Who's The Bitch?

This week on Who's the Bitch, Jackie's goin' off 'bout AMC Stubs as well as AMC bringin' in REGULAR COMMERCIALS during the trailers, Jack White finally gets a cell phone (and hopefully lightens the burden on everyone else), and Kara shares a tale of her own Jen Affleck from Highschool. Then it's onto SOME SOLICITED ADVICE!

This week's first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH because the thought of getting re-married gives them The Ick, but their long-term partner is wanting to go through with the nuptials.

Our first voicemail of the week is thinkin' 'bout a future BITCHuation involving Christmas and if they'd be THE BITCH for not buying gifts for the seven kids in their family this year.

Our second emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for blowin' up on their husband after he showed disappointment that the emailer didn't wanna go to a party after she had spent the ENTIRE DAY cleanin' and preppin' for their own daughter's birthday party the next day... WITHOUT the husband's help.

Our second, and final, voicemailer knows they're THE BITCH, but now they wanna know how to convince their sister that she can do better than the dud she leapfrogged to?

Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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This week on Who's the Bitch, Kara is back in Connecticut after dealing with a weirdo window opener IN THE AISLE SEAT who kept violating Kara's airspace, and Jackie shares her own tale 'bout a window bitch. Kara and Jackie chat about some GENERAL BITCHERY of how reporters are still trying to make Colin Jost say mean things about his wife ScarJo. Jennifer Aniston is dating a hypnotist, and there might be some special info for listeners of Kara's other show! Then it's onto some SOLICATED ADVICE!

Our first caller made a fauxPAW when they shared AI tributes of their sister-in-laws mother's cat, who recently had to be put down, to a family chat. Her SIL did not enjoy it, and thumbs downed the photos. It soon turned into an all out thumb war that peaked with the caller going back through EVERY interaction they've had since Christmas and thumbs downing them. Now it's silence and the caller knowns they're THE BITCH, but it was FUNNY!!

Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for giving their Trumper coworkers the cold shoulder as the emailer, a gay immigrant, can only see the fact that they voted against the listeners (as well as MANY others) protections and rights.

Our second, and last, caller needs to know if their boyfriends right and they're being THE BITCH by ignoring a text from a college friend wanting them to confirm some past drama the caller can't even really speak on.

Our second, and last, emailer wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for turning down the family vacation next year to avoid the stress and terror of their brothers five children.

Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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This week on Who's The Bitch?, we've got a recap of the 3 hour Bitchathon stream, including Kara trying the Pineapple Jalapeno BuzzBall!

Our first call comes in from a firefighting arborist, who's got a roommate whose with a nasty habit of starting fires when he's been drankin' despite burn warnings.

Then the first guest of the Bitchathon, and the first EVER on WTB, Holden McNeely is welcomed onto the lanai to bring in the male perspective, and helps give advice to a fellow North Carolinian when it comes to the awkwardness around their aunt after she POSSIBLY nearly killed a family dog via neglect.

Boss man Henry Zebrowski appears to help all the "troubled women" of the world, including the case of the caller who's sister is pregnant with a total (armed) psycho's baby.

Our next caller wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for asking their bestie since birth to babysit their kids so they can attend a mutuals (who's also their dealer!) really fun wedding that the bestie wasn't invited to because of a falling out that the bestie doesn't even KNOW about.

The final call brings us the religious drama for the night, complete with that wacky ole group started by Joseph Smith!

Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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The Summer Bitchathon of 2025 has come to pass, and while we were able to figure out who was the #BOTS (Bitch Of The Summer), we're all truly asking 'HOW DID CHUB RUB NOT WIN????'  

Kara brought her kids to the East coast for the summer and is starting to enjoy the fact that you can drink the air here. Jackie's Safety Corner involves the revelation that the NYC midnight ice cream trucks in the neighborhood are NOT selling ice cream, and she needs to know who else is afraid of them? Jackie's only got her mind set on one sandy summer destination, and that's 'Love Island'! And in UNSOLICITED ADVICE we're NOT here to talk about Jonathan Bailey's 'Slutty Little Glasses', but we ARE here to talk about him and ScarJo mouth smoochin' on the red carpet and that just leads into a conversation about smoochin' culture and mouth kissin' parents before headin' into some SOLICIATED ADVICE!

Our first caller is actually a submitted VOICE NOTE! You can do it too, just keep THAT BITCH under 5mins!

Our first caller's in-laws hit a rough patch during covid when their mother-in-laws income came to a halt, so they offered to help make ends meet. Now it's been 5 years, the in-laws are back to having steady pay, and the caller wants to know if they'd be the PRIVILAGED BITCHES if they finally put an end date to that deal after already having given them $55,000(!!!!) during those years?  

Our first emailer has a BITCHSITCH between them and their immigrant husband who came to the US for the emailer, because now he's wanting to cross back over the Northern border to his home country for fear of deportation. But the emailer refuses to leave their mother behind. Does it make them THE BITCH for refusing to immigrate for their husband when he did the same thing for her when they married?

Our second caller has a low stakes BITCHUATION, they wanna know are they THE BITCH for never telling anyone that they found their kids missing iPad because dad was accidentally screen maxing their toddlers during the summer while working from home?

