WELL SHIT! we’ve been talking at you for 100 episodes. Over 2 million downloads. It’s a lot for all of us, DLs, especially those with no time. But today we want to hear from you, so we asked you to ask us literally ANYTHING and you delivered. From nanny chat to soft launches, to jealousy, friendship, sex lives, postpartum bodies, work shit, confidence (and insecurity) kids, personal brands, partners and the mental load - THIS is the episode to sum up our ✨opinions✨ to the aliens studying our planet. 

A truly massive thank you to you all for being with us for 100 eps! We adore this community (almost more than our children). Here’s to the next 100 more!

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Todays caller wants to know how to tackle Christmas with kids who just wanna be kids and parents who want Hallmark moments.

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First up, a thank you and an apology re: our little show being in the Top 10 Australian Podcasts. So, all our real life mates have weighed in on last weeks show and it’s sent Gem on a deep-dive investigation on the topic of Swinging. She went down the DM and YouTube rabbit hole and has some findings she wants to report back on. So do you wanna “play” or are you “vanilla”? And what part of relationship, cerebral or magical, are we most attracted to? And do we all really have a type? Revz thinks Gem has a type and Gem has a host of theories on what Revz “type” might be. And HOW WEIRD is attraction? Have you ever had the same type as your bestie? Cos we are RELIEVED that we have never competed for the same guy. Then, Gem forgot her anniversary cos she’s Wife Of The Year and Revz can’t believe the power men have in ✨making plans✨. Oh and Gem had her first airbnb guests and it did not 👏🏼 go 👏🏼 well 👏🏼. She tells us the whole sordid story and saddle up DLs there’s lots to unpack this week! Thanks for being here, we love the tits off you x

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Todays caller wants to call off her judgey work colleagues.

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Ok do not mention the f*kn elf. Do not! That’s all on that right now because Revz “snuck” “off” (went) to an appointment without Gem and she’s dirty. Probably because she very nearly ruined a wedding. You read that right! Maybe someone should have gentle parented her (EYE ROLL) or would that have made her a terrible, snowflake employee? Gem thinks yes maybe! and oh, Raffa wants a baby sister for Christmas. LOTS going on that we don’t have time for, thanks for being here, Queens.

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Todays caller "loves her besties three kids like they're her own"... or does she?

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Revz is sick and it makes her give even fewer f*cks than usual so look out. Gem has had some major relief on the allergy front but Raff still made some questionable phone calls while Gem was on the shitter. Gem is lolling at the new Gambling guidelines and Revz is heading for a Gem-style massive burn out on the old work / life / parenting front. Also Gem has just unearthed some pretty game-changing hair tips and she really can’t stop giving you all the ✨context✨

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Todays caller needs to know how to get through the daily grind.

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Well guess who did a surprise drop in your honour DLs? Old Gem Schmem on the Americano case and she’s reporting in. Then Revz is an athlete now, not sure you were aware, but she’s finding it’s bringing some shit up for ✨evolving✨ and oh god here she goes. Then Iggy’s little joints are groaning and it’s breaking our damn hearts. But maybe not as much as the flop of a Halloween Revz had in QLD (come at us Queenslanders, you have stuff to answer for!) basically we’re here, we’re full of opinions and straight outta time.

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Todays caller wants to know if moving daycares is worse than dealing with the pass-agg educator of her son.

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