Who's The Bitch?

On this week's 'Who's the Bitch?', Kara rips it open with the DIRTY DEETS about what she's been up to in her own version of 'Eastbound and Down', plus butthole Botox, while Jackie has been processing the grief from her father recently passing and the slew of sun-dried Florida women who were asking her if she 'let her father go' like a catch and release program.

In the UNSOLICITED ADVICE corner, the 2025 Cannes Film Festival changed their dress code last minute which REEKS of a publicity stunt, per Expert Bitch Kara.

Before diving into some new, SOLICITED ADVICE, we got an update! on the pouty husband that wanted to join in the grandma funded girls only trip to Spain for the listener, her daughter, and the grandma.

Our first SOLICITED ADVICE emailer wants to know how to approach their wife dropping on them last minute that she was going back on the deal to switch years of who competes in their amateur level athletics, because she got injured before she could compete last year and had to sideline it.

Our first caller has a bachelorette weekend coming up, but it includes some BITCHES and they wanna know; should they prepare for battle or steer clear of the bitchery all together?

Our second emailer wants to know if they were THE BITCH for going against their Spanish Catholic aunt and saying 'No' when their husband wanted to fool around after a long day, while the emailer was on their period, AND they had a stacked schedule the next day with their kids. (no, not at all)

Our second, and final, caller wants to know how to handle the, self-proclaimed, low stakes BITCHuation of their coworker returning their romance novel FIVE MONTHS after they loaned it, with a cracked spine, pages destroyed, and brown spots.

Our final emailer caught one of their trivia team partners red-handed googling questions, and now they wanna know if they're THE BITCH for just wanting to stop attending and avoid a conflict or is their partner THE BITCH for insisting on confronting the trivia trickster. 

Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM.

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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Jackie and Kara open this episode of 'Who's The Bitch?' up with a BITCH IN THE WILD; "Who's the Bitch in Breaking Bad"?  

Next, it's time for some UNSOLICATED (POP CULTURE) ADVICE! The Paul's have a new (annoying) show, but they're still not woke assholes! And Logan Paul having a daughter seems to have made his heart grow three times its size (but that could also be from too much Prime Energy). Demi Moore still deserves that Oscar for the Substance, but the real news is she's talkin' 'bout lettin' it allllll go gray, tho she says she'd never do another drastic haircut ala G.I. Jane.

Our first SOLICATED advice goes to the first caller who wants to know if it'd be a bitchy move to warn her co-workers about an abusive ex who's known to prey on dancers at work.

Our first caller wants to know if they're the SIDE BITCH when it comes to the MAIN BITCH of this 'sitch, but Kara and Jackie need more juicy juicy details!!

Our second, and final caller, wants to know who's THE BITCH when it comes to a toddler being a toddler, and a man child being a man child (who literally takes candy from a baby).

Our second, and final, emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for expecting their husband to keep his side of an agreement after they caused a rift in their relationship, or if their husband is THE BITCH for dropping the ball. 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM.

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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It's time to get ready to BITCH with Kara and Jackie as they open with their Weekend Vibezzz!

Jackie's workin' for the weekend, while Kara spent her time at a child thunderdom-esq birthday party. Speaking of birthday parties, Dwayne 'the Rock' Douglas Johnson threw his child a very normal birthday party while The Kardashians gave their kids 'LOUIS VUTTON' for Easter. Kara might teach Jackie to ride a bike, but neither can do a cartwheel NEVERTHELESS they've got some unsolicited advice to dish out regarding's Met Gala admission (and Jackie asks the TRUE question), and Tina Knowles telling Oprah she put Solange and Beyonce in therapy at a young age 'cause they couldn't just get aloooong!

Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH when it comes to a double standard in their not-what-they'd-call-poly relationship.

Our first caller wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for proposing to their BF on their anniversary, which happens to be exactly a week before his sister gets married.

We have an ANOTHER UPDATE on the caller that spread across two episodes! Check out "Episode 30 - Who's The Beach?" and "Episode 31 - Take Those Hate Shades Off" for the full BITCHuation!

