The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 3 (7.1) 

Bat rabies is back in the headlines after an 11-year-old boy in Canada tragically died after waking up with a bat on his face — he was bitten but the family didn’t realize it until rabies symptoms appeared weeks later. An HOA in San Diego is telling residents to take down their American flags or face a $100 fine, uh-oh. Timmy C dug up a wild old recording from the mid- ’70s filming of “The Apple Dumpling Gang” where his dad Tim Conway and Don Knotts dressed as dancehall girls in tutus and stockings — the local cowboys were not amused by the actors in drag.  

In yearbook drama, a New Jersey middle school accidentally included an infant photo of Adolf Hitler in this year’s edition. On a brighter note, Jon’s Flags & Poles in Riverside — a nearly 60-year-old shop making custom American flags — is gearing up for America’s 250th birthday this weekend. New rules mean you can now get ticketed for “daylighting” by parking within 20 feet of a crosswalk, while new homeowners in Apple Valley discovered skeletal remains buried in their backyard, and an old Long Beach car lot has been transformed into the popular PCH Food Park with a lineup of food trucks.  

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The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 4 (7.1) 

Everyone’s catching serious patriotic FIFA fever! Local bars are serving up special tournament drinks while parents bring the kids to the watering holes so they don’t miss the action. Rosie Rios, Chair of America250 and former US Treasurer joins Timmy! She’s helping lead the nation’s 250th birthday celebrations and will be in LA for the massive America’s Block Party Benefit Show at the LA Coliseum on the 4th with Maren Morris, Chris Stapleton, Smashing Pumpkins, Chaka Khan, Anthony Ramos and host Queen Latifah. Tickets are a steal at just $17.76 on Ticketmaster.  

Aaron Klein, Chief Product Officer of Petco Love, also stops by to highlight their amazing nonprofit using free AI tech that’s already reunited over 250,000 lost pets with their families — a happy reunion every four minutes! And in other news, sad to report that Village People’s iconic “policeman” Victor Willis, co-writer of “Y.M.C.A.” and “Macho Man,” has passed at 74.  

Meanwhile, two daredevils scaled nearly 1,500 feet up the Empire State Building in masks and black for a very public marriage proposal — she said yes to bucketloads of attention!

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The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (6.30) 

Buckle up — this one is stacked. We open with the Supreme Court bombshell: birthright citizenship UPHELD, Trump's day-one executive order struck down 6-3, and the reaction outside the court was electric. Then the trans athlete ruling that went the other way, plus the campaign-finance shakeup nobody's covering. 

Then we get to the wedding of the year — Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are reportedly taking over Madison Square Garden this week. 💍 We're talking watermarked invites, NDAs, streets shut down July 2-4, a small 100-person gathering followed by a 1,000-guest bash, and whispers of a surprise concert. Is it real? Is it a decoy? We break down every clue. 👀 

Plus: a record-shattering heat dome is roasting the country 🌡️ while 72 MILLION Americans hit the road for July 4th and the nation gears up to celebrate 250 years. It's giving chaos. It's giving Traylor. It's giving America. 

Hit play. 🎙️ 

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The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 2 (6.30) 

The sports world just got flipped upside down. 😳 LeBron James is DONE with the Lakers after 8 seasons and that unforgettable 2020 bubble title — he's told L.A. to move on without him. And Kawhi? Shipped back to Toronto in a blockbuster trade. Matt "Money" Smith of Petros & Money breaks down the chaos. 

Then we get practical: a stack of new California laws hit July 1. 🏷️ Food labels are changing ("best if used by" is in, "sell by" is out), streaming services can't blast you with loud commercials anymore, robotaxis can now get TICKETED, and — brace yourself — the gas tax just climbed to a nation-leading 63.4 cents a gallon. ⛽ Do you drive in the diamond lane? We want to know. 

Plus: SpaceX went public and made it RAIN. 🚀 The IPO minted around 4,000 new millionaires overnight (400 of them clearing $100 MILLION), briefly made Elon the world's first trillionaire, and now they're all hunting beachfront mansions from Manhattan Beach to Malibu. Silicon Beach is about to get SPICY. 

And yes — Tim Conway got taken out by a boomerang in Malibu. 🪃 You can't make this up. Dads, hug your kids — it goes by QUICK. Hit play. 🎙️ 

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The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 3 (6.30) 

Big episode. We start under the hood — ABC7 car specialist Dave Kunz drops by with the best new rides you can grab for under $30K. 🚗 Then, a political shocker: 29-year-old newcomer Melat Kiros is leading 30-year Congresswoman Diana DeGette in the Denver primary — a democratic socialist wave that could make Colorado history. 🌊 

Next, it's WORLD CUP time. ⚽ The tournament rolls toward its July 19 final, and El Tri takes the field tonight as Mexico faces Ecuador — but the party's got an ugly side, with big crackdowns on street takeovers in Santa Ana and beyond. We share some of our not-so-proud moments with the visiting fans. 

Plus: two-time Oscar winner Sally Field — yes, The Flying Nun herself — charms audiences in "Remarkably Bright Creatures" on Netflix, where she bonds with a giant Pacific octopus. 🐙 We revisit that iconic "You really like me!" moment. And Dodgers infielder Miguel Rojas opens up about trying to bring his family out of Venezuela and help earthquake victims back home. ❤️ 

Also on deck: air quality alarms in Boyle Heights after days of smoke, plus a little Garden Grove love. Hit play. 🎙️ 

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The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 4 (6.30) 

It's a scorcher of an episode. 🌡️ A record-shattering heat dome is roasting the entire Northern Hemisphere — over 175 MILLION Americans are under heat alerts from the Great Lakes to the East Coast, while Europe is reeling from more than 1,300 heat-related deaths. This is the kind of heat that melts roads and buckles power grids. Stay cool out there. 

