Secure your wig sis, a new episode is coming...
The world is attempting to carry out a Tinashe revolution, so naturally we needed to assess the historical situation and international implications. This week, the girls go deep on POPSTAR, the critically acclaimed new album from a longtime enemy of the pod, and we attempt to process the information with open minds and hearts. Anyone can cook, but what about a bitch who has tested us time and time again? The truth reveals itself.
But that's not all: MALE BISEXUALITY and why hetero women refuse to accept it. If you're obsessed with dick, and I'm obsessed with dick, who the hell is flying the plane? We discuss the <a href='https://x.com/dumbbitchzine/status/2103144406039560243'>Dumb Bitch Monologues.</a>
Follow the girls on Twitter <a href='http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy'>@VLRTUALBOY</a> and <a href='http://twitter.com/youre2basic'>@YOURE2BASIC,</a> and the official pod Insta <a href='http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo'>@th0tstarsxo</a>. Be a nasty girl <a href='http://patreon.com/thottopics'>on Patreon</a> for just $5 a month.

Secure your wig sis, a new episode is coming... The world is attempting to carry out a Tinashe revolution, so naturally we needed to assess the historical situation and international implications. This week, the girls go deep on POPSTAR, the critically acclaimed new album from a longtime enemy of the pod, and we attempt to process the information with open minds and hearts. Anyone can cook, but what about a bitch who has tested us time and time again? The truth reveals itself. But that's not all: MALE BISEXUALITY and why hetero women refuse to accept it. If you're obsessed with dick, and I'm obsessed with dick, who the hell is flying the plane? We discuss the Dumb Bitch Monologues. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo. Be a nasty girl on Patreon for just $5 a month.

Secure your wig sis, a new episode is coming...
The world is attempting to carry out a Tinashe revolution, so naturally we needed to assess the historical situation and international implications. This week, the girls go deep on POPSTAR, the critically acclaimed new album from a longtime enemy of the pod, and we attempt to process the information with open minds and hearts. Anyone can cook, but what about a bitch who has tested us time and time again? The truth reveals itself.
But that's not all: MALE BISEXUALITY and why hetero women refuse to accept it. If you're obsessed with dick, and I'm obsessed with dick, who the hell is flying the plane? We discuss the <a href="https://x.com/dumbbitchzine/status/2103144406039560243" rel="noopener noreferrer">Dumb Bitch Monologues.</a>
Follow the girls on Twitter <a href="http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy" rel="noopener noreferrer">@VLRTUALBOY</a>&nbsp;and <a href="http://twitter.com/youre2basic" rel="noopener noreferrer">@YOURE2BASIC,</a>&nbsp;and the official pod Insta <a href="http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo" rel="noopener noreferrer">@th0tstarsxo</a>. Be a nasty girl <a href="http://patreon.com/thottopics" rel="noopener noreferrer">on Patreon</a> for just $5 a month.

Tinaurshe!

It's Rose Bean Polanksy Monday, put your Rose Bean Polanskys in the sky!
We are back as fuck baby!! This week, the girls conquer the question on everyone's mind, reporting live from the People's Republic of Macklemoreistan: should Ed Sheeran be KILLED for his crimes against humanity? We are prepared to issue judgement. Send in the executioner hunni!
But that is not all: we test our knowledge of the human population and their Spotify listening habits, and psychoanalyze the listeners of the top 5 most streamed artists in the world right now. Plus, a girly little catchup convo that's sure to rivet. Now shut the fuck up and fuck me!
Follow the girls on Twitter <a href='http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy'>@VLRTUALBOY</a> and <a href='http://twitter.com/youre2basic'>@YOURE2BASIC,</a> and the official pod Insta <a href='http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo'>@th0tstarsxo</a>. "Pop some tags" on <a href='http://patreon.com/thottopics'>Patreon.</a>

It's Rose Bean Polanksy Monday, put your Rose Bean Polanskys in the sky! We are back as fuck baby!! This week, the girls conquer the question on everyone's mind, reporting live from the People's Republic of Macklemoreistan: should Ed Sheeran be KILLED for his crimes against humanity? We are prepared to issue judgement. Send in the executioner hunni! But that is not all: we test our knowledge of the human population and their Spotify listening habits, and psychoanalyze the listeners of the top 5 most streamed artists in the world right now. Plus, a girly little catchup convo that's sure to rivet. Now shut the fuck up and fuck me! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo. "Pop some tags" on Patreon.

