success
Aaaand, we're back! Congrats on not killing yourselves guys, it's hard out on this planet earth. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, your trusty traumatized host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores some of her favorite topics that include but are not limited to:
- Replacing mundane news headlines with more exciting alien headlines
- Saying goodbye forever to my baby girl Mustang, Peaches
- Fuckboi Theater: Cornhole Edition
- A dramatic reading of Diane Keaton's Instagram captions which she types in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
- A new way we should talk about age
And lastly, a reading from Carder Stout's book We Are All Addicts all about addiction to success.
1 hr 7 min
June 09, 2021Episode #89 - The Voice Inside Your Head
You did itI Congrats on surviving another week. Today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads is a special one and you'll know why when you listen <3 I've been shedding layers lately and the current wind beneath my wings is courtesy of Michael Singer's words on joy. Also on today's episode:
Mare and the vibe of Eastern PA
Fuckboi Theater: Head Game Edition
stupid ass parking tickets :-(
11:11, 3:33, 88, 22
A reading of chapter 5 from The Untethered Soul all about the infinite amount of energy you have inside yourself right this very moment.

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1 hr 28 min
June 02, 2021Episode #88 - Aliens Is Real!
Hello and congrats on not killing yourselves, everyone. I'm in a good mood still, wow!! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads:
Holding one's hand vs sitting on one's dick
The truth doesn't mind being questioned
ALIENS IS REAL
words on unconditional love courtesy of David R. Hawkins
magical emails about dogs, dads and babies

email | [email protected]
patreon | Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson
website | www.KrystynaHutcihnson.com
instagram | @KrystynaHutch
1 hr 8 min

About The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

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Stand-up comedian and co-host of Guys We F*cked, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON. gives you a weekly peak into her ~JoUrNeY~ to foster a deeper understanding of herself and the world.