Twitterpation and NRE. New Relationship Energy. No moving backward so might as well move onward and upward, into the new and exciting challenges of a bonafide relationship. B and J talk to Becky about accidental poly pregnancies, poly breakups, bad relationships, neat jobs, and accidental bestiality.

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B and J are back from Toronto with 101 ways to cure BV, as learned at Ted Talks. We chat with Abe, the tinder gem from the road with the sweet buns and sweeter lover. He teaches us about dumpster diving. As a side note: Fasturbate.com is Jeremie’s new business venture and smallboobsbignipples.com is not yet taken. Goofball.com is up for grabs and rotten.com will horrify you.

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The wild, wild adventures of bacterial vaginosis, as explored by Bryde. Arm yourselves, ladies, because there’s nothing you can do to protect yourself, but we can still fight the good fight. At the end of the day (ORGASM) we can have a good, heartfelt cry. The B+J sit down with the fantastically bendy Cait, who explains the conundrums of being a gymnast pre-teen. I mean, whats’ the big deal about being able to do the splits? Whatever, this girl can make a girl squirt, and can show you how it’s done. Also... "where's the cum?".

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This week is pure BJ. Jeremie recovered from his hospital stay, happy to say with a fully functioning (maybe over functioning!) penis, chats with Bryde about sex after surgery. What's it like to be poly and in a medical crisis? Better than being alone, for sure. Polyamorous thanksgiving? Check! Let's talk about the elephant in the room #metoo and tackle a brain boner about distracting yourself from grief.... with sex.

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"My blessed Jesus," Maxine exclaims as Jeremie is wheeled by. We hang out in the hospital this week and have some real talk about self confidence following surgery. Jeremie got a finger further up his butt than ever before but he's not sure she's heard of the 5 cardinal rules of butt play. Now he's got a few extra holes. Any takers? This weeks brain boner hits right to the core. Under the influence of painkillers, the duo offer their sex advice on doing the dirty.

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Shaft stroking. Gooch pressing. Head flicking. Jeremie feels inclined to share his post pee rituals. A listener struggles to confront her partner about “Stealthing”. Then B+J sit down with Maryanne Fisher Ph.D. who’s study and work surrounds female intrasexual competition. Human sexual evolution, feminist theory, the cheerleader halo effect. Looking for tips on how to crush the sexual competition? It’s all in the balance on your ATM receipt. Get ready to take notes and let the games begin!

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Get a lift home from the airport with Bryde and Jeremie. Then use their internet to send dirty videos to your long distance partner. They'll tell you what to say. Sorry for the sound quality. Then they chat with Maxi Brocklane, who wrote us her intriguing story of a fresh-faced Canadian abroad, living the student dream, complete with a blackout that came back to haunt her. Trigger Warning: sexual assault. 

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Our computer got drunk and skipped foreplay. B+J talk to Stormy, a solo poly gal who never wanted a live-in partner. How do we get alone time with multiple partners? Lock yourself in a salty box if you want, and certainly don’t sew your mouth to someone’s butthole. Exploring the love languages, we can value all of our relationships and the varying types of intimacy that are possible.

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What would your life be like if you married the first person who made you horny? A fan goes to a ladyboy go-go bar with a stranger from the internet. She’s alive! Then BJ sit down with Lynne to talk about getting hands on experience, both casually and professionally. Jeremie has never experienced a nude massage. With a stroke (wink, wink. nudge, nudge) of luck, Bryde will get to add the finishing touch...

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OMG yes, female pleasure is a priority and here’s how you can contribute to the research! Nobody puts Bekah in a corner. Bryde and Jeremie talk to Steve, a self-professed “glass half empty guy” who’s worried about the funny looks he gets at Sobeys. He’s had some Pavlovian sexual experiences and knows not to shit where he eats.

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