Then, the great American getaway: a record 72.2 MILLION people are hitting the road and the skies for July 4th as the country celebrates 250 YEARS. 🎆 American Airlines alone expects 8.1 million flyers — and their "Flight 1776" leaves Philly and lands in Boston just in time for fireworks. (Also: backyard firework sales are SOARING… and we never learn. 🧨) 

Plus, Matt "Money" Smith of Petros & Money joins us as the NBA world melts down — LeBron James is LEAVING the Lakers after 8 seasons and that 2020 bubble title, and Kawhi's headed to Toronto. An era is over. 🏀 

And a stack of new California laws just dropped July 1 — food labels, gas tax, robotaxi tickets and more. Do you drive in the diamond lane? Dads: Hug your kids. It goes by QUICK. Hit play. 🎙️ 

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The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (6.29)  

Ding-dong! The radio misfits are back in full force on this Monday night, with Tim Conway Jr joined by his best boyfriend Mark Thompson! Whip-round: What percentage of US households own a car versus the rest of the world? A whopping 92% here in America compared to just 19% globally — we really are living in car country.  

A Las Vegas homeowner learned the hard way about skipping AC maintenance when hers died at 115 degrees, forcing her to kennel the dog and check into a hotel for two weeks — yikes. Meanwhile, a car smashed through a Simi Valley café, narrowly missing two customers but injuring five and tragically killing one.  

Timmy nearly drove to Boyle Heights just to experience that putrid stench, while Mark shared his nightmare evacuating during a fire — one of his cats freaked out in the luxury car, peed in the carrier, and the smell was so bad he had to break out corpse odor elimination powder to finally fix the interior. Plus, a sobering update on last week’s twin earthquakes in Venezuela: around 70,000 people reported missing, over 1,400 dead, and thousands of buildings destroyed, with businesses and religious groups stepping up for donations and relief.  

Anyone want to join the crew for a Boyle Heights stench tour? 

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The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 2 (6.29)

California’s massive $351 billion state budget just dropped, dwarfing Texas at $219 billion — but Timmy and Marky say it sure doesn’t feel like five-star treatment for the Golden State. Remember that scary chemical disaster in Garden Grove back in May that forced 50,000 Orange County residents to evacuate? The toxic cleanup is finally kicking off, with the waste heading all the way to Ohio.  

Timmy got a little nostalgic and reminisced about his Alaska cruise with his mom at age 15. On the lighter side, he caught someone who shall remain nameless swiping snacks from the KFI drawer and stuffing them in a backpack — how rude! — before sharing his own class-act moment at Home Depot, where he tried to tip a super helpful employee $40 even though he knew the guy couldn’t accept it. Mark one-upped him with a Vegas waitress story, slipping her a crisp hundred after she remembered his name from a previous visit.  

Later, event producer Stacey Newton joins the show to talk about the 122nd Annual Huntington Beach Independence Day Parade this weekend — she’s been running it for 26 years! Expect Aaron Kaufman from Gas Monkey Garage, an Olympic gold medalist, surfing legend Pete Townend, and plenty of cops on the route. And Timmy, the ultimate Dodgers fan, shares the perfect commercial idea for the team plus some timeless advice he got from Arsenio Hall: when you’re pitching in Hollywood, they’re not just buying the idea — they’re buying you. 

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The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 3 (6.29) 

Baseball needs to ditch the umpires calling balls and strikes — they’re getting too old and their eyesight just isn’t what it used to be! Timmy fires up the iconic Donald Trump ditty about immigrants in Springfield eating cats and dogs, while sharing the wild story of a crocodile attacking and killing a man on the beach in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico — crazy to think crocs have been around for 250 million years and survived the dinosaur extinction!  

California is going full high-tech in the war on porch pirates with more license plate readers and aerial drones to catch package thieves. Timmy also admits he’s a full-blown Battery Daddy with way too many batteries at home.  

Costco is cracking down hard, kicking out members for abusing the generous return policy, skipping the receipt check, stealing, misusing the cancellation policy, mistreating employees, or sharing their membership card. And Tim’s been deep on the SpaceX IPO drama that created 4,000 overnight multimillionaires now hunting for mansions, while proudly announcing his epic Alaska cruise this summer with 145 friends, fans, and foes is completely sold out — it’s gonna be one hell of a “Love Boat”!

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The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 4 (6.29) 

Whip-round time — what percentage of American households own a car compared to the rest of the world? A staggering 92% here in the US versus just 19% globally — we really are living in car country! And the big question: You accidentally plow into a building… do you sit there stunned like a deer in the headlights, or slam it in reverse and try to casually roll away like nothing happened?  

California’s annual budget just dropped at a whopping $351 billion, while the Garden Grove chemical disaster cleanup from the May evacuation of 50,000 locals finally starts today. Timmy got nostalgic about his Alaska cruise with his mom at age 15 — he was the youngest passenger by decades and caught the crew tossing garbage overboard at stupid o’clock in the morning. The guys also debate why all the coolest girls seem to be named Jill (have you ever met a bad Jill?) and give a shoutout to all the awesome (if occasionally stripper-esque) Nikkis out there.  

Timmy caught someone swiping KFI snacks into a backpack — how rude! — before sharing his class-act Home Depot moment trying to tip a helpful employee $40 even though the guy couldn’t accept it. Mark topped it with a Vegas waitress story and a crisp C-note.  

Plus, Huntington Beach Independence Day producer Stacey Newton joins the show — she’s been running the parade for 26 years! With America’s 250th birthday this year, rumors are flying that this one could draw close to a million spectators, and Timmy might just be your grand marshal — ding-dong with you!

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