Our second emailer wants to know if their boyfriend is THE BITCH for lying about his relationship status at the beginning of their relationship, but coming clean almost a year later AFTER multiple opportunities had already passed.

Our second, and final, caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH (and their husband's right) for being slightly frustrated by being saddled with nanny duty anytime they take their kid outside to play with the other kids. And maybe a compromise?  

Our third, and final emailer, wants to know Who's THE BITCH of Mother's Day after a stressful and disappointing Mother's Day of yesteryear full of boomer venom!

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM.

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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This week on "Who's the Bitch", Jackie threw a beautiful Springsgiving on the day 3 major events collide, AND she made it kid friendly so Kara could bring her kids! Which transitions into talk about the Easter Bunny, all mythic holiday beings, and if it's a little white lie or not. Then George Clooney raises alarm bells, while proving he's THE BITCH, among fans when he claims him and his girl have never gotten into an argument.

Our first listener is emailing in about getting a different dental hygienist than normal who just casually dropped a homophobic complaint about modern tv shows, and now they wanna know what should they do and what actions make them THE BITCH in this?

Our first caller is a speech therapist who wants to know if they're THE BITCH (with no joy in their heart) because they were thoroughly unmoved during a forced group watch along of a superiors and coworkers produced 22 minute parody of the Barbie movie that includes the pop hit heard 'round the world, "I'm Just Teach"

Our second emailer of the week wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting to put a lock on their bedroom to keep their snoopy mother out of said bedroom, even if they don't have anything to hide.

This week's second caller is actually from a listener who called into the livestream, but on this call we get even more backstory! Check out last weeks episode, "Episode 30 - Who's The Beach?" for the BITCHY conclusion.

Our third, and final!, emailer is going with their mother and daughter on a week long girls trip abroad to Spain, and husband has been pouting about not going since he found out, but refuses to talk to the emailer about this issue and now the emailer wants to know if they're The BITCH for not thinking about them sooner

Our final BITCHuation is low stakes with a listener wanting to know if they should wear their big goth boots that make them 6'2" while going to the Last Podcast live show with their coworker, who is a man, and much shorter than them. 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM.

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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Kara's back from Florida!!! (feat. her kids) and she's got herselfz some NEW BALLZ to chuggalug on the veranda with Jackie!

Our first caller left a voicemail for the episode for NEXT WEEK, but they're here with a MASSIVE UPDATE after said caller brought up their BITCHuation to family, and now it's all stirred back up!

Our second caller (from chat!) has returned with an update, and even more news about their sister, who planned to send them a large list of their past grievances before wishing to reconnect. Check out 'Episode 7: One of Us, Bitch' for a refresher on the DEETZ!

The next caller is noticing how her cousin, that's basically her sister, treats her husband. Specifically how she has an old crush still hanging around, even though the husband has made it very apparent that he doesn't want this guy coming around, and the caller is NOT wanting to just sit and watch it all burn down....sadly.

Our fourth caller is having issues with their boomer grandma disrespecting boundaries, not listening, and accusing them of being ungrateful (among many many other things) when all they want is a little communication to figure things out.

Our last caller for the night KNOWS their mom is the BITCH, but she's also getting scammed out of $20,000 (of her husband's money) and CANTSTOPWONTSTOP because she wants attention she isn't getting from the caller's dad. Now, she's got creepy dudes creeping on the caller's KID'S photos while said caller's mom is posting thirst traps on snapchat and not respecting his wish to go no-contact.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM.

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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This week on 'Who's the Bitch?', Jackie and Kara get straight into it with our first email, and it's a reply to an email from a previous episode in which an Australian listener wrote in about handicap stalls being used by regular men for their shits, this reply comes from a disability advocate who gives us all a taste of their flavor of bitch with their own suggestion of how to deal with these dudes, then we hit some UNSOLICITED ADVICE! Olivia Munn on the today show had words about the Bezos Lady Shuttle, Machine Gun Kelly left Megan Fox while she was preggo and her baby-daddy from another time is throwing barbs, Meghan Markle oversold her honey and had to apologize, and Blake Lively went in to make doughnuts and violate every health code in existence.

