Who's The Bitch?

This end of year WHO'S THE BITCH has got Jackie and Kara reflecting on holidays past including Kara eating some mushroom chocolate and having vivid hallucinations of her children storming into the bedroom at night, and Jackie's romantic at home Covid Christmas with Geoff last year.  Kara and Jackie talk about the crushing weight of new year's resolutions and then get into your calls and messages!

Our first caller this episode wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not wanting their mom to write about their childhood in the memoir that they're currently writing.

Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH in a situation where their friends boyfriend acts cold and distant during the planning of a trip and also now hates Canada????

The final email comes in from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for leaving their POS boyfriend and (rightfully) taking their cat with them.

AAANNNND DON'T MISS the first livestream of the year taking place on January 13th!

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV returns on January 13th!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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It's the season of bitches, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Kwanza (or whatever you may or may not celebrate!) Gather yer favorite bitches and hear tell as Kara gives us her loose traditions that include weaponizing santa (AS GOD INTENDED!) plus experiencing the Christian bible for the first time as an adult, while Jackie regals one and all with Linda LA adventures that have Jackie advising for an afternoon holiday walk on Christmas! Not to mention all the many coping mechanisms of the holidays, Jackie's BADvent Gilmore Girl's calendar, Elf on the Shelf being a creeptastic monstrosity, Jackie went (chest)nuts last year, but this year she's havin' an ire holiday and that means NO TEARS, ONLY MIMOSAS (per Kara's suggestion), and they both remember the true reason for the season; MARIAH!

Our first caller claims they're THE BITCH, but they wanna know how much of one for not wanting to travel and spend their holidays with their extremely rude and incredibly mean in-laws in Ohio. YUCK.

Our first emailer wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for amending their leave policy at work after they get back from maternity leave because an employee requested full weeks off for every single holiday 3 day weekend without even talking to anyone in a team of just 5, AND the caller is going to be dropping some hours for maternity leave in the new year!

Caller #2 wants to know if they/their friend group are THE BITCHEZ for icing out the wife of their longtime friend (who also used to be their friend) for her abusive cheating ways after a poorly planned Florida trip implodes.

Our last email is a low stakes Who's the Bitch? (per their words) as they want to know if she's DA BITCH for finding it highly annoying the father of their daughters classmate keeps forgetting they've met before and introducing themselves, while recognizing their daughter and husband EVERY.TIME. and keeps mistaking her for her 70 YEAR OLD MOTHER!?!?

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV returns on January 13th!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In this pre-Xmas prep WTB, #1 Puker Jackie Zebrowski reports back her experience at this year's Spotify Wrapped party, and Kara tells tale of corporate Xmas parties past.

This week's first call is an update on the gift givin' bitch question from ep. 10!

Our second call gets a brief breakdown from Kara as it's THICC; the caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for being upset that her boyfriend let an 18 year old who works for him sleep on the couch when he was feeling sick (without warning), and our final call is coming from THE OTHER SIDE!?!

Next, an email from a listener who wants to know if they are THE BEYOCH for wanting more attention for their birthday, since everyone in their life just tosses it in with Christmas.

Then an email comes in from a listener who wants to know if she's THE BITCH for the issues she's havin' with her brother and sister-in-law.

The final email comes in from a fan who wants to know if they were THE BITCH for expecting a friend to stay by their side while they were in an affair with a married man.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Kara and Jackie slam some Ballz to the back of their throat and talk about the fall of Luigi Mangione before it's time for some Daddy Drama as multiple listeners call in with tales of male boomers GONE MAD (and one sister)!

A call comes in from a fan who wants to know who's THE BITCH in a situation involving their family being shady as hell about Holiday family drama and then getting upset at the caller for not understanding what's going on, once more proving that boomers truly are the most dramatic generation.

Another call comes in from Kara2 with a bit of an update when it comes to her relationship with her birth family.  

The next caller is trapped in the middle of a tuition scandal of their own as their sister is demanding retribution (in monthly payments) for a bill owed to the school and moms got receipts sis ain't got.

Kerry calls in with some good ole fashioned Holiday dad issues but this time with weaponized therapy speak!

This week's final caller has a tale of bowel burdens that they've found was caused by a careless roommate who thinks celiac disease is just a tummy ache and contaminated their meal prep containers. 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPN

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Up top on this Who's the Bitch?, Kara and Jackie talk 'bout the pressures of the Holiday season including Jackie's metamorphosis into Linda last year, and Kara gets into the finer details of when it's okay to just give a gift card. Finally, Kara and Jackie have a brief chat about the cinematic mästerverk "Hot Frosty" and Hallmarkcore movies as a whole.

This week's first caller is from someone who feels like a big ole' grinch for not wanting to give gifts at events like weddings, showers (bridal and baby) and other forced gift gatherings. 

A call that far too many people will sadly relate to comes in from our second caller, who wants to know if she's the BITCH-y sister for offering her home to her niece for Thanksgiving after the niece was uninvited by her own mother due to political differences, and it just evolved into a full familial dumpster fire.

The third, and final, caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for turning down her best friend when they were drunk and trying to kiss her, then she told them nothing happened after the friend sobered up. Their friendship dissolved, but now the caller wants to reconnect and can't find them.
 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this pre-Thanksgiving episode The Empress of Thanksgiving and Kara are guzzlin' CranBallz and holding space (and fingers)...

This week's first LIVE CALLER is a follow up on the Cali sober voicemail from the last episode of the podcast that provides far more details of the Bitchvent, and the caller is worried they may have become the bitch in the sitch.

