Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

We arrive in Bristol with a real government threat replication expert and one mission: to conduct a hostile reconnaissance of the crime scene and get inside the minds of the perps.

But going undercover takes planning. We need new identities, convincing cover stories, and a way to blend in without blowing our cover.

Who will we become? And will our undercover operation go to plan?

The finale drops 5th November

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It all began with a pile of sausages in a Bristol park. Now, every lead points to one perp: The Meat Bros. The undercover brunch is set. Our experts are in place: a top-clearance government threat specialist and a leading sausage authority.

They'll help us reconstruct the crime and identify the sausage brand. Then we'll have all the evidence we need to confront the perps. The Meat Bros will not see us coming…

Part Three drops 22nd October.

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A pile of hundreds, possibly thousands, of raw pork sausages appeared overnight in the middle of a park in Bristol, UK. And nobody seems to know how they got there.

Was it a crime against British sausage loving culture? A crime against vegans? Or a sausage heist gone horribly wrong? In this episode, we speak to two key witnesses in an attempt to answer two burning questions:

Who the hell planted up to 60kg of raw sausages there, and WHY?

Part Two drops 8th October.

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In late 2020, Will arrived home one day to find a small fluffy T-Rex planted on his front porch. No note. No explanation.

He didn't think much of it until a few days later, another dinosaur arrived. It was larger. And it came with an anonymous note. And then, a few days later, the third and final dinosaur was planted. This one was so large it was almost the size of a giant adult.

Was this a sinister threat in fluff form or a twisted thank you note? 

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The next case opens tomorrow, September 24th.

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The perpetrator is only one phone call away. So we decide to make the call.

But the ultimate question remains… will the Dance Floor Dropper confess? 

And it’s boob tube / strawpedo time, AKA our final undercover operation inside the Acca. We might finally get the answers we’ve been looking for.

It's time to close this investigation once and for all.

The next case opens September 24th.

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Halifax’s Biggest Hand Competition was a success (ish). And it brings us one step closer to confronting the Dance Floor Dropper.

A man called Christopher suddenly becomes the key to whole investigation. We need to get him on side. If we play our cards right, the perpetrator could be just one phone call away.

But with the entire investigation resting on our next move, there’s no room for (any more) mistakes.

The Finale drops Sept 10th.

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We finally know what the poopetrator looks like. But we don't know his name.

There's only one way to lure in this big handed ginger man. And that is by launching Halifax's biggest hand competition…. any questions?

Part Five drops August 27th.

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It's time to put everything Detective Superintendent Nora Holford taught us into practice.

Three witnesses. Three people who were there when the crime was committed, who saw things they will never be able to un-see. There's just one problem. No one has any idea who this poopetrator is or how to track them down. With nothing more than a description to go on, we're forced into our most innovative case solving strategy yet. And then out of nowhere, an anonymous tip comes through. One singular text message that changes everything.

Part Four drops August 13th.

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This is no ordinary investigation. We are tackling a case serious enough for the police to get involved.

Karen doesn’t trust we can handle this on our own so we join forces with a retired police superintendent. Our unqualified detective agency is swiftly reorganised, a new hierarchy implemented, and we get a glimpse into how real professionals run investigations. For the first time we need to pretend that we know what we’re doing. 

And as the case gathers momentum, contact is finally made with a masked man claiming to be perp.

Part Three drops July 30th.

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An iconic nightclub in the North of England has become a crime scene.

Someone shat in the middle of the dancefloor. Multiple times. How the hell did they do it without being seen? And more importantly... why?

We expected witnesses. We hoped for suspects. What we didn't expect (this early) was a confession.

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