It's Rose Bean Polanksy Monday, put your Rose Bean Polanskys in the sky!
We are back as fuck baby!! This week, the girls conquer the question on everyone's mind, reporting live from the People's Republic of Macklemoreistan: should Ed Sheeran be KILLED for his crimes against humanity? We are prepared to issue judgement. Send in the executioner hunni!
But that is not all: we test our knowledge of the human population and their Spotify listening habits, and psychoanalyze the listeners of the top 5 most streamed artists in the world right now. Plus, a girly little catchup convo that's sure to rivet. Now shut the fuck up and fuck me!
Follow the girls on Twitter <a href="http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy" rel="noopener noreferrer">@VLRTUALBOY</a>&nbsp;and <a href="http://twitter.com/youre2basic" rel="noopener noreferrer">@YOURE2BASIC,</a>&nbsp;and the official pod Insta <a href="http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo" rel="noopener noreferrer">@th0tstarsxo</a>. "Pop some tags" on <a href="http://patreon.com/thottopics" rel="noopener noreferrer">Patreon.</a>

Rose Bean Machine!

THOT TOPICS lives to "queer" audio quality standards for another week! This time, your whorespondents dish on The Scammys, Megan, Rico, and Doja, Hayley Williams's new Hyundai jingle, Lady Gaga's Return to Love, why Chris Brown is the Nicole of the male Pussycat dolls, RuPaul's age, and why Drag Race will never be the vehicle for the genderless future that blue-check circuit gays seem to think it is! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.

THOT TOPICS lives to "queer" audio quality standards for another week! This time, your whorespondents dish on The Scammys, Megan, Rico, and Doja, Hayley Williams's new Hyundai jingle, Lady Gaga's Return to Love, why Chris Brown is the Nicole of the male Pussycat dolls, RuPaul's age, and why Drag Race will never be the vehicle for the genderless future that blue-check circuit gays seem to think it is! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.

THOT TOPICS lives to "queer" audio quality standards for another week! This time, your whorespondents dish on The Scammys, Megan, Rico, and Doja, Hayley Williams's new Hyundai jingle, Lady Gaga's Return to Love, why Chris Brown is the Nicole of the male Pussycat dolls, RuPaul's age, and why Drag Race will never be the vehicle for the genderless future that blue-check circuit gays seem to think it is! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.&nbsp;

RuPaul: Dead and Loving It!

The inaugural episode of THOT TOPICS! This week, the hoes discuss Bernie, Selena Gomez (AND The Scene!), Demi Lovato's latina heritage, Alessia Cara MINDFREAK, the tick who tanked Justin Bieber's sales, Liz and SOPHIE's thanksgiving dinner, Normani Quinn, SoundCloud horndog Jhene Aiko, and more! Then, we take a deep dive into Slayyyter's brush with cancellation! Welcome to the sweet little world of Thot Topics! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.

The inaugural episode of THOT TOPICS! This week, the hoes discuss Bernie, Selena Gomez (AND The Scene!), Demi Lovato's latina heritage, Alessia Cara MINDFREAK, the tick who tanked Justin Bieber's sales, Liz and SOPHIE's thanksgiving dinner, Normani Quinn, SoundCloud horndog Jhene Aiko, and more! Then, we take a deep dive into Slayyyter's brush with cancellation! Welcome to the sweet little world of Thot Topics! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.

The inaugural episode of THOT TOPICS!&nbsp;This week, the hoes discuss Bernie, Selena Gomez (AND The Scene!), Demi Lovato's latina heritage, Alessia Cara MINDFREAK, the tick who tanked Justin Bieber's sales, Liz and SOPHIE's thanksgiving dinner, Normani Quinn, SoundCloud horndog Jhene Aiko, and more! Then, we take a deep dive into Slayyyter's brush with cancellation! Welcome to the sweet little world of Thot Topics! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.&nbsp;

Enter the Problematica!

Thot Topics is a podcast with the bravery to stare into the void and ask God’s question: ”Do I look fat in these jeans?” Every week, Nick Malone and Cris Lopez slow-motion dive into music, culture, and politics, then emerge soaking wet with 100% certified accurate takes for your listening pleasure. If you’ve ever felt gaslit by gay Twitter, or by a sizing chart while online shopping, this will be the sisterhood of a lifetime.

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