Who's The Bitch?

Have you missed us bitchin'? 'Cause we've missed bitchin' with you! Jackie comin' in hawt with the newest flavor of Berry Cherry LIMEADE as her and Kara keep the WOMAN OWNED BUZZBALLZ flowin'!

The first caller of the week is the lead toddler teacher for tiny humans and they're having issues with their two assistant teachers undermining them and just making plans for their classroom without consulting them. They've reported it to the director, without any changes, and now they wanna know WHO'S THE BITCH?

This week's second caller finally came out to their homophobic mother in the heat of the moment, much to mom's shock. Now, after years of 'Modern Family' reruns, she's come around and expects our caller to come out to their dad!? As if all the homophobic comments (not directed at the caller) over the years never happened, INCLUDING mom's own meltdown over their coming out years ago. So, they wanna know, are they THE BITCH for expecting some goddamn accountability up in here?

Our third caller has been having ongoing issues with their brother-in-law dropping the "sorry guys, I'm broke" right before the bar tab arrives (plus MORE) and they need to know, WHO'S THE BITCH?!

Our fourth, and last caller, knows they're not THE BITCH, but boy do they have a story that has become bitch-lore amongst their friend group with a bonus bitchy nature story from long beach!

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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This week on Who's The Bitch? Kara and Jackie get into Kara's son living his best life, what month is the bitchiest, and Jackie recounts a final round of laundry in NYC surrounded by vomit soaked Santa's! Then they get into your calls and messages.

This week's first caller thinks they are THE BITCH after noticing his current partner had quite a few select photos of her ex on her phone, and after knowingly violating her privacy and deleting them from her phone is left wondering 'where to go now?'

Our second voicemail this episode is from a woman facing an urgent ticking clock on being able to have children, and they would like to be married before getting preggers, but her significant other keeps dragging his feet on the proposal despite it being down to the wire for her cancer surgery date that will likely end her ability to have children.

An email comes in from a listener who tells the tale of a friendship possibly ruined amidst a move because of a joke not translating into text.

And in this week's final call a listener tells the story of helping her friend leave her married boyfriend, only for said friend to end up in a very similar near mistress relationship, and the caller is still dealing with being ghosted after asking her about some of her new man's very strange requests.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV which returns MARCH 10th!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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This week on 'Who's The Bitch?', Jackie and Kara bemoan not getting to celebrate National Margarita Day proper on the podcast, and Jackie urges all to watch "I'll Be Home for National Margarita Day", which sparks the conversation of Maria Menounos being dethroned as the queen of AMC Theatres then gets into a convo 'bout bitchy drank orders. Finally, it's on to your calls and messages!

This week's first caller is feelin' like they might have been a bitch in a sitch where she misjudged two men in a grocery store who approached her late one night.

The second caller this week is wondering if they are the bitch after a friend hired them to design wedding invites and, despite saying they wanted to pay her full rate to design the cards, they freaked out when they saw the bill and exploded on our caller.

This week's first email comes from a fan who is thinkin' 'bout Who's The Bitch? or if it's just growing older bein' the bitch when it comes to staying close with others.

Our final call this week comes from a listener who is being harassed by a handsy cleaning lady at work, and after snapping at her despite multiple warnings it's possibly becoming an HR nightmare.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! JOIN US MARCH 10TH FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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In this edition of Who's The Bitch? Kara and Jackie give their feelings, or lack thereof, on Valentine's Day, if it's okay to celebrate your dating anniversary after being married, and then get into what dog breed is the bitchiest!

This week's first email comes from a listener questioning 'Who's the Bitch?' when it comes to their significant other claiming he wants to help them volunteer at an animal rescue walking dogs but every time he comes he makes it a total nightmare and seems annoyed the whole time, leaving the listener to not even want to volunteer anymore.

Our first call this week comes in from a fan who wants to know 'Who's the Bitch?' when it comes to her having texted a longtime friends husband offering to watch the kids should he need a respite while his wife was out of town, which quickly escalated to a bitchuation once the wife returned home and saw the exchange on her husband's phone.  