The second caller wants to know if he's the bitch for putting a rude kindergartener in their place after the child made fun of his son for getting affection at drop off.

Caller three wants to know if they're overreacting after spending quarantine, under the request of the parents, painting a beautiful Winnie the Pooh mural on her nephew's wall only to have it painted over 3 years later to not clash with the room's new racing theme.

The fourth call comes in from a listener who wants to know if they are the bitch for stepping back from their partner's friend of 10 years after feeling like they're putting in much more effort than the friend.

The fifth, and final caller, is actually the listener in the live chat whose 90 Day Fiance-esque Sister in Law blew up the family chat with accusations that her husband (the callers Brother in Law) has been emotionally abusing her. Thanksgiving is going to be CRAAAAAZZZYYYY and it's got Kara beggin' for a front row seat to the Fowl Follies!

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!   

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we got Thanksgiving talk, including Kara's personal Who's The Bitch from a less than stellar Thanksgiving at a restaurant past, to which Jackie recounts her tween nightmare of the vomit soaked time she had thanksgiving at a revolving Disney restaurant!

This week's first voicemail is from a caller who must now monitor her friend at work and report back to their manager about the friend's massive corner cutting, to top it off the caller is the one who GOT HER THE JOB.

The second voicemail comes from a fan dealing with her brother who expects her to fund his life in jail for attempted murder because of a traumatic kidnapping via his birth mother from before the caller was born.

This week's third and final caller leaves a voicemail about drinking near a recently Cali-sober friend during a tour with her band and things getting very tense.

And this week's episode is rounded out with an Instagram dm from a listener who confronted two girls rippin' fat cloudz in front of her four month old baby, and wants to know if she's THE BITCH for goin' so hard.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! 

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie still wants that sponsorship so, Women Owned™ BuzzBallz, pls respond, and A̶u̶n̶t̶ G̶a̶y̶l̶e̶ Kara is in a viral bitchuation involving the Queen of Catsteros herself.

The Rock confirms he's so busy he pees in bottles like a basement dwelling neckbeard refusing to leave his goon cave, and continuing the PISS NEWS a girl in the pit for Sabrina Carpenter went too hard too soon and pissed the pit before Sabrina even hit the stage!

A voicemail comes in from a listener who's sister walked out of a crowded theatre because the listener didn't follow their 'no one is allowed diet coke because I can't have it' rule and enjoyed that highly artificially sweet coke as the theatre of people probably thought she was a total monster to a pregnant woman.

The first caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for refusing to apologize AGAIN and AGAIN to her little sister for things from their teenage years, and now the little sister wants 0 to do with her to the point of leaving groups the caller approaches at family events.

Our second, and also last, caller wants to know WHO'S THE BITCH when it comes to her crazy neighbor slingin' insults and callin' cops on almost everyone in the neighborhood while they organized and tried to get relief items in order post hurricane because it was past the curfew and she somehow had a 7am meeting.
 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Kara and Jackie got ready for Halloween, and Jackie showed off her Greta Gremlin makeup for the night's costume and went over some personal Who's The Bitches!

This week: Jackie's THE BITCH for turning down professional help from makeup artist friends for her complex Halloween costume, but she still killed it! Kara's bein' THE BITCH at her kids Halloween parties 'cause PTA means being forced to attend 3 HOUR WEBINARS ABOUT THEIR SCHOOLS!?! and has to multitask and take the calls AT the children's Halloween parties. Then it's time for some unsolicited advice involving fresh divorcees Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster FINALLY gettin' together. The voicemail this episode is a follow-up to a call from two weeks ago's episode where the caller wanted to know if she's THE BITCH for not telling her roommate's boyfriend that his girlfriend was trying to exit the relationship stage right with another guy, and boy are there more JUICY DETAILS! The first emailer wants to know if they are THE BITCH for being upset about two bombshells of secret siblings being brushed over like it's no big deal. The second listener email wants to know is she THE BITCH!? for letting her childhood friend know that it isn't a new thought that teens and adults shouldn't be together plus that Elvis was kinda creepy.  In the third email, the listener wants to know WHO'S THE BITCH when her friend showed up on her doorstep to add a flea covered kitten to their responsibility as their dog was slowly passing away. Our Final listener DM that came in for Khara and Jakkey wants to know if they're THE BITCH (ALL CAPS) for being upset when people get their very easy name wrong ALL THE TIIIIME!

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this edition of Who's the Bitch?, Jackie's all gussied up not only to get that BuzzBallz sponsorship but cause she got a HAWT date afterwards and Kara's advertising for her WIKIFEET!

This week: the first caller wants to know if she, or Grandma, is THE BITCH after Grandma avoided her movie premiere and called to bitch the caller out for letting their 10 year old Chihuahua hang out in Grandma's basement during the premiere which violated a surprise family rule that Grandma seems to have just pulled out her ass. The second caller is trying to figure out how to spend quality time with his nephew without having to get into a verbal brawl about politics with the parents EVERY. SINGLE. VISIT. A letter comes from a listener wanting to know if SHE'S THE BITCH because her (now EX) boyfriend wouldn't wear a Halloween costume due to his cultural background and it caused a BIG OL' BLOW UP! Caller three is a RETURN CALLER with an UPDATE on their best friend who went to see her birth mom behind her back. Our last caller comes in piggybacking on the second call and wants to know if they're the bitch for limiting contact with their brother who refuses to help with anything involving their ailing mother and how can they maintain a relationship with their nephew despite this?

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.