You won’t believe what happened to Crazy Lisa… and on her birthday! 

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First up, after giving Gem shade for her kids “kidnap” hair for ever, Teddy is joining the long haired club and Revz is... into it. We’re back in show-mode and it’s giving dance boot camp with a side of tinsel. Raffa wants a keyboard and Revz has warnings for Gem about this. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her complex relationship with her beauty standards bullshit, and Gem wants to talk about a comment in our Facebook group that threw a cat amongst our beautiful DL pigeons. It’s a big and potentially divisive one today DLs so strap in!

Not Spon:

Gem: Kmart Whiteboard

https://www.kmart.com.au/product/large-frame-multi-planner-board-42988618/

Revz: Gentle Habits Car Diffuser

https://www.gentlehabits.com.au/products/refillable-car-diffuser

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Today's caller needs to school her parent.

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Hello you gorgeous DLs! It’s another Tuesday with your girls, gearing up to be back in show mode (cha, cha, cha!) But to bring us all fightback down to earth, you won’t believe what Revz has gone and done, even with all the warning in the world from Gem and it has her money (and pride) flying out the window. Then Gem had an almost catastrophic social run-in that she fixed in a truly miraculous back-flip. Revz doesn’t have time for a certain lolly that did a number on her Teddy boy and Gem doesn’t have time for dinner party..how do we put this…FOMO? Some gifting friendly #notspons and lots of very strong opinions in this one (and of course the lols, as per). Love you all!

Not Spons:

Gem: Emma Kate Co Planners https://emmakateco.com/2024-planners/

Revz: Kmart Acrylic Tumblers

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Today's caller is really turned off by her husband's sartorial facial choices…

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Hello legends, it is still, just, 2023 apparently although it’s whipping away with a certain fever! Gem has some exciting family news but she’s still making 10pm phone calls with plans she 100% doesn’t have time for. Then, following on from our travel hack D&M episode, Gem doesn’t have time for people (ahem) with Travel Day Anxiety and it’s giving Daddy Issues. Some controversial #notspons and a lot of contradictory feelings today, so strap on in!

Notspons:

Gem: Native Shoes

https://www.nativeshoes.com/jefferson-child/131001001999.html?cgid=bestsellers-for-kids&idx=22

Revz: Run To The Sun

https://runtothesun.shop/collections/sets

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Today's caller has quit her toxic job and has all the regrets.

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Starting the week off with a retraction and an apology. Oh no, not one for Revz, but other pod team members. Then Revz is getting us cancelled (again) by taking on a controversial topic. Then Gem has set a borderline not-ok challenge for Revz through the Silly Season and it feels, well, a bit wrong. Maybe DLs can help. Then in a total gear shift, Gem has been pondering her early school life through Raffa’s school orientation process and it’s brought up a lot of repressed memories that make a lot of sense. Then Revzy’s friend (sounds fake but it’s real) has found herself an accidental erotic fiction muse and yes we have all the details. Buckle up. 

Not spon: 

Revz: Belvita Breakfast Biscuits

Gem: Octobuddy Phone Stick On

https://www.instagram.com/octobuddy_official/?hl=en

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This week's caller wants to know how to get rid of her unwanted house guests.

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Well, we have the ghost update nobody wants about Revzy’s haunted home just to start the day off right. Then Gem’s perturbed at her daughter’s changing accent but what’s really grinding her gears is Revz…having a favourite..stay with us…colour? This is a weird place DLs, but stay with us as we get into “Purple Ladies”. Then Revz doesn’t have time for rogue cycles and is dreaming of taking it all into her own very capable, very feminist, wildly unnecessary hands. Then Gem does a philosophical backflip for aesthetic reasons and Revz simply cannot with this and if you’re still here, happy Tuesday DLs, hope you enjoy the looney bin.

#Notspons:

Gem: Spell Stargazer Zodiac Ring https://aus.spell.co/

Revz: Brillo Beauty The Balm https://brillobeauty.com/products/the-balm-25g

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