Our first caller knows that they're not THE BITCH when it comes to their trust being violated initially after a "friend" went through their iPad to send themselves the callers nudes, but now they're wondering if they were THE BITCH for not letting all parties involved know what was going on with their friend who turned out to be a CREEEEEEP.

The second email this week comes from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting to cut out a new friend they met online after they keep on flakin' multiple times and never mentioning a missed event.

Our second caller this episode wants to know if they're THE BITCH for asking their fiancé to kindly use the fart room instead of just lettin' 'er rip in front of/ON THEM in bed!

This week's third, and final, emailer wants to know how much of a BITCH they were and how much of a BITCH their friend was years ago, after drama ensued when the friend started subletting their apartment to them, and the listener did NOT take care of said apartment in a WTB? first!

Our final caller of the week wants to know if they're THE BITCH for hating that their only 2 years older boss calls them 'kiddo'.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on April 21st on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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Jackie and Kara are back again! And in this edition of 'Who's The Bitch?', Kara has come to a realization that has shaken her to her core... BuzzBallz spells 'Ballz' with a 'Z', SPOILER FREE WHITE LOTUS TALK, and 'Black Mirror' and 'Hacks' are returning, but 'Black Mirror' just kinda feels like the news at this point with Katy Perry going to Space and war plans being laid out on an opensource messaging service.

This week's first caller came prepared with BULLET POINTS about the many bitches they've been dealing with, including a brief explanation of 'Barrier Bitches' then a very recently ex-friend who they gave a chance when no one else would and BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE, now they wanna know if they should make a post letting everyone know that unfortunately life isn't a teen sitcom, and sometimes the person no one likes is normally unliked for a VERY good reason.

Our second call comes in from a velvety, mystery voice who tells of the time she was staying at an Air BnB within walking distance of the new, much more reasonably priced flat she was moving into after ending her long-term relationship. She made it in late to the Air BnB, and got a message from the owner telling her that since she got in so late, he had a free pizza for her at the shop across the street. The pizza shop dude indeed knew the Air BnB host, and it just gets weirder and darker from there.

The third caller of the week is 5 weeks postpartum from birthing her FOURTH BOY CHILD and just wants someone to clean her toilets for her, but instead her mom gave her the job of ensuring dinner was ready for the family dinner said mother also invited herself to AT the daughters house. They throw it to the chat for a BITCHOMETER reading on that momma!

Our last caller has a self proclaimed low stakes bitchuation involving their small business lovin' boyfriend ONLY wanting to get sushi from the mom and pop place he knows the owners personally of, but the caller wants to S T O P and it turns out they had gotten food poisoning from this same location years ago before even meeting their boyfriend.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on April 21st on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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On this episode of 'Who's the Bitch?', chitchat up top that has Jackie convinced she should rewind time to watch 'Sons of Anarchy', Jackie has a no bitch story of Millie Bobby Brown talking in interviews about her husband Jake Bongiovi offering to take her to Prada when she was wanting to go to Target for socks, Tori Spelling should drink some water, and society is being a bitch to Benny Blanco because he's 'too ugly' for Selena Gomez.

Our first emailer thinks they're THE BITCH in this low stakes 'sitch, but they don't care, as they refuse to reply to their lateral colleague when they use too many punctuations..................................................

Our first caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH for putting their foot down when their friend waited 'til the very last minute to ask the caller to throw a party AND invite their friends and family to buy things from asking friend so they could afford to go to another friends wedding hours away!

Our second emailer wants to know some ways to get back at their male coworkers using the ONLY handicap stall at work as their personal shitter palace.

This weeks second, and final, caller wants to know if they're overreacting to their husband making them audition and do a CALLBACK for a role that's essentially the caller.

The last emailer of the week wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not saying 'I love you' back because they're not officially the emailers boyfriend?