This week's second email comes from a listener who wants to know if they are being THE BITCH for bein' upset after selling tickets to a concert she had been looking forward to for awhile after plans fell through and her boyfriend also said he couldn't go due to work, but after the tickets were sold he brought up how he has to start using PTO at work OR LOSE IT!?

Our final message of the week comes in from a roommate trapped in an apartment with her roommate's incredibly sick with the flu boyfriend, despite the fact that they could go to his apartment and not spread the siccness to her.  

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! JOIN US MARCH 10TH FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Who's The Bitch, its time to retool our BITCHOMETER because Kanye isn't a bitch he's just straight vile and Kara reads a personal account from a fan on why GooP shouldn't be 1 on the BITCHOMETER, SHE SHOULD BE 5!

This week's first caller thinks they're THE BITCH because they want their full of feelings MOTHA to BACK DOWN from driving them to the treatments for their recently diagnosed cancer because she's not what you would call a good driver and the hospital is downtown and gets A LOT of traffic.

The second caller this episode wants some new perspectives on a hard sought brand new coworker revealing they're 22 weeks preggo during their very first day on the job, and the General Manger has some F E E L S about it.

Our third caller gives us a condensed rundown of the VMs they've left previously in which they KNOW they're NOT THE BITCH, and the girls give them some advice on how to move on from a friend break-up.

Our last caller this week also thinks they're THE BITCH because they don't wanna plan their own fucking going away party(???) next month AT THE REQUEST OF THEIR FRIENDS!

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! JOIN US MARCH 10TH FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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This week on 'Who's The Bitch', our resident Gossip Goddess Kara has returned to the land of the living! Just in time to cash in that Class Pass trial before it expires, while our Sassy Siren Jackie is slowly turning into a silver fox (eyebrows and all).  

This past weekend was the BitchFest know as The Grammy Awards and we're all still waiting for that Bianca Censori interview to let us know she isn't blinking morse code for 'HELP ME', everyone's alleging that Kacey Musgraves had stankface when she lost to Beyoncé (congrats!), and Billie Eilish's brother had to issue a statement to fans TO LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE (Jackie hopes TS will do the same to her fans), and everyone can agree Doechii was an absolute highlight. FINALLY, Kara has a controversial opinion on the even more controversial Emilia Pérez (that she formed BEFORE knowing how incredibly racist the lead actor is WHOMP WHOMP)  

Our first email is from Steven (from the bathroom!) giving an update on his coworker who kept coming in later and later, even after they changed the schedule FOR HER. And on this note, WE WANT UR UPDATES!!!

Our first caller (25) was talking to their mid-40's coworker about generations and after she talked about a shitty professor making a BIIIIG dumb speech during the caller's presentation about how younger people no longer have the same work ethic, the coworker agreed with the professor. Now, our caller knows they're not THE BITCH, but how the hell do they respond without being THE ASSHOLE?

Our last emailer was trapped next to an absolute demon on an overnight flight to/from Hawaii for their honeymoon this past October (CONGRATS!!!) in what sounds like the 3rd layer of a Personal Hell. 

Our last voicemail is from a caller who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting their rich sister to come visit them at their home instead of just having them out to visit.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! JOIN US FEBRUARY 10TH FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on 'Who's the Bitch', Kara got the 'Rona despite getting the vax, but the recovery was much faster SO GET YOUR VACCINES PEOPLE. Jackie talks about Geoff's recent Tetanus shot, and Kara reveals that Covid gave her time to get into "The Traitors" at the same time as Jackie! Plus Kara stakes her claim to the idea for "Dungeons and Drag Queens" years before the current series (DRAMA).

Our first emailer wants to know which sign of the zodiac is THE BITCH, and everyone's lookin' at you Sagittarius!

The second emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for calling out their father in law for repeatedly (exhaustingly) wasting servers' time by asking for recommendations only to order fish/chicken and vegetables every.single.time. Or is their father in law THE BITCH for literally wasting time, OR is their HUSBAND THE TRUE BITCH for not letting them be meaner to his dad!

Our third emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for telling randos that asked about their (estranged) mother that she was DEAD, and now that they know the story isn't true it's still their story and they're stickin' to it.

