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Celebrity memoirs aren’t like normal books—they’re fun! Join comedians Steven Phillips-Horst (<a href="https://twitter.com/gossipbabies">@gossipbabies</a>) &amp; Lily Marotta (<a href="https://twitter.com/lilyblueyez">@lilyblueyez</a>) as they rifle through the diaries of drug-addled starlets, oddly obsessive restaurateurs, brass-knuckled female realtors, and boring gay politicians’ even more boring gay husbands, finding fertile ground for searing cultural insights and juicy gossip. Martinis not included.

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Celebrity memoirs aren’t like normal books—they’re fun! Join comedians Steven Phillips-Horst (@gossipbabies) & Lily Marotta (@lilyblueyez) as they rifle through the diaries of drug-addled starlets, oddly obsessive restaurateurs, brass-knuckled female realtors, and boring gay politicians’ even more boring gay husbands, finding fertile ground for searing cultural insights and juicy gossip. Martinis not included.

Celebrity memoirs aren’t like normal books—they’re fun! Join comedians Steven Phillips-Horst (<a href="https://twitter.com/gossipbabies" rel="noopener noreferrer">@gossipbabies</a>) &amp; Lily Marotta (<a href="https://twitter.com/lilyblueyez" rel="noopener noreferrer">@lilyblueyez</a>) as they rifle through the diaries of drug-addled starlets, oddly obsessive restaurateurs, brass-knuckled female realtors, and boring gay politicians’ even more boring gay husbands, finding fertile ground for searing cultural insights and juicy gossip. Martinis not included.

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