Things People Do

Joe and Tom speak to an estate agent. His name is James and his worst viewing involves someone falling into a pond. He also once found a used condom on a pensioner’s sofa, and we find out that Joe sold a house with a real well, only to buy a new house with a fake well. 

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Joe and Tom talk to a man who’s written some of the biggest pop songs of all time. He’s worked with the Spice Girls, Kylie Minogue, Lady Gaga, and had six Christmas number ones, but he’s also one of the loveliest people we’ve ever met.

His name is Biff Stannard, he’s a songwriter, and he's here to tell us what makes a hit.

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Joe and Tom talk to Colin Freeman who was once taken hostage by Somali pirates. He’s a former chief foreign correspondent at The Telegraph, who was held captive for five weeks by pirates who wanted three million dollars for his release. He’s also written two books that are very much worth reading. 

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Is it easier to operate on a mouse or a horse? And what’s the least erotic image you can show to a dog? Our guest this week is a vet called Gareth Steel and those are two of the many questions we put to him.

Gareth's new book is called 'Never Work With Animals' and it's really good. Search for it now if you want a copy.

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What's the fastest rollercoaster in the world? And how many naked people have ever ridden one at the same time? Joe and Tom speak to theme park designers Michelle and Andy who create thrills for a living.

What's the difference between a theme park and an amusement park? Who is the Elvis of rollercoasters? How much does Joe love the Gruffalo ride? And would you eat at MEAT or VEG? Find out in this episode.

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Joe and Tom get chaffage tips from one of the greatest cyclists in the world. Geraint Thomas is a Tour de France winner, an Olympic gold medalist, and creator of the biggest cycling club in the world, but how does he go to the toilet while riding through France at high speed? And why does he eat so much rice?

To listen to Geraint’s podcast, search for The Geraint Thomas Cycling Club. 

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From surgeons to sex workers in just seven days. Joe and Tom speak to Reed Amber about the sex industry, porn sets, OnlyFans and a whole heap of terms they've never heard of before.

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Happy New Year. Joe and Tom are refreshed after having December off, and their first guest is Surgeon Chris - who is also a listener! He’s really into the pelvis, and just loves getting his saw and hammer out on broken bones, but has he ever operated on anyone with a mortal shell stuck up them?

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Welcome back all. 

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So here it is, the second part of our best bits episode. Because part one was good, but part two really completes it.

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It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid. Yes, we've taken December off, but we've made this compilation tape of some of our best bits to feast your festive ears on.

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Thank you to everyone who has listened this year. We'll be back in January with new episodes every Wednesday.

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