Our final caller this week wants to know WHO'S THE BITCH when it comes to their time thief coworker literally being given special treatment and they're STILL not making it in on time to relieve them!

Our last submitter has a more "Will I BE THE BITCH" because they haven't done anything yet, but they're wanting to address their friend who's wearing eeeeveryone out with the political takes.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! Returning February 10th with a much less stuffy Kara

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Who's The Bitch, Jackie and Kara talk 'bout the evil enchantress that is Reality TV, including (the now supposedly sludge free) 90 Day The Other Way and Real Housewives of SLC, NJ, and NYC! As well as a discussion on the bitchiness of plastic surgeons.

Our first email comes in from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for outing their coworker as neurodivergent to a supervisor to save their coworkers job, despite being asked not to tell.

This weeks first, and only, voicemail comes in from a Jon Benet truther-listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for becoming more and more cranky at the movie going populace

This week's second email comes from a listener feuding with their mother due to them going topless in their parents' secluded home in the summer heat, after they had top surgery due to cancer.  As it turns out, it's due to the fathers angst at remembering what his child, as well as his wife went through.

Our final email this week comes from a listener who is left asking if they're THE BITCH after having to ask a friend who kept bailing on things last minute to step down as a bridesmaid.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Who's The Bitch, Los Angeles is still burning and they're discovering arsonist after arsonist, but Women Owned BuzzBallz still grace the corners of our rooms. If you're looking to help out during this time, please consider antirecidivism.org/  this organization is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires and 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation! Jackie announces she's trying to be 25% more Bitch in 2025 plus Kara and Jackie quickly review their Chinese zodiac animals.

This weeks first caller is the FIRST CALL FROM AUSTRALIA, THE ISLE OF BLUEY, and wants to know if they're THE BITCH for being upset that the friend who offered to pay for lodging after a Paramore concert (a ONE BED ROOM) brought a local hookup back to said ONE BED ROOM to fuck ON THE FLOOR OF THE ONE BED ROOM instead of just going back to the locals place to blast one out, and mid-call Jackie and Kara confirm that Holden is ALWAYS THE BITCH.

Our second caller asks the classic question of "Is my boyfriend THE BITCH" after he left piles of trash in her apartment and also slept in her bed while soaking wet with pool water during the two weeks he should have been house sitting and watching her cat.

The third caller this week is a self aware bitch who's call takes many a twist and turn in a story filled with affairs, a stalkery Facebook group (complete with threats) including peeing in his gas tank, and a court case ending in a recently renewed restraining order.

This week's fourth caller wonders if they are the bitch for never telling their best friend that it bothered them that in college they had their disposable razor used by said friend to shave an otter for the taxidermy she was somehow doing in the communal shower.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week's Who's the Bitch has got Jackie revealing she probably won't watch the new Kathy Bates "Matlock" but Kara said it might be a great show for a plane ride! Kara plays this week's glorious first call, then Jackie and Kara chat about this year's Golden Globes and how LA gets screwed every NYE when it comes to the ball drop.

Our second call comes in from a listener who previously had emailed in about wedding drama with her sister. The drama just keeps going as the sister is demanding a large wedding so she can be a Maid of Honor, as well as having plans to announce her current pregnancy during the bridal lunch, and our caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for thinking this is a lot of attention seeking behavior.

This week's third caller Cara with a C, is calling in because they want to know if they're THE BITCH for being annoyed by an exuberant spin class neighbor.

The fourth, and final caller, wants to know if they're THE BITCH for asking their husband to open the house windows after the husband's best friend, that had been staying with them, decided to make stank salmon and broccoli most foul that made the pregnant (at the time) caller EXTREMELY nauseous.

Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for looking for their husbands paternal grandfather against the adopted fathers wishes, and now that she's narrowed it down and has her suspicions, should she say anything or just let it go with all the complicated threads of the story?

This week's second, and last, emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not wanting to go (on their birthday no less) find their friends Nintendo Switch that they LEFT BEHIND AT THE AIRPORT?!

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Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.