We Don't Have Time For This

Today’s caller wants her husband to take pride in their kids appearance.

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Life is absolutely LIFE-ING and, frankly, we'd like to speak to management. With showtime looming, we're operating somewhere between "is it too much?" and "we've got this." Meanwhile, Isla's latest school assignment has Revz asking why the cost-of-living crisis hasn't made its way into primary school homework, and Gem's accidentally entered the elite, bedazzled fever dream that is the solo dance competition world. Fake lashes, fake tan, too many rhinestones and an unsettling feeling. Let's unpack.

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G: The Odyssey at Imax

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This week’s caller has a fancy designer handbag, that’s getting a lot of attention. 

 

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Holiday debriefs are in and let's just say our top travel tips are probably not the ones you'll find on Instagram. We chat live show prep, why Revz is suddenly feeling very nervous, and settle the age old debate of folding versus hanging because apparently this is what adulthood has come to. Then Gem reveals the one thing guaranteed to send her into a full body spiral, feet. Too many feet. Far too much foot chat.

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G: Butter chicken pies Harris Farm (Aff link)

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Today’s caller received an accidental bob from her best friend who is also her hairdresser. Disaster.

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Kicking off today's ep with a little PSA... your kids are listening. And according to science, they believe everything they overhear, so make it count. Quick quezzie, does your family have a theme? Cos we get into sibling names and the bizarre decision to name multiple children as though they are a matching set. Revz has a bone to pick with the school canteen and how good was the hot cheese roll? Speaking of heaven, Gem went on a sensory adventure to the Epicurean buffet, before falling headfirst into her personal hell; life admin. Happy Tuesday DLs x

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R: Go-To Oil Over

KD: Life Unhurried Sleep, Please

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This week’s caller is struggling to get on board with her partners’ new money saving strategies. 

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How do you measure distance in your head? Blue whales? Swimming pools? Or are you like Gem who can somehow just feel a kilometre? We check in on Revz's new love and whether Gem's finally caught up. Then, Gem has a bone to pick with Gen Z because the vibes are off and the forward energy seems to be MIA. Plus, why does theatre feel like it's on life support? Can we blame cozzie livs for absolutely everything, and, as always, this episode ends up nowhere near where we started.

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R: Scarlet rechargeable heat pack

G: Zone your car speakers.

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Today’s caller is feeling the imbalance of family dynamics. 

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