Through a dark twist of fate a dead dog named Joao vanishes in the most unlikely theft imaginable.

What begins as a bizarre mistake spirals into a rollercoaster of chaos, deception, and the relentless hunt for answers. Each revelation pulls us deeper into shadows where nothing is as it seems.

Set against the glittering façade of Paris’s Champs-Élysées, one haunting question lingers: will justice for Joao ever be found?

Part two drops October 23rd.

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Veronica’s Saturday morning began like any other, quiet and unremarkable. But by midday, her home had transformed from a place of comfort to a scene of unspeakable violation.

The dishwasher, once a symbol of cleanliness, was now a crime scene.

Who shat in Veronica's dishwasher and why? A simple yet extremely effective process of elimination proving that we are really good detectives, will uncover the shocking truth.

The next case opens on October 9th. 

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In the trial of Human v. Bear, Karen and Detective LK face the intense challenge of becoming opposing lawyers. 

Will the bears 'zips' be the defence's downfall? Will the muffin top theory topple the prosecution? What will the jury decide?

One thing is clear. A verdict will be reached. And there is a lot at stake.

A brand new case opens on September 25th. 

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In 2023, photos of a sun bear at Hangzhou Zoo in Eastern China broke the internet. Why? Because the bear was waving and looked suspiciously like a bloke in a ill-fitted bear suit.

But what is the truth, is this an authentic sun bear or a human in disguise?

To get to the bottom of it, the unqualified detectives call in the experts: animatronic bear suit specialist Nik Williams and Dr. Wong, CEO of the Bornean Sun Bear Foundation.

But the deeper they dig, the stranger it gets. Suspicions, motives, and questions are piling up. There is only one solution: temporarily hang up the detective hats, don the lawyer robes, and stage a full trial with a jury to settle the matter once and for all.

Part Two drops September 11th.

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What is the correct etiquette when facing a digestive dilemma at a wedding? How should the poopetrator at Andrea's wedding have acted to maintain grace and dignity after committing their fecal felony?

Detective Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the Detective Karen Whitehouse interview William Hanson - the UK's leading etiquette expert and co-host of legendary podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' to get some answers.

If you are thinking of becoming a poopetrator, this episode is for you. Tune in now to learn how to commit these crimes in style.

The next new case episode will be releasing on September 11th. 

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The race to unmask the poopetrator ends here. In the finale of Fecal Fugitive, Detective LK and Assistant to the Detective KW follow the final leads to flush out the truth. 

One suspect is released from custody. Another faces the the cold, harsh reality of the evidence against them.

In the final interrogation, the motive for the crime is revealed. And a family once torn apart by a fecal disaster is reunited through closure and understanding.

Check out the special Fecal Fugitive bonus episode which is live NOW. 

A brand new case opens on August 28th. 

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A dream wedding in the woods takes a filthy turn when a guest leaves more than just memories behind. With the cops refusing to investigate, the detectives race to unmask the poopetrator. Was it the wedding bean obsessed brother-in-law? A bridesmaid in political sweatpants? There’s only one way to find out, and it may or may not follow standard police procedure. 

Part two will be releasing on August 14th. 

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WE’RE BACK! This season, ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the ‘Detective’, Karen Whitehouse, return to take on a fresh batch of ridiculous mysteries and listener-submitted non-crime crimes from around the world. Our case selection criteria is simple: “anything the cops laugh at is a case for us.” We give ourselves 24 hours to crack each case, and that’s because time is money but also because precision / professionalism are overrated. 

Follow @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes. Episode 1 drops July 31, 2025.

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In this special bonus episode, the team reveal their biggest failure of Season 2.

How did they end up in the middle of nowhere in Sweden, with Karen directing a musicless fashion show with 13 models who are all wearing Hawaiian shirts? One thing becomes extremely clear - not all failure leads to success.

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If you've always wondered what would happen if we joined forces with the lovely ladies behind 'Drunk Women Solving Crime' in front of a live audience, then wonder no more, because that's exactly what we did, and you can listen to the outcome in this special one-off collab episode.

Tune in to hear us attempt to crack a rather unusal case with theories involving wolverines, mittens and of course class A Drugs.  Follow us on instagram to check out the behind the scenes pictures from the show.

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