And so the lion fell in love with the lamb... and Donny and Chelsea fell in love with the master class in comedy that is "Twilight." With the help of Melissa Kristin, they recap Part I of the only vampire saga that doubles as a "how to" guide in toxic relationships. They discuss how much of an idiot Bella is, the logistics of why the Cullen's plan to blend in is the worst, and Alice's bad haircut. Then, the vampire baseball game (naturally) leads to a conversation about ruining Thanksgiving. Last, Chelsea breaks an NDA about one of the cast members. Also, the Cuties submit stories of when they knew their partner's family hated them.

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