Our second emailer had previously gone ON A BREAK with their current boyfriend and during that time he hooked up with his HAWT neighbor multiple times. Both lied to the emailer once the break was over about this, but the boyfriend has since moved. Now that neighbors asking to use his pool to give her kids swimming lessons, the emailer said its uncomfortable and boyfriend agreed TO THE EMAILERS FACE before telling the ex-neighbor 'sure'. We all know he's THE BITCH but now the emailer wants to know what to do about this whole mess?

Our third, and final, caller cut their childhood friend out of his life at 18 after both the friend and friends brother joined the police force and military. Now at 30 they're having regrets and needed a bitchy lil pep talk of what to do.

Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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This week Kara and Jackie are goin' remote for the summer as Kara had to head East with the kids like a single mother escaping a cholera outbreak, and on top of being the first remote episode it's the first episode post-3hr Bitchathon!  

In General Bitchery: What is the bitchiest Starbucks order??  Jackie and Kara pine for a soda tourism trip for Swig and beyond. The Bitch of the Summer, Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez, keep on proving the Bitchathon voters were RIGHT via their lame ass parties and terrible wedding, then it's on to your calls and emails!

Our first caller is a listener who called DURING the Bitchathon about her friend NOT being inviting to a mutual friends wedding she's planning to attend, and she's got an update!

Our second caller is a regular from chat and after leaving their father to watch their diabetic cat for a few nights they returned to find DADDY'S DICK NUMBING SPRAY in their bathroom. Now they're really uncomfortable and unsure of what to even do; do they tell dad my roof, my rules or would that make them a hypocrite 'cause they were doin' the same type a things under old pops roof and KNOW he heard a thing or two!

Our first, and only, emailer this ep, wants to know if they're THE BITCH for trying to stay outta their friends business and tellin' his ex to just MOVE ON instead of asking and worrying if said friend/ex is dating someone new.

Our third caller had some similar questions to the last SECRET SIBLIN' and wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for circumventing their shitty dad (who refuses to even talk to the caller) to try and have some sort of relationship with their half-siblings, who may or may not know the caller even exists.

Our fourth, and final, caller wants to know if they're THE BTICH for wanting to take their girlfriend to a vvv nice sushi restaurant, but gf keeps makin' some weeeeird excuses for why they can't go to expensive restaurants!

Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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Kara and Jackie are preppin' 4 the BITCHATHON THIS THURSDAY over on www.youtube.com/@WhosTheB plus gettin' into the new term for losin' contact; "caspering". As well as the sometimes nightmare world of friend communication in general.

Then it's onto our first email, from a mother who wants to know if she's THE BITCH for lying about why the father of their child is suddenly absent from their lives? Now she's unsure of how, AND IF, to tell her friends the real reason behind the sudden disappearance.

Our first caller is a return caller with A BITCHDATE after following the advice given to them in 'Episode 13 - This Is Our Chrismukkah Episode'. They've also got a NEW BITCHUATION they need some guidance on!

Our second, and last emailer, was reminded during a private WTB-Listen-A-Thon that when they were a child, their mom just in that ever so casual boomer style dropped that their cousins (whom they're close to) have a ~secret half sibling~, now they wanna know if they should keep harboring this secret and they wanna know WHO ARE THE BITCHES IN ALL THIS?

Our second, and last caller, wants to know if they're THE BITCH for potentially leaving their unemployed roommates/past relationship partners homeless after they couldn't carry the financial burden alone anymore and decided to move states for an easier life. 

Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM and DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON THIS THURSDAY, JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST over on The YouTube!!!!!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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Buckle up, it's time for all the tough bitch love YOU CAN HANDLE!

Jackie's livin' her best Choir Life (for the past month) and she's FAINLLY comin' out to Kara 'bout it as Kara recalls her weekend of going to an adults skating party (no, not that kind) and met her archnemsis (archbitch?) that caused her to fall on her coccyx and now SHE'S GOT PAIN, which is not being helped by her daughter's bestie sleeping over while being stuck on east coast time and think we can all agree: Time Zones are THE BITCH!

In UNSOLICATED ADVICE, pop stars are gonna pop star and Sabrina Carpenter has people makin' A RUCKUS with her new album cover which caused a heated discussion about her oversexin' everything in what just seems more and more like repeated publicity stunts.

Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE, our first emailer knows that she's probably THE BITCH, but can't help wanting to execute a petty retaliate against their MIL who's paying for their wedding, but also making some pretty insane demands because of it.

Our first caller recently moved into their partners apartment and wants to know who's THE BITCH when it comes to their boyfriend not allowing them to bring in and decorate with the chachkas that call to them, as he wants to keep the place minimal!

Our second, and final, emailer reconnected with an old flame and moved providences with them. This past Christmas, their flames tightknit circle of friends requested the emailer not be at the Christmas event with no explanation given. But her partner didn't push for an answer, and now they need guidance on navigating these murky bitch infested waters.

Our second, and final, caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH, their partners THE BITCH, or is it just plain ole' girl cRaZiNeSs that has her feelin' like it wasn't an early bedtime and a glitching phone that caused her boyfriend to miss calls and updated What'sApp activity.

Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM and DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST over on The YouTube!!!!!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Summers here, and it's time to do SOME BITCHIN'!

Jackie's sending her good wishes towards Kara as the end of the school year looms darkly in the short distance, but momma Kara has it aaaallll planned out, then we're onto some GENERAL BITCHERY from our dedicated Bitchlings with a few UPDATES and a question of "What's the Bitchiest Natural Disaster?"

And in out UNSOLICIATED ADVICE, Jackie's gushin' 'bout the couple she never thought she'd STAN....Kylie Jenner and Timtim. They've been to almost every Knicks game before they got knocked out, or something.... sports. But some lame-o's are up in arms because memelord Kylie made a post that referenced a scene in Sex and the City about not gettin' some if the Nicks lose.

Now,  it's time for the MAIN ATTRACTION: THE SOLICITED ADVICE!

Our first caller had to move back in with their mother and aunt after their relationship ended, which caused tensions the caller expressed to a close friend. The friends solution was for the caller to move in with the friend and her 2 little boys in their small, two bedroom home. The caller has already tried politely saying no, but their friend keeps INSISTING. They wanna know how exactly to tell their friend firmly 'NO' and end the conversation without making said friend hate them.

Our first emailer thinks his new girl is perfect...except she snores like a freight train and talks in her sleep. The emailer is a light sleeper and CAN'T GET NO SLEEP. Earplugs can't deafin' the rumbles, and they wanna know if they'd be THE BITCH for suggestin' their partner check with a doc about the snorin' to see 'what's up with that?' after the callers own stepfather found out he snored from sleep apnea himself.

Our next submission is a DM from a listener who has a self proclaimed low stakes 'Who's The Bitch?'; their husband's love language is gifts, BUT they're always hideous, and they wanna know if they're THE BITCH for not just appreciating the thought or is HE THE BITCH for not knowing her style better after 10 YEARS?

Our second, and final, bitchling heard the plea for some ACTUAL BITCHES and has answered the call! They think they're THE BITCH for callin' out some BABY BITCHES, in front of their entire middle school class and makin' one of 'em cry, for bein' RUDE.

Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM and DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST over on The YouTube!!!!!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Kara and Jackie are back for with another Who's the Bitch, and this week comes with the announcement of a THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST!!!!!

This week's first email is actually an update on the person who wanted to know if they'd be THE BITCH for proposing to their boyfriend a week before his sister gets married., (check 'Episode 32 - Mother's Day Blues' for more details!).

Then some UNSOLICIATED ADVICE featuring The Hollywood Reporter's latest Drama Actress Roundtable (that's a mouthful) with what looks to be a chunk of the original video being removed where Helen Mirren calls Hollywood stars BUTT UGLY! jk she just shares a very dated version of body positivity with all, then doubles down on it.

Then we're kicking off our SOLICIATED ADVICE with another update! This time from our first caller on Episode 29 - Big Bitch Energy!

Next our first caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not wanting to give their sister (who does not need the money, and whose husband is getting $11,000 from being the executor) $2500 of their inheritance because she chose to repeatedly lie about what she really wanted and got left out of the will, AND NOW she's upset about it.

This week's second emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for using every avenue available to try to get a straight answer regarding the ENM status of a secretive older suitor which resulted in them getting blocked by said suitor AND his very pregnant wife (who's shootin' it out at some point this month, which he lied about already being born for some reason????)  

Our second, and last caller, was disappointed by their comeback during a tense moment over beach chairs at the pool and now they want to know with summer uponst us all, "What would Kara and Jackie do in a situation where someone stole your spot, but you don't wanna make a scene, but also GETTA OUTTA HERE?"

Our third, and final, emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for reacting to a very abusive ex showing up in their work email, asking for forgiveness, and accidentally opening up old wounds that have kicked up an obsessive comparison between their life and the abusers.

Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM and DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST!!!!!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Who's the Bitch?, Kara's kid is ready to be the very best, and reminisces on a simpler time when parents didn't realize their kids would drink the vodka they gave them, then during out UNsolicited advice Jackie opens Kara up to the world of Tom Cruises fish fuckin', which opens the door for a quick deep dive on Tom's crazy ass before it's time to move onto SOLICIATED ADVICE!

Our first caller's sister still lives with their mother and got into debt to a drug dealer. Their dad plans to bail her out, but both of them are asking the caller to keep it secret from their mother, and the caller wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for cluing mom in?

Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not trying to mend the relationship with their parents after a harmless joke on a cruise caused a THREE MONTH+ silent treatment that started DURING THE CRUISE!!!

Our second caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH for callin' people darlin', as it has gotten at least two people HEATED as of late.

Our second, and last, emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for being upset with their husband after they came out as bi, it went poorly because her husband was worried they wouldn't be enough, then their husband chilled but started making weird jokes about the emailers best friend being their third. Our listener asked him to stop because it made them uncomfortable, then when the emailer decided they DID want to explore dating women, their husband blew up, but still continues to make those weird "jokes."

Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM.

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.