This week we’re dishing up hard launches, boobs, Tupperware wars, and asking the ultimate question - are boyfriends actually embarrassing?

We also dive into why dubstep needs a comeback, and seriously… f*ck you, fireworks.

Other highlights include babysitter foot-pic scandals and the debate: square vs round foods (because soup should always be in a round container).

Plus, we decode Caitlin’s legendary “Piff” nickname and make the case for why penguins should officially be called ‘lil bishes.’