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on April 7th on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on 'Who's The Bitch?' we start out with an apology from a listener who sent a mean email to Jackie for her new Snackies segment over on Page 7 because they got misophonia and Kara AGREES WITH THEM! Well, at least on movin' that chompin' and slurpin' to the end of the episode.

Then we get right into the first caller who wants to know if they're THE BITCH because they rented a very nice camping site, but upon arrival a family had taken root there already and claimed THEY had rented the spot. The caller addressed them with RECEIPTS, the family DOUBLED DOWN and PRETENDED to search for a confirmation email before finally giving up. And then it gets even weirder as the family started listening to LPOTL as they were HEADING HOME FOR THE NIGHT!?

Our second caller is taking us on a bitch warp back to 2016 when the caller was part of their cousins wedding party, and their cousin let their fiancé demand that the trans (but not yet on testosterone) caller wear a dress because he wanted things to be 'traditional' for his  family. So, they only showed up for the after party and hasn't spoken to the cousin since. Now their uncle has been diagnosed with cancer and given not long to live. After reaching out to all of the cousins siblings, they now feel like THE BITCH and need to know...what do they do now?

Our third caller unfortunately has an issue similar to our previous caller, but for their friend so they already know they're not THE BITCH. They have a wedding coming up and plan to wear a pants suit to it and told a group wedding chat, where they learned one of the bridesmaids was told by the bride they'd prefer them to wear a dress even tho it made the bridesmaid incredibly uncomfortable. 

Our fourth caller rented their basement to friends for a year a half before getting annoyed by their lack of care for their dog that resulted in them having to pick up the slack, then another friend asked if their 20 something son could live with them and so they moved in with their boyfriend who lives behind their house and let the 20 something move into their room. Now the friends in the basement are angry because they don't know the dude. The friends have since moved out, but it appears their friendship is irreparable. WHO's the bitch in this?

Our fifth caller wants to know if they’re THE BITCH for standing their ground with their boss when it comes to working/being on call for UNPAID weekends.

Our sixth caller is a return caller from a previous livestream, and they've got an UPDATE! They had called about having a mother who wanted to completely rewrite the history of said callers coming out, making it seem like no one was shocked or upset, all so she could get the caller to come out to their father.

Our seventh caller is being creeped on by their much older coworkers' brother, including him showing up and making disgusting comments during the caller's mother's YARD SALE, and can't bring it up to said older coworker because she just won't understand.

Our eight caller has a vvv low stakes 'Who's The Bitch?' involving bringing a BOY CAT into the GIRLS CLUB, but I think we can all agree Miso did nothing wrong, and Jackie uses this time to push her Cats (the movie) based cult.

Our ninth, AND LAST, caller has been having a hard time with a family that just does not know how to help them when it comes to the current mental health situation they're stuck in, and they want to know if they're being THE BITCH or if that falls upon their families' shoulders?

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on April 7th on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Who's The Bitch?, Jackie and Kara open it up with some TRAITORS talk, Kara gets poo craved,  Sam Asghari's obsession with body count, and then it's on to your calls and emails!

The first email this week is a potential QUAD BITCHER involving two married couples and a drunken wife make out session that the husband who found out about it was NOT okay with. Now the emailer is left to wonder who among the four of them carries the most bitch burden.

A voicemail comes in from a good samaritan who drove two random college students to their dorm, but made sure to let them know what a bad idea it was and how badly it could have ended. They wanna know if they're THE BITCH for Large Marge-ing them?

This week's second email comes in from a wife who recently found out her husband of 18 years has been spankin' it in bed every night to help himself sleep after his wife goes to sleep and despite asking him to stop, there he goes goonin' again.

In another email, a fan reaches out about a friend of hers always making a big deal out of their own birthday, and expected $50 to attend her most recent birthday party at a brewery, despite the fact that she never does much for the writer on their, very close birthday.

This week's final call comes in from a listener who wants to know Who's THE BITCH after snapping at friends claiming all but the room they couldn't stay in easily with their large dog as a "joke" while they were running late to check in for a group vacation. 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on March 24th on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.