I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE!! Join us as we finally review one of the most cherished football/high school movies of the 90s. Is Coach Kilmer one of the most evil characters of all-time? Is this peak Scott Caan? This movie that taught us all that having a pig as pet is the perfect accessory for the overweight funny guy, stealing a cop car is ok if you are football player, all dads in Texas are living in the past and that reading Kurt Vonnegut means you are smart. We are of course talking about 1999’s Varsity Blues

•0:00:00 - Introductions

•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing

•0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details 

•0:09:15- Critical and fan reviews

•0:15:00 - Scene by scene breakdown 

•1:22:45 - Modern day ratings

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